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I'm going back to the Swamp of Despair tomorrow, but I'd like it if someone else would come to make things safer and also so things would be less boring out there. Who wants to live in a boggy mire full of overpowered monsters that sound like someone masturbating into gelatin?

If you don't want to live in a boggy mire full of overpowered monsters that sound like someone masturbating into gelatin, come to Minetown, where you'll be residing in a double ravine where creepers will go kamakazi on you and skeletons dropping behind you shooting arrows will be just like you remember them in Alpha and Beta!

Where exactly is the server located?

[QUOTE=Stonecycle;38281686]Where exactly is the server located?[/QUOTE] New Hampshire, I think

[QUOTE=TMBGFan;38281518]I'm going back to the Swamp of Despair tomorrow, but I'd like it if someone else would come to make things safer and also so things would be less boring out there. Who wants to live in a boggy mire full of overpowered monsters that sound like someone masturbating into gelatin?[/QUOTE] If it helps, I can set you up with a set of iron armour. It's not much but it's the least I can do. Just taken the western highway and swing on by my ranch sometime when I'm on (which is a lot :v:)

I like the cycle of the server. Friday- Server is lively, resurrections all around. Also means more people dieing. Saturday-Tuesday- The Men of the server begins to wear out and die, people dieing everywhere. Server dieing down but still lively. Wednesday- Server is dieing, server is mild now, less then 8 people on sometimes. People dieing occasionally. Server is becoming empty. Thursday- Server is almost dead. Very few people on. Server is dead. Repeat.

[QUOTE=Pinhead!;38283303]I like the cycle of the server. Friday- Server is lively, resurrections all around. Also means more people dieing. Saturday-Tuesday- The Men of the server begins to wear out and die, people dieing everywhere. Server dieing down but still lively. Wednesday- Server is dieing, server is mild now, less then 8 people on sometimes. People dieing occasionally. Server is becoming empty. Thursday- Server is almost dead. Very few people on. Server is dead. Repeat.[/QUOTE] "Circle of life" :v: [editline]2nd November 2012[/editline] Okay, for guys brand new and reviving on Friday: In the welcome chest you'll find many stone picks. Some of them have been enchanted with Efficiency I. Please, please do not be greedy and take one per person. There should be plenty of food in the front of my house for you all, just try not to take everything.

[QUOTE=Silverthing;38272861]He plays on 2b2t, doesn't he? I have two different jars myself and to be honest it's effort to switch between normal and Nodus. I'd use it on Max Relax and trust myself not to use it, but I haven't gotten that lazy yet Oh yeah, and I died about 3 days ago, did I ever get a grave or is my body just rotting away?[/QUOTE] I made you a grave.

There's now a spare room in my sanctuary north of Spawnville, for any wandering traveler. Feel free to stock up on food before heading out.

[QUOTE=TMBGFan;38281518]I'm going back to the Swamp of Despair tomorrow, but I'd like it if someone else would come to make things safer and also so things would be less boring out there. Who wants to live in a boggy mire full of overpowered monsters that sound like someone masturbating into gelatin?[/QUOTE] Don't you mean... the swamp of sadness? [video=youtube;y688upqmRXo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y688upqmRXo[/video] Boo-yah!!

Can we get a list of all the towns edited on the first post?

I died in the spawnville on my first night. A hole at X: 165 Y: 62 Z: 307 I only had stuff from farms and the spawn help chest ( Stone pick, axe and a sword ) I died in like 10 minutes, nighttime came and I saw a skellie. Tried to kill it, killed it and some fuckwad pushed me into a cave. Died of fall damage thanks to a skellie backfucking me :c [editline]2nd November 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/62Gmj.png[/IMG] Luckily it is friday!

You should Whitelist Silversoda, sounds fun.

[QUOTE=tratzzz;38287081]I died in the spawnville on my first night. A hole at X: 165 Y: 62 Z: 307 I only had stuff from farms and the spawn help chest ( Stone pick, axe and a sword ) I died in like 10 minutes, nighttime came and I saw a skellie. Tried to kill it, killed it and some fuckwad pushed me into a cave. Died of fall damage thanks to a skellie backfucking me :c [editline]2nd November 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/62Gmj.png[/IMG] Luckily it is friday![/QUOTE] I've noticed a good deal of new players die when they think they can take on one of the creatures at night. Should be a basic priority to [I]avoid[/I] all hostile mobs until you have some sort of armor on yourself.

Damn, when does he usually Unban?

[QUOTE=NateDude;38287697]Damn, when does he usually Unban?[/QUOTE] In about 7 - 8 hours or so 5:30 EST (English time 10:30 I think)

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;38287675]I've noticed a good deal of new players die when they think they can take on one of the creatures at night. Should be a basic priority to [I]avoid[/I] all hostile mobs until you have some sort of armor on yourself.[/QUOTE] Well, I was running around the outskirts of Spawntown. Didn't really expect to see any hostile mobs at that moment.

[QUOTE=tratzzz;38287753]Well, I was running around the outskirts of Spawntown. Didn't really expect to see any hostile mobs at that moment.[/QUOTE] Even though Spawnville is lit up like crazy, there are spots here and there will things still spawn. I've seen creepers right in the middle of town. I don't know if there's one little block that has [I]just[/I] not enough light or if it's a glitch or what, but basically when you're outside assume you are not safe no matter where you are. [editline]2nd November 2012[/editline] I also just realized - this is my first week without dying :dance:

In my entire time on this server I've died once. And a few days later I was brought back to life as an undead person. So you know the zombies really shouldn't be attacking me. Huh.

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/58209245/Minecraft%20Pictures/2012-11-02_10.47.48%20-%20Copy.png[/img] Introducing the Survivamap. It's like the Dynmap, except less awesome and less useful.

I built a small starting house today. It's in the Northwestern part of spawnville. I won't be able to play again until Sunday though.

Turns out that villagers can sell saddles. I have a big village near me, I think roughly a dozen villagers live there. I'll see what I can do to cultivate some saddles for the server.

[QUOTE=Artix3;38289539][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/58209245/Minecraft%20Pictures/2012-11-02_10.47.48%20-%20Copy.png[/img] Introducing the Survivamap. It's like the Dynmap, except less awesome and less useful.[/QUOTE] Cool I'm on the map (Stargazer). What do the Blue Lines represent?

[QUOTE=NateDude;38289843]Cool I'm on the map (Stargazer). What do the Blue Lines represent?[/QUOTE] Biome borders.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;38289838]Turns out that villagers can sell saddles. I have a big village near me, I think roughly a dozen villagers live there. I'll see what I can do to cultivate some saddles for the server.[/QUOTE] I need atleast one villager for my mob system, so don't steal all of them.

Could a few friends and myself be permitted to join this server? We have no intentions of grief and are just looking for a good server.

Suggestion to everyone who is still alive - Before 5:30 today I suggest logging in and storing any valuable items currently in chests ON YOUR PERSON. This way, if there is a world rollback, anything on your character will be safe.

[QUOTE=Rammlied;38289982]I need atleast one villager for my mob system, so don't steal all of them.[/QUOTE] I'll come up with something. I might steal two from the town and then make a village at my castle. I'm considering a skyscraper design.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ty3Fl.png[/img] Down to layer 30 or so, just over half done. Decided to log out and chill until the unbans are done.

I'm interested in playing , In game I'm Uberknot but I don't like playing alone. Anyone have a village or want someone else to play with it?