Tribes: Ascend v3: Would the real shazbot please stand up - Games

[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;35818666]I just realized this game is pay to win and my progression is pretty much pointless. Now every time some guy fires some crazy rebounding/splitting projectile at me, I realize he's probably some kid who convinced his parents to spend a few bucks on microtransactions. I guess I could take pride in NOT being a VIP member so that XP actually means something.[/QUOTE] wah

[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;35827833]wah[/QUOTE] We challenge you to a rock offfff give us one chance to rock your socks off! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR2GFrLdAkc[/media] (p.s. we challenge you to a scrim to test our team out)

pm me a time and place in eastern timezone and i'll go over it with my team. we have a bunch of scrims lined up. most of it agains tthe teams currently registered for the newbloods tourney, one on wednesday against mootpoint, etc.

The Spinfusor in real life [video=youtube;dBVybnfmTIs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBVybnfmTIs[/video]

Unfortunately this weekend is pretty packed with work for me, but if we need to do some kind of try out then I'll try my best, what do if I can't make it?

Looks more like something from Dead Space

[QUOTE=Trumple;35828418]Unfortunately this weekend is pretty packed with work for me, but if we need to do some kind of try out then I'll try my best, what do if I can't make it?[/QUOTE] You get replaced

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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M[/media]

Guys [VGCY] now answer my question :v:

i would join you guys at with your ascend team but the way my internal clock works is that i get super tired after 9PM CST and I pretty much am forced to go to bed at that time on like 80% of my days

Anybody elses distances for skiing just not adding up. I used to get this all the time [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8682580/wat/TribesAscend%202011-12-05%2019-03-37-47.jpg[/img] Now I only get a max of 1km

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3djin4F3s1qa2ckuo1_1280.jpg[/img] Needed to be posted here, as he won't post it himself.

So I tried to salvage some choppy footage. How did I do that? With Benny Hill music. [video=youtube;mWhpF7Epbos]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWhpF7Epbos[/video] It's awful :V

[QUOTE=Aedus;35829845][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3djin4F3s1qa2ckuo1_1280.jpg[/img] Needed to be posted here, as he won't post it himself.[/QUOTE] Let's see what's wrong here. First, skin tight armour, appears to be mostly tight materials rather than armour. Gets killed by the splash damage from a light spinfuzor. Second, her zipper doesn't seem to exist in a vital area, rendering most of her armour useless. Dies from one smg shot due to it penetrating right into her cleavage or head. Dumbass. Third, high heels. Immediately falls on her ass on just about any terrain, and her skiing is crippled whenever she goes over a rough spot. Speed on foot slower than a brute. Fourth, long hair. Goes into her face anytime she moves anywhere but directly forward. Blinded half the time. Fifth, she's too busy posing for the camera rather than keeping her weapon up and ready and focusing on dodging. Has survived this far due to luck. Sixth, lack of helmet means, like the raider skin, she's going to immediately die due to either the cold or a lack of oxygen, plus the harsh environments of the other maps. In conclusion, fanservice, get the fuck out of my Tribes. Also, elbows too pointy, would not fuck.

So I was in the anarchyao stream and someone posted a picture of the SAP20 rifle [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/125gkl3.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Fusnax;35830598]So I was in the anarchyao stream and someone posted a picture of the SAP20 rifle [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/125gkl3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] They could have at least turned their graphics up first.

the egocentric pugs are going down right now and we're in the midst of picking our teams. i will be playing for davidbowie's team and there are currently 6 teams, 3 games, single elim me thinks.

[QUOTE=Reds;35830057]Let's see what's wrong here. First, skin tight armour, appears to be mostly tight materials rather than armour. Gets killed by the splash damage from a light spinfuzor. Second, her zipper doesn't seem to exist in a vital area, rendering most of her armour useless. Dies from one smg shot due to it penetrating right into her cleavage or head. Dumbass. Third, high heels. Immediately falls on her ass on just about any terrain, and her skiing is crippled whenever she goes over a rough spot. Speed on foot slower than a brute. Fourth, long hair. Goes into her face anytime she moves anywhere but directly forward. Blinded half the time. Fifth, she's too busy posing for the camera rather than keeping her weapon up and ready and focusing on dodging. Has survived this far due to luck. Sixth, lack of helmet means, like the raider skin, she's going to immediately die due to either the cold or a lack of oxygen, plus the harsh environments of the other maps. In conclusion, fanservice, get the fuck out of my Tribes. Also, elbows too pointy, would not fuck.[/QUOTE] none of those are problems the only problem is that goddamn fucking facial expression

just finished up the egocentric pug and they're gonna play again, but i've been playing for about 6 hours straight now and i feel like i need a break from all the practice/pugging.