The Hard Time thread- Hey, W-008, you have no business carrying that ninja sword in this prison! - Games

[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;37338715]*Guards aren't allowed in the showers.[/QUOTE] fuck

Apparently, the broom is the most powerful and the most safest weapon to use ingame. I went on a killing spree with it.

The billy club smashes wardens with ease, until they take it back and beat you.

Face skins? I went and edited almost every texture in the game [img]http://puu.sh/XGu3[/img] Also my photo album is empty, where are all my pictures nooo

how to increase your happiness, my guy keeps on being depressed CONSTANTLY.

[QUOTE=FpShepard;37354921]how to increase your happiness, my guy keeps on being depressed CONSTANTLY.[/QUOTE] Watch TV, smoke, sleep. You can also hold H and + to increase it.

Are there any good mods for Hard Time that I should know about?

-snip- i wondered if there would be a sequel to this game like a even bigger prison then the one in this game.

[HR][/HR] Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that I have defeated the North [IMG]http://puu.sh/15xtu[/IMG][HR][/HR]

Just killed everyone in west wing and a few others with a mix of a pistol I grabbed from a warden, a samurai sword in some one cell and an axe I found on the floor. And I got away with it. White seven foot guys with afro's in for terrorism with glasses are BA. [editline]16th September 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bLty3.png[/IMG] All good things must come to an end.

Anybody figure out a way to force this game into a windowed mode by chance? It'd be fun to try and livestream the game, but unfortunately the procaster only works with OpenGL and Directx games apparently in terms of full-screen, which HardTime isn't built in.

[QUOTE=HyenaPunk;37706385]Anybody figure out a way to force this game into a windowed mode by chance? It'd be fun to try and livestream the game, but unfortunately the procaster only works with OpenGL and Directx games apparently in terms of full-screen, which HardTime isn't built in.[/QUOTE] I've tried the basic stuff (-windowed) didn't work, so I'm gonna guess that no.

[QUOTE=Trounark;37707285]I've tried the basic stuff (-windowed) didn't work, so I'm gonna guess that no.[/QUOTE] I did try asking him over facebook once and I got this in reply "MDickie Yes, most of my later games come with a windowed mode as standard - and a programmer can achieve it by simply changing one number in the code. This is also where you would have access to the cheat codes." Sadly I'm not such programmer and I tried asking him which codes they may be in but he never responded after that :I

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oCK9Q.jpg[/IMG]

Wow, that game really reminds me of school. [editline]19th September 2012[/editline] Some guy came up to me and called me retarded. I'm gonna fuck him hard. [editline]19th September 2012[/editline] Woah what the hell, I alt tabbed and when I came back i was a Ward

[QUOTE=GhostG45;37073166]I hope there's coop.[/QUOTE] Source was released long ago. Get Blitzbasic and make it! Theres coop in his other games.

It would actually be awesome to have a fully featured game like this. I'd happily pay for such a kickstarter.

So i have been playing this game for years. Gonna share some tips: Always go early for lunch, like half an hour before its served, you will get more food that way. The AI is absolutely batshit, you proably already know that. However they are also absolutely dumb and easy to trick. People wont go into your cell, most of the time, stash shit there. Get enough strength for crafting! its useful as shit and earns you money, craft a fire extinguisher and throw it in the face of the warden! or make some weapon and hide it! Even better, craft contraband items and smuggle them to the bathroom, sometimes people wait there willing to buy weapons from you. Always keep a weapon ready in case the resident warden of your wing becomes too much, a sword will do. If you kill him you will render the wing lawless(and sometimes safer) untill they decide to employ a new dude to ruin your lives with. Build up reputation! its really useful! Oh also, be careful about people, when you kill them, they will sometimes rise again. I know a [I]secret ritual[/I] to raise the dead with. If you want to make sure a zombie stays dead, cut off all his limbs. They will be pissed and constantly insane. [sp] The MDickonomicon, written by Big Dicks and Boomtown in your 4th game while you were being beat the shit out by some fat warden missing an arm. Chapter 1: Reanimation Sanity is but a shackle that keeps one from disobeying the universe. By having a dead body prepared with various chants and beatings, one can deprive himself of his sanity(hint: drugs) to break theese shackles and realise that free choice is but an illusion! If the elder deathgod: shitdicks the flying cock of doom sees fit, he will make you [I]grab[/I] the body out of unlife! Be aware, though! The zombie will be deprived of all soul and mind! Be aware! You will never know what horrible horrors you would summon, or if you would displease your god shitdicks![/sp]

Is there any specific way to cut of a limb, or does this happen at random? It doesn't happen too often.

I'm looking through the code and not really seeing a way to change resolution or make the game windowed. Even if I did find a way I couldn't compile it :v:

I would laugh so fucking hard if we got steam to greenlight Hard Time. Share the love

I'd pay $15 for Hard Time with some improvements (textures, working windowed mode and more resolutions)

Oohooh wooowooohoohoooo.... everythings going to be allright!

[QUOTE=latin_geek;37737593]I'd pay $15 for Hard Time with some improvements (textures, working windowed mode and more resolutions)[/QUOTE] gamebreaking changes

God damn, a big game like this would be [B]my dream game[/B]

Well we can still edit the source code to make it COOP.

[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;37750604]Well we can still edit the source code to make it COOP.[/QUOTE] Oh god yes, imagine playing this with friends!

I'd love some new features and possibilities generally. Also maybe some tweaks.

[QUOTE=proch;37751707]I'd love some new features and possibilities generally. Also maybe some tweaks.[/QUOTE] Well someone has to buy Blitzbasic then :( I hate programming languages one has to pay for.

Damn it, then. How much does it cost though? Not that I know anything about blitz.