Max Payne Series - Megathread - Games

[QUOTE=Caragolpe;36147370]NO DAMN FUCK YOU I have avoided every single video/picture that includes the figurine because I want to check it out for myself except yours ):[/QUOTE] It's still somewhat surprise on your half, the quality is shit and half the statue is covered up by the box.

Lol i just realised i dont think i can fit this game on my SSD... Is it possible to install the game on an non-os drive?

downloaded for 4 hours now, 13% done jesus christ

[QUOTE=DeathFrogg;36147504]Lol i just realised i dont think i can fit this game on my SSD... Is it possible to install the game on an non-os drive?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.stefanjones.ca/steam/[/url]

Any good places online you can buy this for Steam? Intkeys and Ultimatum games both are non steam.

[QUOTE=Over-Run;36147644]Any good places online you can buy this for Steam? Intkeys and Ultimatum games both are non steam.[/QUOTE] I don't think you can buy the steam version anywhere other than steam, this doesn't use steamworks.

I'm currently on my third playthrough on Old School. This game never gets old.

Damn I don't want to spend the 50 euro price tag, low on cash at the moment

"Steam has finished downloading Max Payne 3" at a whopping +7 MB/s throughout the download. But now the 7-hour wait.. Or might there be some Steam phonenumber that I could call and ask them to lift the timer for me?

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;36147887]"Steam has finished downloading Max Payne 3" at a whopping +7 MB/s throughout the download. But now the 7-hour wait.. Or might there be some Steam phonenumber that I could call and ask them to lift the timer for me?[/QUOTE] The Optimist phone lines are unavailable at the moment.

I hope to god that this is well optimised.

[QUOTE=Killer900;36145439]I'd do it, hair grows back it's not that big of a deal, plus you get a free game out of it.[/QUOTE] I just tape-measured my hair. It's almost 70cm long. You know how long it would take to grow that back? Theoretically, hair grows 15cm per year, so that would be 4 and a half years. But in practice, you have the tips trimmed every now and then to prevent them from splitting and to keep the length even or, in my case, you never get a haircut, but over time, the tips still break off. So in reality I reckon it'd take me at least 6 years to get back to my current hair length, probably more. tl;dr: sacrifice 6 years of cultivating my hippie mane for a computer game? Hell no.

For a computer game? No. For the sake of cutting your here once in a while? Yes.

Fresh 29GB pre-loaded and ready for launch. Excitement levels, nominal.

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;36147982]For a computer game? No. For the sake of cutting your here once in a while? Yes.[/QUOTE] You mean, like, change? Been there, done that. Not going back. On a more serious note: Just kidding anyway. I'd actually be too scared of a haircut not looking as good on me as the mane, because I'm just so damn hot right now. edit: Disagree? The fuck you know about being hot, man?

[QUOTE=Don Merino;36147949]I just tape-measured my hair. It's almost 70cm long. You know how long it would take to grow that back? Theoretically, hair grows 15cm per year, so that would be 4 and a half years. But in practice, you have the tips trimmed every now and then to prevent them from splitting and to keep the length even or, in my case, you never get a haircut, but over time, the tips still break off. So in reality I reckon it'd take me at least 6 years to get back to my current hair length, probably more. tl;dr: sacrifice 6 years of cultivating my hippie mane for a computer game? Hell no.[/QUOTE] 70 centimeters? To me it seems like you would have the perfect opportunity to look better, for free, and you'd even get a game for it. To each his own I guess.

[QUOTE=Don Merino;36148018]On a more serious note: Just kidding anyway. I'd actually be too scared of a haircut not looking as good on me as the mane, because I'm just so damn hot right now.[/QUOTE] I here you. I have very thick long hair, and every time I go to get that shit trimmed they completely screw up and I just end up getting it cut short.

I can't wait to see what the game looks like on the highest settings, even if it is a screenshot.

[QUOTE=Muntu;36148053]70 centimeters? To me it seems like you would have the perfect opportunity to look better, for free, and you'd even get a game for it. To each his own I guess.[/QUOTE] I'm not one of those pale, scrawny metal-heads with a bad excuse for hair growth if that's what you had in mind. But, yeah, each to his own :V [QUOTE=Jackald;36148087]I've never seen long hair look good on a man. But that's just my opinion.[/QUOTE] You'd turn so gay if you saw my shit.

[QUOTE=Jackald;36148087]I've never seen long hair look good on a man. But that's just my opinion.[/QUOTE] [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1nhLhJz1r403y7o2_400.jpg[/img]

40% through, another 6 hours left... good job I'm off to sleep soon

I would like to preload max payne 3 but Steam for me instead thinks it can ingest its own dick and crashes.

[QUOTE=Don Merino;36147949]I just tape-measured my hair. It's almost 70cm long. You know how long it would take to grow that back? Theoretically, hair grows 15cm per year, so that would be 4 and a half years. But in practice, you have the tips trimmed every now and then to prevent them from splitting and to keep the length even or, in my case, you never get a haircut, but over time, the tips still break off. So in reality I reckon it'd take me at least 6 years to get back to my current hair length, probably more. tl;dr: sacrifice 6 years of cultivating my hippie mane for a computer game? Hell no.[/QUOTE] 70cm??? Don't you think that's a bit too much?

I don't think it looks good on him. Hell, I'm not drunk enough to post a pic. You all know I'm not half so sure of myself as I'd like you to think. [QUOTE=Marden;36148127]70cm??? Don't you think that's a bit too much?[/QUOTE] I've been thinking about it. But my girlfriend says she loves it the way it is. It does get in the way of pretty much everything though unless I wear a pony tail. And I even got that full of dirt and oil all the time when I worked at the garage.

Max Payne Series - Megathread Don Merino's Hair Edition.

[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;36148104][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1nhLhJz1r403y7o2_400.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] It looks like someone photoshopped a hair model's hair onto Arnold Schwarzenegger's head. (and yes I know that's a real person)

[QUOTE=Don Merino;36148099]I'm not one of those pale, scrawny metal-heads with a bad excuse for hair growth if that's what you had in mind. But, yeah, each to his own :V [/QUOTE] Not at all. I just don't think long hair suit men. Especially when its length is comparable to the great wall of China.

[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;36148192]Max Payne Series - Megathread Don Merino's Hair Edition.[/QUOTE] 6 years on Facepunch and finally I see someone mentioning my name (don't know what happened to my post count either.) It was worth it.

[QUOTE=Don Merino;36148265]6 years on Facepunch and finally I see someone mentioning my name (don't know what happened to my post count either.) It was worth it.[/QUOTE] I'm glad i could be your first~

[QUOTE=Jackald;36148285]Everyone knows your post count directly correlates to your penis size. inversely directly correlates that is :([/QUOTE] Ah, so those pills did work. Also, 40.2% pre-loaded.