The Hard Time thread- Hey, W-008, you have no business carrying that ninja sword in this prison! - Games

It's not a glitch, it's unintentional game design.

[QUOTE=U-Lander;37220221]...it's there any clean install for this game? I wanna experience the experience but I don't wanna risk viruses or other such... unpleasantries. So what I'm asking is there any way to serve some HARD TIME without HARD CONSEQUENCES (for my computer)?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.mdickie.com/downloads/new/hardtime_setup.exe[/url] ?

I remember a fun story about the health system. I unloaded 2 full SMGs into him, he was on the ground and was completely unresponsive. There was a gigantic pool of blood on top of him, and the prisoners just walked on top of his body. For good measure, I stomped on him for about 2 minutes straight. After that, I decided to go to my cell. The next morning I wake up and find the SAME GUARD just standing at my door ready to arrest me. He hardly even had any scars. I think it's impossible to kill someone yourself, you have to get another NPC to do it. [editline]14th August 2012[/editline] Oh, and I got a couple of errors involving the dialogue boxes. It selects them even when I'm not pressing a key. For example, when I'm beating someone up, it goes to a cutscene and they "STOP, I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE! WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE IF I GIVE YOU 140$?" Then for just half a second, it goes to the "yes/no" box... and automatically selects No. I don't even have the time to press any buttons, my character just says "nuh uh i'm going to anally rape you" without a second thought.

clearly the game knows better and you should bend to the ways set forth by MDickie On a more serious note, you alt-tabbing or using the steam overlay or any other? The game may be registering a held key.

[QUOTE=Rellow;37158620]You can't.[/QUOTE] I tried asking him on FB about getting it in windowed mode and this is all I got " [QUOTE]*** I was wondering if there might be anyway to put one of your games into windowed mode *** Also one of the cheatcodes for Hard Time "- Press LEFT ALT + TAB during the game to assume control of another character..." Might there be anyway one can change that on their end to something else? since left alt+tab cycles through your windows you have open MD Yes, most of my later games come with a windowed mode as standard - and a programmer can achieve it by simply changing one number in the code. This is also where you would have access to the cheat codes."[/QUOTE] Sooo .. if you have any clues how to get into the codes, and know what too look for . I suppose that's a tip I tried asking him which codes they might be in after, but he never replied again other then that line :U I also tossed him a idea I had if he ever had any plans of updating HardTime [QUOTE][I]Perhaps could have the choice of either working as a guard or be a inmate.As a guard, you can get money for beating up inmates, or fueling the fire between rival gangs, slipping them weapons, manipulation, rumors, that sort of stuff, Or be a good cop and help to keep the place peaceful, get them to dress proper, better themselves,etc. And of course like the AI ones.. you can be caught for corruption and end up a inmate yourself. Just a thought. Maybe there can be some sort of.. arena of sorts you can send the inmates or gangs into to fight one another if you have enough control.[/I][/QUOTE] I suppose ya'll could use it in that source mod of it ya'll are attempting :p

It is amazingly easy to edit the textures of this game, its hilarious Also one of my runs ended short because somebody saw me with a baseball bat, the game ended there..

[QUOTE=mastermaul;37190338]Yeah I didn't tick the boxes. I uninstalled it through the normal windows uninstaller but this still appears in my firefox addons: [img]http://i.imgur.com/5S67R.png[/img] There's no "remove" option. I disabled it but i'm still a bit paranoid. This sort of useless shit tends to not go away easily.[/QUOTE] I unticked the boxes, and none of my browsers have the Imminent toolbar.

I noticed with the installer, that if you begin it in the downloads list of Firefox, it gives you options for Firefox toolbar. But if you start it in the location you downloaded it too, it gives options for something else. So, I'd suggest not running it through the Download manager of Firefox.

so i picked up a cigarette because i have a nicotine addiction and then some fucker hit me in the face so i hit him back then this [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/iv3qN.png[/thumb] so i was like "oh i got this in the bag, cigarettes aren't deadly" [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/4kbKP.png[/thumb] MOTHERFUCKER

[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;37226452]I remember a fun story about the health system. I unloaded 2 full SMGs into him, he was on the ground and was completely unresponsive. There was a gigantic pool of blood on top of him, and the prisoners just walked on top of his body. For good measure, I stomped on him for about 2 minutes straight. After that, I decided to go to my cell. The next morning I wake up and find the SAME GUARD just standing at my door ready to arrest me. He hardly even had any scars. I think it's impossible to kill someone yourself, you have to get another NPC to do it. [editline]14th August 2012[/editline] Oh, and I got a couple of errors involving the dialogue boxes. It selects them even when I'm not pressing a key. For example, when I'm beating someone up, it goes to a cutscene and they "STOP, I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE! WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE IF I GIVE YOU 140$?" Then for just half a second, it goes to the "yes/no" box... and automatically selects No. I don't even have the time to press any buttons, my character just says "nuh uh i'm going to anally rape you" without a second thought.[/QUOTE] If you go into "rage mode", the mode that activates when your happiness meter is empty, it automatically makes you fight other inmates and pick the negative choices.

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/labyF.jpg[/thumb] never fuck with a white guy with an afro

One time when my character was in the wrong block during lockdown I just beat the shit out of somebody in the same numbered cell but in a different block Then I slept in his bed all night while he just standed around bleeding at me Motherfuckers don't mess with BumTumbler

On one character I played I got put into a already occupied Cell I was E-01 Lets just say by the end of it... there was only one 1 left... Last I saw him, he was laying face down in the corner by the stairs.. missing both his legs and arms aswell I think..

So I went into the hospital just to sleep and well... just watch the video below and you'll understand why you should never sleep in the hospital with two wardens that like beating the shit out of one another. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv-n0pKaKKA[/media]

RIP Max Payne After shooting up most of cell and getting arrested 5 times in a day his life was cut short after he beat somebody up in their cell with a beer bottle then drank himself to death with it. In lockdown too. With all the constipated smiling faces in the appearance editor its not very hard to make Max

I want to see a Zero Punctuation review of this game.

I realized - this is the only sandbox game I've ever played that's actually a sandbox game - no goals, no missions, no story; just sandbox.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37256059]I realized - this is the only sandbox game I've ever played that's actually a sandbox game - no goals, no missions, no story; just sandbox.[/QUOTE] I guess you could call surviving your sentence the goal.

Massacres just sort of happen whenever I find a gun. I usually only mean to kill a few people who give me a lot of shit in a room but then other people get in the way of where my guy is shooting so I end up having everyone attacking me. I took some screenshots of my last attempt with the machine gun. [img]http://niggaupload.com/images/vKVRl.png[/img] Firing at the only warden in the main hall. [img]http://niggaupload.com/images/xNTG6.png[/img] I got too close to a warden when I ran out of ammo but he eventually caught me, while he was missing both hands. [img]http://niggaupload.com/images/bjpUV.png[/img] You see the warden in court still missing his hands, but the judge decided to believe me and told the warden that just because I had a machine gun doesn't mean I intend to use it. :v: When I made my next character I ended up chopping a leg and arm off of a warden and got taken to court for grievous bodily harm, but even while standing in court with a missing arm and leg, the judge believed my side of the story that I didn't do anything. The best justice system in the world. If you choose your beginning sentence for grievous bodily harm you get around 60 days, but if you get arrested for it in prison by chopping limbs off, you only get 9 days and a fine.

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;37260492]Massacres just sort of happen whenever I find a gun. I usually only mean to kill a few people who give me a lot of shit in a room but then other people get in the way of where my guy is shooting so I end up having everyone attacking me. I took some screenshots of my last attempt with the machine gun. Firing at the only warden in the main hall. I got too close to a warden when I ran out of ammo but he eventually caught me, while he was missing both hands. You see the warden in court still missing his hands, but the judge decided to believe me and told the warden that just because I had a machine gun doesn't mean I intend to use it. :v: When I made my next character I ended up chopping a leg and arm off of a warden and got taken to court for grievous bodily harm, but even while standing in court with a missing arm and leg, the judge believed my side of the story that I didn't do anything. The best justice system in the world. If you choose your beginning sentence for grievous bodily harm you get around 60 days, but if you get arrested for it in prison by chopping limbs off, you only get 9 days and a fine.[/QUOTE] And if you walk around with a cigarette you get a longer time for intent to kill someone with it.

Every now and then, my game stops responding, and I have to reset my PC since the mouse is disabled in this game. Anyone know a fix for it?

Posted in the game media thread but figured it's most appropriate here [video=youtube;cyHuO4DPCww]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyHuO4DPCww&feature=plcp[/video]

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37256059]I realized - this is the only sandbox game I've ever played that's actually a sandbox game - no goals, no missions, no story; just sandbox.[/QUOTE] Your Steam profile says you have 360+ hours of GMod?

[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;37263693]Your Steam profile says you have 360+ hours of GMod?[/QUOTE] shhhhh

I just shot up two guards, and one o them got back up and told me to put my weapon down, which I refused to do. The other one got up and put me in a headlock, citing my offense as not following orders, even though moments before I had pumped him full of 2 magazines from the pistol.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xvAFT.jpg[/IMG][img]http://i.imgur.com/T8yGk.jpg[/img] Face skins, my one weakness. Now I'm tempted to edit in faces of other people with Gimp.

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;37336165][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xvAFT.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T8yGk.jpg[/IMG] Face skins, my one weakness. Now I'm tempted to edit in faces of other people with Gimp.[/QUOTE] You mean there's other faces than this? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BUePh.jpg[/IMG]

I'll get this one out of the way. [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZFZTf.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;37336504]I'll get this one out of the way. [img]http://i.imgur.com/ZFZTf.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] What are you doing in the showers Hitler? It's time for dinner!

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;37336547]What are you doing in the showers Hitler? It's time for dinner![/QUOTE] *Guards aren't allowed in the showers.