The Hard Time thread- Hey, W-008, you have no business carrying that ninja sword in this prison! - Games

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37187938]I got $950 because some filmmaker called and gave it to me so he could make a movie of my life.[/QUOTE] What the fuck he gave me $2 :c [editline]11th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=GrizzlyBear;37188032]I have the same problem. It adds to the intense part of the game, taking risks and not knowing if your the healthiest man alive or close to dying. I murdered a officer, some time after the trial his friend comes at me with a pistol, claims he will have revenge shoots me about 8 times then tells me to go change my clothes to look more like him before getting brutally murdered by about 7 prisoners. Oh and i managed to chop off a man's entire arm with a mirror and watched how he claimed i ruined his life and how he will make me suffer like he has before jumping into bed. Best game ever.[/QUOTE] I cut off this dude's legs with my fists, it was pretty cool haha. He kept floating though.

Anyone got a solution to the Memory Access Violation crash that occurs when you are about to start a court case (even when starting out)?

Does anyone have a guide on any of the wrestling moves in this game? I can only punch and hold

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37189613]Does anyone have a guide on any of the wrestling moves in this game? I can only punch and hold[/QUOTE] I pressed X while grabbing and he threw the target down, but I can't experiment anymore because of that Memory Access Violation error I get from court cases.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37189613]Does anyone have a guide on any of the wrestling moves in this game? I can only punch and hold[/QUOTE] Hold them and press x to throw them or whatever, z sits them down gently. That's about it.

I was just arrested for murder... by the officer I was accused of murdering.

[QUOTE=jeimizu;37189860]I was just arrested for murder... by the officer I was accused of murdering.[/QUOTE] you've got this case in the bag

The installer put some shitty "iminent" toolbar thing that I assume is probably malware on my computer without my permission. Should I be worried and how do I remove it?

[QUOTE=mastermaul;37190250]The installer put some shitty "iminent" toolbar thing that I assume is probably malware on my computer without my permission. Should I be worried and how do I remove it?[/QUOTE]It installs it anyways if you unticked the boxes. You can unistall it with Window's unistall section apparently.

[QUOTE=kamikaze470;37190291]It installs it anyways if you unticked the boxes. You can unistall it with Window's unistall section apparently.[/QUOTE] Yeah I didn't tick the boxes. I uninstalled it through the normal windows uninstaller but this still appears in my firefox addons: [img]http://i.imgur.com/5S67R.png[/img] There's no "remove" option. I disabled it but i'm still a bit paranoid. This sort of useless shit tends to not go away easily.

oh my god is there a mod to remove random sickness it's the most bullshit thing ever

[QUOTE=LightOfDarkness;37190527]oh my god is there a mod to remove random sickness it's the most bullshit thing ever[/QUOTE] It was incredibly fitting when I made Walter White.

Is there a mod to add a skip dialog option? Would make the game a million times better.

[QUOTE=mastermaul;37190818]Is there a mod to add a skip dialog option? Would make the game a million times better.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately not, with MDickie's horrible coding.

If you hold enter whilst talking the conversations move a lot faster. Also, I unticked the boxes and didn't get any toolbars or anything. Huh.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;37189613]Does anyone have a guide on any of the wrestling moves in this game? I can only punch and hold[/QUOTE] There are details in the 'manual' [quote]COMBINATIONS By pressing 2 commands together, you can perform the following actions: ATTACK + DIRECTION = Upper attack (as opposed to lower attack when static) ATTACK + DEFEND = Powerful attack / Shoot straight ATTACK + GRAB = Rear attack GRAPPLING In additions to impact attacks, you also have access to more crushing grappling moves. After successfully grabbing a victim, they're held in a headlock position and are temporarily at your mercy. Before they push you away, you have access to the following options: DIRECTIONS = Drag GRAB = Release ATTACK = Headlock Punch ATTACK + DIRECTON = Knee to face DEFEND = Bang head against ground DEFEND + DIRECTION = Bodyslam PICK-UP = Headlock Takedown PICK-UP + DIRECTION = Bulldog[/quote]

I just had the most awesome time ever, with "Cunt Destroyer". He had 0 Agility and 0 Intelligence... but 100 strength. He could kill anybody within just a few seconds. He had a reputation of 101. He had a kill streak of 7 prisoners before being arrested for [i]attempted[/i] assault. He killed 4 wardens and tore the leg off of another with nothing but his bare fists. He had 3 SMGs and a pistol underneath his bed, but who gave a fuck? Nobody. There was an entire day where there were no wardens in the North Wing. He had killed them all. ...He died of sickness. May he rest in peace.

[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;37191719]I just had the most awesome time ever, with "Cunt Destroyer". He had 0 Agility and 0 Intelligence... but 100 strength. He could kill anybody within just a few seconds. He had a reputation of 101. He had a kill streak of 7 prisoners before being arrested for [i]attempted[/i] assault. He killed 4 wardens and tore the leg off of another with nothing but his bare fists. He had 3 SMGs and a pistol underneath his bed, but who gave a fuck? Nobody. There was an entire day where there were no wardens in the North Wing. He had killed them all. ...He died of sickness. May he rest in peace.[/QUOTE] Isn't the minimum stat 30 and the maximum 99?

Finally got my game working again. I got out of my court case after winning it. Once I got back into my block, I was beaten to death by the warden that detained me. Now I made a character that has 99 intelligence. My first task was to head to the Study and get on the computer. I found an inmate named "Deep Throat" that resided on the East Block. The hunt is on to beat and murder Deep Throat.

[QUOTE=teh pirate;37191840]Isn't the minimum stat 30 and the maximum 99?[/QUOTE] Alright, I may have recalled that part wrong. But the rest was true.

I could play it the first time, but now the game thinks I'm pushing down and right whenever I start it up. Any ideas?

In my opinion, someone should make a M. Dickie general thread for all of his games.

[QUOTE=mastermaul;37190818]Is there a mod to add a skip dialog option? Would make the game a million times better.[/QUOTE] smashing enter works for me.

i have 10 days left served out of around 70 days totally (8 taken off from lawyer phoning) $3,402 money 98 rep 99 strength 98 agility caught the flu 3 times nearly died once i will get free i know it the system can't hold me down [QUOTE=mastermaul;37190818]Is there a mod to add a skip dialog option? Would make the game a million times better.[/QUOTE] hold esc key when they start, they speed up for me at least

[QUOTE=Not_Yet;37196349]i will get free i know it the system can't hold me down[/QUOTE] Something will happen. Nobody survives Hard Time.

is there a way to use the mouse or at least redefine the arrow keys, i cant play like this...

< Gets Convicted of Terrorism < Gets Tried for Assault of A Warden later < Is found Innocent The American justice system hard at work folks!

[QUOTE=Not_Yet;37196349]i have 10 days left served out of around 70 days totally (8 taken off from lawyer phoning) $3,402 money 98 rep 99 strength 98 agility caught the flu 3 times nearly died once i will get free i know it the system can't hold me down[/QUOTE]"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." - MDickie

This should play in the Shower Room constantly. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twMuVP_6mE[/media] MELEEEEEEE

I downloaded this game and gave it a shot. Currently playing as a middle-eastern terrorist with a stereotypical name. The dialogue makes me laugh sometimes. A warden punches you, so you punch back, "YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS LAYING YOUR HANDS ON AN OFFICER." Dear lord. I murder 7 inmates, I get taken in for possession of a gun. Despite the block being completely filled-to-the-brim with witnesses, the judge goes, "Yeah, there's not enough evidence to convict him. Just take the damn thing away from him." Justice. On an unrelated note, has anyone figured out how to change clothing? A warden keeps telling me to copy him by a certain time. I have no idea how I'd go about doing that. Something about a mirror?