The Hard Time thread- Hey, W-008, you have no business carrying that ninja sword in this prison! - Games

[QUOTE=Dr Bob;37136456]I'm pretty sure he was joking when he wrote all that.[/QUOTE]He made The You Testament. I think you're underestimating MDickie.

[QUOTE=Dr Bob;37136456]I'm pretty sure he was joking when he wrote all that.[/QUOTE] He isn't. Somewhere out there he has an entire journal filled with absolutely pretentious bile like that. Here's a reading of a section of his journal. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn08tV1Dvbs[/media]

[QUOTE=Rellow;37137110]He isn't. Somewhere out there he has an entire journal filled with absolutely pretentious bile like that. Here's a reading of a section of his journal. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn08tV1Dvbs[/media][/QUOTE] Oh my God. I want to punch him now.

[QUOTE=Rellow;37137110]He isn't. Somewhere out there he has an entire journal filled with absolutely pretentious bile like that. Here's a reading of a section of his journal. *vidya*[/QUOTE] Holy fuck, could you even BE more full of yourself than this?!

Eh, at least he took the time to write all this. Maybe I should write a autobiography called "How I, Hans-Gunther III., single-handedly created the modern world and got all the chicks!"

[QUOTE=Dr Bob;37136456]I'm pretty sure he was joking when he wrote all that.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/EWuqZ.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/4sXNz.png[/img] Not pictured: the joke [editline]8th August 2012[/editline] RELIGIOUS EDUCATOR MAT DICKIE

If this seriously gets turned into a Source mod i will donate all of my money to you.

So I just killed Duke Nukem :c Luckily nobody was there when it happened, but then a warden comes up like five hours later and accuses me of it. I go to court, they rule in favor of me, then the intercom says that Duke Nukem has been found dead and I'm the prime suspect. AMERICAN JUSTICE

I've killed 3 wardens and still have 50 days in prison

MDickie is the free-thinking rebel who redefined all the rules of the gaming industry. He's like the Zack de la Rocha of game developers. Now I want to make MDickie-inspired covers of Rage Against the Machine songs. Regardless of how hilariously pretentious he is, Hard Time is still the best game ever made.

[QUOTE=jeimizu;37132506]Nope, all I can do is map. Here's my progress for tonight. I'm going to sleep, but I should have plenty of time to map tomorrow. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xI1ud.png[/IMG] Can't decide if I like the skylights the way they are now.[/QUOTE] i could model some things

[QUOTE=Not_Yet;37138019]i could model some things[/QUOTE] Me too. I'm not that good with Blender but I'm fucking better than MDickie

[QUOTE=Not_Yet;37138019]i could model some things[/QUOTE] I could really use some 128 unit long razor-wire sections, both the rolled kind, and this kind: [IMG]http://www.yuntaofence.com/images/Chain%20Link%20Fencing/1.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=GeneralSergant;37138044]Me too. I'm not that good with Blender but I'm fucking better than MDickie[/QUOTE] No, we need someone worse than MDickie to do the models and textures.

So, is this actually going to be a thing? We should make a thread if so. [QUOTE=manian112;37138852]No, we need someone worse than MDickie to do the models and textures.[/QUOTE] When I said better I mean marginally so. So yeah I could do bad models. I'd be comfortable sticking to weapon models though, if that's cool

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;37134727]You could extend the 'sections' of the prison for cells and such and leave the center as a maintenance/staff/processing/eatery area.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Kz6aT.png[/IMG] Here's the current layout, though I haven't made the workshop yet, so I may switch it up and have the canteen be part of the main hall, and add the workshop where the canteen currently is.

[QUOTE=jeimizu;37143603][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Kz6aT.png[/IMG] Here's the current layout, though I haven't made the workshop yet, so I may switch it up and have the canteen be part of the main hall, and add the workshop where the canteen currently is.[/QUOTE] I doubt a modern prison would have the canteen so close to the foyer, if you needed to you could dedicate part of the courtyard to an outdoor food service area, or even make a separate building for that so you could allocate the workshop. [editline]...[/editline] The toiletries should be specialized for handicapped or injured persons in the hospital wing, each cell should have one normal toilet. [editline]...[/editline] If anyone models those stainless steel prison toilets/sinks, I'm sure I could provide some simple textures.

I'll do the voice acting.

[PHP][/PHP]I'll be the ideas guy!! :suicide:

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;37145146]I'll do the voice acting.[/QUOTE] If you guys want, I could try to throw in a few voices for random prisoners, just so it isn't the same one guy voicing every inmates :v:

If you guys need any help with textures, I can do it :v:

[IMG]http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2958/tollit.png[/IMG] I've started on a little 'prison toilet' model, though this is the first time I've ever done anything with modeling and I still need to smooth the seat (and make it rotund) and such manually.

I could do weapon and prop modelling. If you are interested in my offer, PM me suggestions.

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;37145146]I'll do the voice acting.[/QUOTE] I can also do some voice acting. Here is an example of previous work: [media]http://soundcloud.com/drbobuk/die-civilian[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4[/media] The inspiration for Hard Time's combat system

You'd have to code it so weapons have to be picked up individually

I present to you... [img]http://puu.sh/Q6fA[/img] Hope I'm not late.

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37150854]I present to you... [img]http://puu.sh/Q6fA[/img] Hope I'm not late.[/QUOTE] CJ is black though..

[QUOTE=Sanitizer;37150897]CJ is black though..[/QUOTE] And...? edit: oh shit I didn't notice there was a more black skin tone. [editline]9th August 2012[/editline] Also, why can't I see the health and mood bar?

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;37150530]You'd have to code it so weapons have to be picked up individually[/QUOTE] S-005 What are you doing with that knife, that pistol, that pool cue, that barbell, that machine gun, that mirror, that hammer, and that sword?