It's like I embarked in Vvardenfell, there's cursed ash everywhere flowing from the mountains
[QUOTE=yjhghtfh;39352373]I became a necromancer
None can stand before my 200 strong tsunami of corpses and assorted limbs/heads.
I know I'm going to get taken down by a fish or something lame like every other adventurer, but by armok am I going to lay waste to the land.[/QUOTE]
I really wanna be a necromancer wrestler but even attempting to adventure on 'godlike' I usually wind up being punched in the nads and instantly slaughtered by a bogeyman because I am dumb @ video game
watch out where you sleep as a necro, someone might slit your throat
I started playing Dwarf Fortress properly for the first time in my life the other day. I've started slowly, but it works. I decided to try and play Adventure mode now when I figured out the mechanics. I was tasked to kill a vampire that apparently killed over nine thousand people. I found the lair after a really long and tedious hunt because I have no idea how to find them properly. Once I go in I am greeted by this:
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/8e96084efe2f2fcb7245ed8fdee778c6.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/56dcb6128ba18b02e76b4535b4cafb6d.png[/IMG]
She died shortly after from blood loss. She didn't even scratch me.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MbTP15b.png[/img]
That's it. That's the whole combat log. Did my miner seriously just fall on her head and kill herself while digging a channel?
I can tell this fort isn't going to last.
[QUOTE=zombojoe;39351701]So apparently severed limbs can rot into bones, which can be used for crafts, even from sentients.
Normally you just get a partial skeleton or a skeleton that can't be used for bone crafts since they are from sentients.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=25967.0[/url]
[QUOTE=Lapsus;39355470][img]http://i.imgur.com/MbTP15b.png[/img]
That's it. That's the whole combat log. Did my miner seriously just fall on her head and kill herself while digging a channel?
I can tell this fort isn't going to last.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.wtflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lfhqu-2804d0cd-sz339x232-animate.gif[/img]
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Ooooooh, finally someone became possessed and didn't just stand in the barracks until going insane! I wonder what I'll get; maybe an amazing silt-stone instrument, or the most ornate crossbow bolt ever created!
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;39357811][img]http://i.imgur.com/lFgi8hM.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/aSTPiPd.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/5FVTGC5h.png[/img]
not mine[/QUOTE]
Love that it has an image of itself on it.
It would be neat if moods could make bolts too.
Imagine if someone made some mood bolts from lead, encrusted with gold and diamond.
[QUOTE=willer;39358097]Ooooooh, finally someone became possessed and didn't just stand in the barracks until going insane! I wonder what I'll get; maybe an amazing silt-stone instrument, or the most ornate crossbow bolt ever created![/QUOTE]
Prepare to get the finest mudstone toe ring you've ever seen.
You'll get a beautiful candy warhammer, made from the very last candy you have.
Or an extremely precious wooden cage.
I currently have a Fox Bone warhammer.
Couldn't stop thinking about Dwarf Fortress during the intro in The Hobbit when Bilbo talked about the Dwarf city Erebor.
Embarked on a sinister glacier, dug down to the caves to get soil, cave crocodile came and killed a horse before I could block off the area... horse became a zombie, kicked a dwarf in the head...
Now there's an undead horse and an undead dwarf. R.I.P. fort.
[QUOTE=Skwee;39358156]Love that it has an image of itself on it.[/QUOTE]
I got a weapon rack artifact which has nothing but two images of itself on it, one made out of bone and the other I don't know anymore :v:
dwarves are really proud of themselves.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;39359706]Couldn't stop thinking about Dwarf Fortress during the intro in The Hobbit when Bilbo talked about the Dwarf city Erebor.[/QUOTE]
I keep hearing the soundtrack when I'm reading the Hobbit.
In other news, I have raised no militia, have a force of 20 dwarves, and an undead siege is attacking me. About 10 undead elf corpses. Let's see how this plays out.
[B]Edit:[/B]Countless dwarves and animals slaughtered along with the horde. Blood, teeth, and corpses everywhere. With 4 men left and miasma running rampant, It's time to turn this shithole around
[B]Edit 2:[/B]Everyone but my expedition leader has died. Miasma and thirst were the causes. Right before the siege my expedition leader went into a mood and wouldn't leave his room. Now he walks the dining hall supposedly on break and suffering from melancholy.
[B]Edit 2.5:[/B]Upon recent reports it turns out the militia commander attacked the expedition leader:
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/what_the_hell.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[QUOTE=scratch (nl);39359778]I got a weapon rack artifact which has nothing but two images of itself on it, one made out of bone and the other I don't know anymore :v:
dwarves are really proud of themselves.[/QUOTE]
I always wonder about these sorts of items that have images of themselves on them. Like, does it mean that the image of the item also has an image of the item on it since the item it's an image of has the picture on it? Like an endless loop of pictures of items within pictures of items?
[editline]26th January 2013[/editline]
Man thinking of dorf shit makes my head hurt.
[QUOTE=Trainbike;39360813]Man thinking of dorf shit makes my head hurt.[/QUOTE]
Picture a quantum stockpile under a Dwarven Atom Smasher.
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To quote the TVtropes page
[quote]On another positive note, once your bookkeeper has "done enough work" and stops working completely, even if he dies you'll never need another one again as the books stay perfectly updated forever. Apparently the bookkeeper becomes so experienced he can foresee what the stocks will be in the future and even takes his own death into account.[/quote]
A black bear strolled in on my farmer while he was tending to the strawberry fields
ya know what my farmer did? he stood his ground and punched the bear three times bruising it...but at the same time he got his head torn to shreads and died. One of my soldies bonked it with a mace now its lying unconscience out in the middle of the woods.
How do I drag this fatass bear back to base and butcher it?
So I started my adventure on 'godlike' and immediately encountered a bunch of tame dogs, chickens, ducks and cats.
Immediately I began to bite, claw kick punch and toss my way through their ranks like a cat killing god of war.
Than I got bit in the neck and died of bloodloss. whups.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;39359706]Couldn't stop thinking about Dwarf Fortress during the intro in The Hobbit when Bilbo talked about the Dwarf city Erebor.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjrugWakiqw[/media]
That mining scene made me shiver the first time I saw it.
There's an unfortunate lack of cave-ins and dwarves tumbling down that chasm to their deaths, however.:v:
[QUOTE=Pubichair;39361228]So I started my adventure on 'godlike' and immediately encountered a bunch of tame dogs, chickens, ducks and cats.
Immediately I began to bite, claw kick punch and toss my way through their ranks like a cat killing god of war.
Than I got bit in the neck and died of bloodloss. whups.[/QUOTE]
if they are tame they are a part of a civilization I think, so hitting one will cause all of them to come at you, and also the civilization will hate you
[QUOTE=Skwee;39361466]if they are tame they are a part of a civilization I think, so hitting one will cause all of them to come at you, and also the civilization will hate you[/QUOTE]
"Owen, you see that Dwarf walking into that shop over there?"
"Yes, Steve?"
"He attacked a chicken five towns over."
"MOTHERFUCKER"
It was pretty fun while it lasted though, hurling dead cats at other living cats, surrounded by severed body parts as I bit kicked and heabutted my way through ranks of domestic animals whos only crime was being alive and in my presence.
Will magma burn through natural walls if they aren't of a magma proof material?
One of my dwarves got in a fight with a chicken
and lost
[editline]26th January 2013[/editline]
Oh ahahah no wonder he lost, he didn't have any limbs!
made a new map i'm messing around with
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/cVsfukI.png[/thumb]
nice blend of good and evil, would make a kickin rad fantasy world
so im playing kobol fortress. and im digging out a cistern so we don't all die of thirst in the winter. i decide to dig all the way down to rock. its going very smoothly as my digger channels out layer after layer. then we reach the rock layer and this happens...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/B6Ek0sJ.png[/img]
he had dirt all around him but rock at his feet. the chances of this. seriously.
[editline]25th January 2013[/editline]
rescue efforts are underway.
[editline]26th January 2013[/editline]
also it snows rock. why. whyyyy
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