The Hard Time thread- Hey, W-008, you have no business carrying that ninja sword in this prison!
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I remember starting riots because some warden tried to bully me for being an ass to his friend. The whole block turned into a fucking warzone and I just chilled in my cell.
Oh fuck my sides.
This shit is so broken it's hilarious....
Haha my character caught aids or something(he even said something before catching it) while I was in the bathrooms murdering a guy... I later died because I couldn't stop it.
I present to you... The Chronicles of Toliet Brush-san! (Yeah, I can't spell, whatever.)
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/E3wqK.jpg[/img]
Yeah, Galo Sengen.
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Brush-san being told his place, of course.
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/qXnSK.jpg[/img]
Bunch of people fightin' it out in the background while Brush-san lights up a doobie. 420blaize.
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Lil' bitch be crying after I smacked him some.
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/Mp0IZ.jpg[/img]
YOU DARE INSURT GRORIOUS BRUSH-SAN? DING DONG BANNU!
Got a few more screenies but don't wanna stretch the page any further.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MQLGH.png[/img]
I think I'm ready for prison life.
Sorry, but I had to do this one, at least.
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This game is so bad it's god damn hilarious.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eQbfy.png[/IMG]
I killed three people after that picture.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Ra7OL9sUY[/media]
Also guys.
[url]http://www.mdickie.com/cheats_hardtime.htm[/url]
Someone make a Facepunch save.
[editline]4th August 2012[/editline]
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I've gone and done it now, look how angry he is.
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So I decided to take it further.
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/k3xT.jpg[/img]
Yes, he has no arms or legs.
But damn, I got busted for it.
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Yeah, that aughta fool 'em!
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Score!
I beat up a warden, he offered me $40, I accepted and he falcon punched me across the room and arrested me
the fuck
[editline]5th August 2012[/editline]
I got my $40 though
[QUOTE=Burnyhands;37081663]
[url]http://www.mdickie.com/cheats_hardtime.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]- Press LEFT[B] ALT + TAB [/B]during the game to assume control of another character...[/QUOTE]
[h2]WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS[/h2]
[QUOTE=latin_geek;37082695][h2]WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS[/h2][/QUOTE]
I accidently did that once, and ended up as a overweight black man. My character ran up to me, told me he hates black people and beat me to death with a hand mirror.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;37082695][h2]WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS[/h2][/QUOTE]
because MDickie defies all logic
Anyone have an alternate download link?
The one linked to from the website says corrupt installer or something similar.
[QUOTE=jeimizu;37083134]Anyone have an alternate download link?
The one linked to from the website says corrupt installer or something similar.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.mdickie.com/downloads/new/hardtime_setup.exe[/url]
i've always liked mat's games, sure they're badly made and all pretty much the same but i can always find a way to have fun in them. i have played DAYS of hard time and i still think its an awesome game. if anyone is interested in soccer his other game Grass Roots isn't bad either.
I fucked up and maimed everyone in my cellblock and SOMEHOW made them all hate me. Now whenever I walk into my block I get chain grappled and passed around like a squeeze toy by people with ghost limbs. I beat two fingers off of a guy with a syringe and he tried to buy my syringe off of my afterwards.
Also my block has no wardens because they all killed each other when I first entered and the lone survivor was this midget with a mullet that nobody respected.
"Welcome W-004, you're in West Block, cell 4."
Guard then proceeds to pick up syringe, get high, take gun from other warden and kills him. Then kills a prisoner who walks by, goes into East block. I wait about 3 days in West, just scraping by to survive, and then I hear that the Warden has been arrested.
He went on a rampage and killed all of the East Block prisoners.
I think this game is broken, the judge just ruled in favour of [I]the warden.[/I]
Also, how do I get uninjured?
[QUOTE=helifreak;37087032]I think this game is broken, the judge just ruled in favour of [I]the warden.[/I]
Also, how do I get uninjured?[/QUOTE]The way courts are decided are literally baseless.
I killed all my South Block cellmates, and immediately got transferred to East Block. I ran out of ammo for my machine gun, and someone wandered off with my sword, so they're safe for now.
People that I've made friends with keep telling me not to mess with myself, because they're good friends with me. I think I took a screenshot...
[editline]5th August 2012[/editline]
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It's your insanity, you've developed a hatred for yourself
mdickie best dev all years
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Im ready.
People were going around resurrecting the corpses by grabbing them and this brought them back to life, but they already spawned new replacement inmates and wardens so now my block is extremely crowded and everyone's pissed off, missing limbs and crying. Then suddenly a terrorist attack.
I need your help, guys. Is this police brutality?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pXbTz.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Zoran;37091926]I need your help, guys. Is this police brutality?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pXbTz.png[/img][/QUOTE]
No, stop being such a drama queen.
I remember once seeing a prisoner that got in a fight literally every day until he glitched out. He was missing BOTH legs and was hovering around from that point on.
I put him out of his misery.
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