The "I EMAILED SOMEBODY AT VALVE!" thread, post your questions and replies here - Games

[QUOTE=DontDoShit;34741847]Frontdesk answered me within an hour. Stickers <3[/QUOTE] When you ask for free shit do you just send to frontdesk and say "Hey gimme free stuff" I wrote out a huge thing for Gabe and never got anything written back.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/GkO2C.jpg[/t] YES! YES! FINALLY! Now to wait for it, I hope the shipment arrives correctly since this is Brazil and a lot of packages get missing here oh boy. My cousin is going to be so fucking happy too man!

Frontdesk promised me a Gabe autograph!!! SO STOKED! I was doing very bad and fail humor. I hope they like that...

valve is probably going to notice the sudden influx of people asking for autographs and free shit...

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;35238876]valve is probably going to notice the sudden influx of people asking for autographs and free shit...[/QUOTE] What? I imagine there are like 10s of people asking for free shit. Probably mostly candy or posters. Personally, if i was in "Fan Relations" I'd only really serve the special cases... Or i'd give them priorities simply because doing Something like getting that Lesbian Alyx/Chell canvas group signed would be a one-off that could seriously boost reputation and fan morale. [img]http://i.imgur.com/tDxyA.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Hk7PC.png[/img] Yeah. I know. Lame attempt at being unfunny. But I got the Autograph AND idle chatter!

I sent an email off saying if i ship them my poster of Half Life 2 will they all sign it. Awaiting response.

Mary Michalak is cool.

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;35237787] YES! YES! FINALLY! Now to wait for it, I hope the shipment arrives correctly since this is Brazil and a lot of packages get missing here oh boy. My cousin is going to be so fucking happy too man![/QUOTE] my gabe autograph got here in about 2 weeks

I wonder if they have joke writers at Valve who come up with all the funny/whitty responses?

[QUOTE=Spazzo965;35226557]Well, there is this [url]https://twitter.com/#!/csgo_dev/status/182148220720381953[/url][/QUOTE] CSS Had no code support :v

I emailed them months ago asking for a signed snack and they said they'd do it. WHERE ARE YOU SNACK?

[QUOTE=Bomimo;35239014]What? I imagine there are like 10s of people asking for free shit. Probably mostly candy or posters. Personally, if i was in "Fan Relations" I'd only really serve the special cases... Or i'd give them priorities simply because doing Something like getting that Lesbian Alyx/Chell canvas group signed would be a one-off that could seriously boost reputation and fan morale. [img]http://i.imgur.com/tDxyA.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Hk7PC.png[/img] Yeah. I know. Lame attempt at being unfunny. But I got the Autograph AND idle chatter![/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/pwbq2.png[/img] I love you! [editline]23rd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;35243633]Mary Michalak is cool.[/QUOTE] Very chill. Very cool about chatting it seems. Should i get controversial next? I've got one about what i thought Faggotry was when i was a kid. It's fucking GOLD for a Valvemail.

[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;35243633]Mary Michalak is cool.[/QUOTE] Just got this today from her: [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1422.JPG[/IMG][/URL] She seemed really nice judging by the letter. Edit: I don't have an iphone 4 :v:

[QUOTE=Derposaurus;35269999] Edit: I don't have an iphone 4 :v:[/QUOTE] Cut it and glue it to your phone. It works! (If she sends me a gelaskin I will try it :P)

[QUOTE=Derposaurus;35269999]Just got this today from her: [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1422.JPG[/IMG][/URL] She seemed really nice judging by the letter. Edit: I don't have an iphone 4 :v:[/QUOTE] Wooah, there's an actual letter included? That's awesome!

man. I could just imagine if i got a letter... [quote] Dear [censored] Please don't ever write us again. Candy-loving people here at valve cringed at your mail and we think you're a major fuck-up. If you ever find yourself in the Seattle/Bellevue area then watch the fuck out, because Gabe himself went in to a rageflip and is now on the prowl for you. So far he's committed 500 million Dollars in the search. With his knives... And Lemons.[/quote] Reminds me that i dreamt that J.K. Simmons was my father in law. Holy shit...

[QUOTE=Bomimo;35273774]man. I could just imagine if i got a letter... Reminds me that i dreamt that J.K. Simmons was my father in law. Holy shit...[/QUOTE] I can't imagine valve writing "fuck" Not a single one of their games has it, not even L4D.

Asked them if they could send me a CS:GO invite :v: No reply yet. Maybe they don't work on saturday.

[QUOTE=Erfly;35274544]I can't imagine valve writing "fuck" Not a single one of their games has it, not even L4D.[/QUOTE]False! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pptUBPw-VQA[/media]

[QUOTE=MaikkiBoi;35277163]False! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pptUBPw-VQA[/media][/QUOTE] It's kinda censored in-game though.

The Coca-Cola can that Gabe signed for me last year has gone out of date ;'( I was wondering how/if he will respond to this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/d0wPx.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Kommunist;35277093]Asked them if they could send me a CS:GO invite :v: No reply yet. Maybe they don't work on saturday.[/QUOTE] Valve don't work Saturdays.

[QUOTE=PX1K;35277478]The Coca-Cola can that Gabe signed for me last year has gone out of date ;'( I was wondering how/if he will respond to this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/d0wPx.png[/img][/QUOTE] "In case of Episode 3, Drink beverage"? WIN! I'm scoring meself one of those, but containing stout ale.

I did get a reply from front desk saying they will get me something off, i'll post pic when i aint on crappy lappy

[QUOTE=testinglol;35270532]Cut it and glue it to your phone. It works! (If she sends me a gelaskin I will try it :P)[/QUOTE] I managed to make it fit on my 3G A little rough around the edges but it works.

[QUOTE=MaikkiBoi;35277163]False! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pptUBPw-VQA[/media][/QUOTE] Forgot about that, but as TheDark said, there's a large explosion mostly covering it up.

[QUOTE=MxOAgentJohnson;35279053]I did get a reply from front desk saying they will get me something off, i'll post pic when i aint on crappy lappy[/QUOTE] They're going to get you off? I think Valve bought you that lesbian Chell/Alyx painting. [url]http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-11-16/1258392497123.jpg[/url]

So I was able to procure a Valve tour for my programming class, but it doesn't really fit our schedule (tour has to start at 2PM) or budget. Haven't told Valve that though. And since they basically expect a class of people to tour them I've been dwelling on the idea of inviting a bunch of random people nearby to meet up at Valve for a tour at whatever date we agree on. How many of you gents would be up for that?

Just got a reply from Mary regarding my CSGO key begging... [img]http://i.imgur.com/keWUq.gif[/img] Does that mean she's gonna send me a signed CS GO beta key trough fedex or what? :v:

[QUOTE=Funny Hats;35303444]So I was able to procure a Valve tour for my programming class, but it doesn't really fit our schedule (tour has to start at 2PM) or budget. Haven't told Valve that though. And since they basically expect a class of people to tour them I've been dwelling on the idea of inviting a bunch of random people nearby to meet up at Valve for a tour at whatever date we agree on. How many of you gents would be up for that?[/QUOTE] I know this sounds... well... But you'll have to come clean with Valve. Otherwise, the moment they start going crazy with programming lingo, you're all fucked. Especially if some dimwitted fella goes "Hey John, Awesome to be on this tour mate. What do i owe ya?" or something similar. [editline]26th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Kommunist;35307580]Just got a reply from Mary regarding my CSGO key begging... [img]http://i.imgur.com/keWUq.gif[/img] Does that mean she's gonna send me a signed CS GO beta key trough fedex or what? :v:[/QUOTE] I Jelly!