The Hard Time thread- Hey, W-008, you have no business carrying that ninja sword in this prison! - Games

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37173848]This isn't funny, it's seriously game breaking.[/QUOTE] maybe we don't know how to fix it

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37173848]This isn't funny, it's seriously game breaking.[/QUOTE] None of us dwell within the dimension of genius that is the MDickie zone. Thus, none of us could possibly reach the deep level of thought required to solve one of his game's bugs.

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37173848]This isn't funny, it's seriously game breaking.[/QUOTE] because THAT is the thing that made this game unplayable right

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37173848]This isn't funny, it's seriously game breaking.[/QUOTE] why don't you ask MDickie for help

[QUOTE=Combineguy;37174141]why don't you ask MDickie for help[/QUOTE] "I'll help you with my ENORMOUS BRAIN..."

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37174283]"I'll help you with my ENORMOUS BRAIN..."[/QUOTE]"I'M THE FREE-THINKING REBEL OF THE GAMING INDUSTRY...I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A PLEBEIAN LIKE YOU."

Just a heads up man, you really aren't missing anything. If you looked up gameplay videos you'd probably derive the same amount of entertainment.

[QUOTE=GeneralSergant;37175637]Just a heads up man, you really aren't missing anything. If you looked up gameplay videos you'd probably derive the same amount of entertainment.[/QUOTE] erm no, this game is so much better when you experience it for yourself

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37171901]Help please.[/QUOTE] Have you tried reinstalling it?

[QUOTE=GeneralSergant;37175637]Just a heads up man, you really aren't missing anything. If you looked up gameplay videos you'd probably derive the same amount of entertainment.[/QUOTE]You are deluding yourself.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQt4f54tKVg[/media] Text to Speech voice is best voice.

[QUOTE=Conro101;37174129]because THAT is the thing that made this game unplayable right[/QUOTE] Yes, it's game breaking when you don't know when you're about to die or about to have a mental breakdown.

Just completed my first run with the Murderer Timmy Simmers. First thing I do is pick up the dynamite sitting on the floor of the central prison room and toss it at the guard, and then run into my cell block. Apparently that made me very likable, and people kept coming up to me asking to be my friend. Over the course of the next half hour I really start to hate the two wardens, and some asshole named Wise Lem or something like that, and Rimmy or Rimmer who kept bragging about how he was some sort of badass terrorist. So I set about trying to find ways to kill all four of them, starting with the wardens so they I wouldn't get arrested when I killed the prisoners. I routinely beat the shit out of them, inciting multiple riots but it is only when I found a baseball bat that I had some success. I trapped Warden foster against a cell and beat him so badly that he lost a leg. He still managed to arrest me despite this terrible injury though. Unfortunately for him, however his leg did not grow back and he was still at very low health. I punched him a few more times after he said something about justice being done in the courtyard, and he started crying and offered 220$ if I would leave him alone. I took it, and watched as a random prisoner punched him in the back of the head, killing him. The other guard was even easier as all I had to do was lure him onto the staircase and swing at him with the bat. Once he took it from me, he justflailed madly at me, striking several inmates, prompting his swift and brutal death by mass stomping. In the meantime two of my friends had died trying to kill the Terrorist Rimmer and the asshole Wise Lem. Since Rimmer was some sort of fucking kung fu expert that blocked everything I threw at him and could never be interrupted in combat, I went to the exercise yard in search of weapons and what happened next would be Tim's legacy in the Southtown correctional facility. I stumbled into the yard, seeing katana on the ground, which two guards constantly fought over. There was also a dynamite. I threw the dynamite at them and did the best I could to kick and punch them to death, aided with a baseball bat. I had one of them in really bad shape when a terrorist attack started and knocked me on the ground. A guard then took the opportunity to slice off my arm with a sword before dying from one of the random explosions. I stumble to my feet, and punch another guard in the ass, killing him to before stumbling back in side, empty handed and minus one arm. Knowing I wasn't going to be around much longer I attacked some green jumpsuited dick named Bulletproof and beat him to death with a pool cue before collapsing to the floor near the door you enter and dying. It all came full circle I guess.

[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;37177335]Have you tried reinstalling it?[/QUOTE] Yeah, still no change. Are you guys playing it in compatibility mode or something?

[QUOTE=Combineguy;37161719]You guys should ask Mysterious to cover the Hard Time theme, he's fucking hilariously good at it EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE AWRIGHT~[/QUOTE] Aww shucks~

I can do voices too, I have some experience.

[QUOTE=Combineguy;37174141]why don't you ask MDickie for help[/QUOTE] "It's a feature I coded in to remind you of the crushing uncertainty and doubt that you feel when you're in such a helpless situation. I'm sorry your TINY, PLEBIAN BRAIN cannot understand my genius"

[QUOTE=jeimizu;37178143][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQt4f54tKVg[/media] Text to Speech voice is best voice.[/QUOTE] "Hey. Deep Impact. That's my broom..." I lost it there.

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37180084]Yeah, still no change. Are you guys playing it in compatibility mode or something?[/QUOTE] Try it in XP compatibility mode

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37185743]Try it in XP compatibility mode[/QUOTE] Tried, no help.

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37185908]Tried, no help.[/QUOTE] Try disabling desktop composition, that setting will usually cause graphical problems in some older or odder games. [editline]11th August 2012[/editline] It can also cause very bad GUI problems with games - breaking controls and such. (One example is San Andreas when on a Windows 7 OS.)

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;37186051]Try disabling desktop composition, that setting will usually cause graphical problems in some older or odder games. [editline]11th August 2012[/editline] It can also cause very bad GUI problems with games - breaking controls and such. (One example is San Andreas when on a Windows 7 machine.)[/QUOTE] Didn't help.

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37186922]Didn't help.[/QUOTE] Try uninstalling the game and forgetting the name MDickie.

I managed to earn about $1,200. I took $600 to take the fall for attempted murder, and then I suddenly get a "Memory Access Violation" and the game crashes. Time to start a new character, I guess.

I got $950 because some filmmaker called and gave it to me so he could make a movie of my life.

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;37173848]This isn't funny, it's seriously game breaking.[/QUOTE] I have the same problem. It adds to the intense part of the game, taking risks and not knowing if your the healthiest man alive or close to dying. I murdered a officer, some time after the trial his friend comes at me with a pistol, claims he will have revenge shoots me about 8 times then tells me to go change my clothes to look more like him before getting brutally murdered by about 7 prisoners. Oh and i managed to chop off a man's entire arm with a mirror and watched how he claimed i ruined his life and how he will make me suffer like he has before jumping into bed. Best game ever.

So on my first time playing this game, I run out into the exercise yard. The guard there tells me about it, that I can exercise there and raise my skills. All normal stuff. As soon as I end the conversation, he shoots me 4 times with his pistol and says "Hey Prisoner E-010, didn't you hear the bell? DINNER IS SERVED!" I don't even know what to say

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;37188064]So on my first time playing this game, I run out into the exercise yard. The guard there tells me about it, that I can exercise there and raise my skills. All normal stuff. As soon as I end the conversation, he shoots me 4 times with his pistol and says "Hey Prisoner E-010, didn't you hear the bell? DINNER IS SERVED!" I don't even know what to say[/QUOTE] There is nothing to say. Soon you'll just be like the other prisoners, weeping as you fall to your knees, the prison explodes and the guards mow down all the prisoners in the canteen with machine guns.

Some guy is beating up the warden, so I come over and help him. He then says to me "<Warden we're beating up> is a personal friend of mine!" Another time some dead guy told me that I shouldn't mess with him because he's in The Powers That Be

I was taken to court once because I assaulted someone with a 'nothing'. And I was also accused of being in the gang 'none'. That prisoner was really boring to play as.