Max Payne Series - Megathread - Games

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5SBBJsaPY[/media] some more gameplay footage

[B]SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT DO NOT CLICK ON THE SPOILERS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE END OF MAX PAYNE 3![/B] [B][noparse]Max Payne finally decides to [sp]become a homosexual with Passos and live happily ever after in a nice surburban neighborhood in Malibu[/sp][/noparse][/B]

Alright, so I figure that if I pre-order Max Payne 3 on Steam, i'll have to get Windows 7 64x patches for Max Payne 1 & 2 of course. Nothing big. But the only things holding me off from pre-ordering is the lack of confirmation on whether MP3 will be 35 gigs big (fuck trying to download that, especially release day on Steam of all things). Not to mention i'm not sure if my PC would handle it well, but it can play Battlefield 3 maxed out, so maybe I have a chance.

Yeah, it probably will be at least 25 GB. If you've seen some of the pictures, there's high quality everything. If GTA IV was 13 gigs and it looked like shit, Max Payne 3 looks amazing.

[QUOTE=A big fat ass;35908008]spoiler alert end game Passos [sp] admits he's gay[/sp] and Max is [sp]initially curious but stand-offish,[/sp] but he finally gives in because he has nothing else to lose and [sp]he lives happily ever after with Passos in a nice suburban neighborhood in the higher class section of[/sp] Sao Paulo [sp]and discovers Max is happiest when he's gay[/sp][/QUOTE] "sometimes the american dream can turn ugly and go bad when your not looking...."

[QUOTE=Joem1k;35907984][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5SBBJsaPY[/media] some more gameplay footage[/QUOTE] Well, I gave in to one more look at gameplay. I watched up until Max starts interacting with a near by piano, and I'm fully sold at this point. That was enough to convince me this was a true Max Payne game. Good bye thread. See you at the PC launch.

[QUOTE=Joem1k;35907984][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5SBBJsaPY[/media] some more gameplay footage[/QUOTE] Throughout this entire gameplay I was going "I shouldn't be watching this, I shouldn't be watching this, I shouldn't be watching this", but goddamn, it was so good I couldn't stop.

Sent in a request for the /facepunch (FAPS) crew under DigitalZips.

Has anyone that has played the leak said how long the game is? If it's only gonna be 8 hours then i'd rather just buy it on xbox than download ~30 gigs.

I'm off until the PC launch, good luck to you folks.

Is anyone livestremaing this?

Just accepted the invite to the FP crew. Thanks for the approval on it. I was the [URL="http://i.imgur.com/nEYUS.jpg"]69th member[/URL] to join. I believe [I]giggity[/I] is the appropriate term here, yes?

My friends were sick of my rambling shit so they asked me to sum up what Max Payne 3 is about in one picture. [img]http://i.imgur.com/fDokv.png[/img] john woo aint got shit

[QUOTE=Jackald;35905265]I'm currently chest deep in seminal fluid after seeing when he did a shootdodge over the rail, and max's leg got caught and he tumbled a bit. [editline]10th May 2012[/editline] More non-spoilerific gameplay: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lYcz1Vey3s[/media] Dunno about you guys, but when I do these sorts of shootdodges on pc, i'm going to be getting like 20 headshots per jump. [editline]10th May 2012[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6zAa7Y6ALw[/media] Last post for a while, I need to swim to the window to drain some of this jizz from my room.[/QUOTE] They thought of EVERYTHING with the realistic collision, oh my god, my room's flooding. You can slide down the stairs as you empty your Uzi, SWEET. This might just be the best action game of the last 10 years.

This game is looking so good, I might get it on PC to play with Facepunch and PS3 to play with some mates Also can you be in multiple crews?

Is their going to be a pre-load for the game on steam ?

im replaying max payne and i already hate the ai

[QUOTE=EvilPengy;35911336]This game is looking so good, I might get it on PC to play with Facepunch and PS3 to play with some mates Also can you be in multiple crews?[/QUOTE] I'm in 3 [editline]11th May 2012[/editline] Getting my ass kicked by Max Payne. The first game is really challenging after dicking around with easier modern games.

[QUOTE=Vallux;35911835]I'm in 3 [editline]11th May 2012[/editline] Getting my ass kicked by Max Payne. The first game is really challenging after dicking around with easier modern games.[/QUOTE] I know, right? I used to boss it as a kid, but today videogames have tried to refine me into thinking so. Also, I count days with this game similarly to how I anticipated Super Smash Bros Brawl.

[QUOTE=Nitro836;35911286]They thought of EVERYTHING with the realistic collision, oh my god, my room's flooding. You can slide down the stairs as you empty your Uzi, SWEET. This might just be the best action game of the last 10 years.[/QUOTE] I think Euphoria is about 70% responsible for the collisions etc.. and the rest is up to the developers to figure out.

OH SHIT, you can pause the game and spin the camera around? That's really cool. It reminds me of Motorstorm.

Think I'm going to ram Max into and over railings and other obstacles for the first two hours of gameplay.

[QUOTE=Vallux;35912745]Think I'm going to ram Max into and over railings and other obstacles for the first two hours of gameplay.[/QUOTE] I think I'm going to be doing the complete otherwise. I cringe every time Max takes a huuge dive and then just slams himself on the floor.

[b] SPOILERS! GAMEPLAY OF THE 2ND MISSION [/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=CZrdPPfqfPA[/media] Media tags don't seem to work.

[QUOTE=Frozen;35912839][b] SPOILERS! GAMEPLAY OF THE 2ND MISSION [/b] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=CZrdPPfqfPA[/url] Media tags don't seem to work.[/QUOTE] bye thread

[QUOTE=Frozen;35912839][b] SPOILERS! GAMEPLAY OF THE 2ND MISSION [/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=CZrdPPfqfPA[/media] Media tags don't seem to work.[/QUOTE] Ah man. They deleted it right away.

That's a good thing.

Guess who bought the game? (I also have the Max Payne Bundle as a gift) Also, I wasn't accepted in the FAPS crew, so I requested again as guicool831.

[QUOTE=guicool-BR-;35913256]Guess who bought the game? (I also have the Max Payne Bundle as a gift) Also, I wasn't accepted in the FAPS crew, so I requested again as guicool831.[/QUOTE] My friend could appreciate Max Payne 1 :v: If you are even giving them away, that is. [editline]11th May 2012[/editline] [video=youtube;jKJi1xVW-Eg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKJi1xVW-Eg[/video]

[QUOTE=guicool-BR-;35913256]Guess who bought the game? (I also have the Max Payne Bundle as a gift) Also, I wasn't accepted in the FAPS crew, so I requested again as guicool831.[/QUOTE] I'd kill for that bundle. :v: