Tribes: Ascend v3: Would the real shazbot please stand up - Games

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Well that game ended interestingly. I think that we've properly introduced the 5-man DMB tactic into competitive play and it will be seen much more often now than it ever has been.

That was mildly fun. I still think we should've done all DMB offense rush from the start though.

I had fun tonight. To bad we lost, but were the moral winners :D

Had a lot of fun. Mic didn't work on my chance to talk about the game. But tribescast said I got some solid important returns so now I am one happy larry.

[QUOTE=Sharp_Shooter;36089064]I thought it was supposed to be double XP weekend? I played a couple rounds and I'm not getting double XP.[/QUOTE] I played yesterday and I did? It's double [i]base[/i] XP, not total XP. I was getting 3k XP a game, even on a loss where I didn't do anything.

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36091492]I had fun tonight. To bad we lost, but were the moral winners :D[/QUOTE] How did it go?

Well I'm too tired to write it all up but I have a good analogy. They raped us from the behind hard and fast. And we let them in. But, and here is the but, while they fucked us so gently we got a few good stabs in and then went for the kill. Before you knew it, we were still getting raped, but we were getting a good strangle in. [B]Edit:[/B] Shut the fuck up team, you know this how it went down.

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;36091562]How did it go?[/QUOTE] We got stomped by gold. 5-0 5-1 5-0 Last map were all like, "meh fuck it were gonna lose" and we all went doombringer after we got 3 points behind.

[QUOTE=iPope;36091609]Well I'm too tired to write it all up but I have a good analogy. They raped us from the behind hard and fast. And we let them in. But, and here is the but, while they fucked us so gently we got a few good stabs in and then went for the kill. Before you knew it, we were still getting raped, but we were getting a good strangle in. [B]Edit:[/B] Shut the fuck up team, you know this how it went down.[/QUOTE] At least we didn't hand them the lube.

[del]I was able to record most of the match from my own POV in spectator (as a sub). It's really, [I]really[/I] bad footage (see footnote 1), but the Mumble audio is intact. With the team's permission, I'll post it once it's rendered and uploaded (unlisted). I think the biggest issue was lack of coordination, mostly on O. Times were called from 2nd47, but there was almost never anybody to clear for him. And no offense, 2nd47, but your routes need some work; generally, you came in with either low health [I]or[/I] low speed, and that just won't cut it against a team of experienced players such as Conk Block. Defense had acceptable coordination (but zd pls stay on flag), but just wasn't able to handle Conk's O. Which, I should mention, was extraordinarily good -- 3 RDRs is almost unstoppable, so it's really no surprise they were able to stomp the D. 1: Didn't think to record until shortly after the game began, so the beginning is cut off. Then, on Drydock, my framerate killed itself, so I had to swap to 800x600 -- still, it would periodically cut out, so I had to restart the recording. Then, pretty early on Katabatic, I ran out of hard drive space (hurr[I]rr[B]rrr[/B][/I]). On top of all of this, I am a terrible spectator (jagged movements, too-high mouse sensitivity).[/del] Audio did not get recorded. Please kill me.

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36091620]We got stomped by gold. 5-0 5-1 5-0 Last map were all like, "meh fuck it were gonna lose" and we all went doombringer after we got 3 points behind.[/QUOTE] Should have gone all inf and hid over the flag. Could have been worse, if I'd have been playing you would have spent most of the match watching me die repeatedly.

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;36091681]Should have gone all inf and hid over the flag. Could have been worse, if I'd have been playing you would have spent most of the match watching me die repeatedly.[/QUOTE] Oh man, you should have heard us on the mumble. It was hilarious. I do hope someone recorded our mumble I fucking jumped out of my seat when we got our first cap. Best moment ever.

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36091728]Oh man, you should have heard us on the mumble. It was hilarious. I do hope someone recorded our mumble I fucking jumped out of my seat when we got our first cap. Best moment ever.[/QUOTE] Honestly? I do that every time I cap in a regular match and when I pick the flag up when that music kicks in it's like HOLY FUCK I AM PRO but then I die usually

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;36091784]Honestly? I do that every time I cap in a regular match and when I pick the flag up when that music kicks in it's like HOLY FUCK I AM PRO but then I die usually[/QUOTE] It was statisfying against a team like that. The lowest level on their team was a level 33 i think. Our lowest was 17 and highest in the twenties:v:

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36091827]It was statisfying against a team like that. The lowest level on their team was a level 33 i think. Our lowest was 17 and highest in the twenties:v:[/QUOTE] I'm 21 I think, I have no idea how because I'm terribad I bought raider and literally got 1 kill in my first match with it

this video hurts my brain. the average console player trying to play tribes. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Ayj10ESng[/media]

[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;36092090]this video hurts my brain. the average console player trying to play tribes. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Ayj10ESng[/media][/QUOTE] >stops skiing to turns around and chase with the shotgun on foot what

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36091827]It was statisfying against a team like that. The lowest level on their team was a level 33 i think. Our lowest was 17 and highest in the twenties:v:[/QUOTE] If i would have been in, the highest would be rank 32 then

I've started playing Jugg. Where have you been all my life? Question is, is the offhand disc worth the XP? I've only got 87 in the bank and I'd hate to blow hlaf of it on one thing I don't like.

Stealth Spinfusor infs can go fuck themselves. Had one picking on me 1 on 1 an entire round, and the first sign I'd get of him being anywhere near me was a huge chunk off my health, my turrets gone and noone to shoot back at because [I]hes fucking invisible[/I] edit; they should replace the 20% armoured damage on weapons noone in their right mind would ever attack armoured things with with something more useful

Atleast he was not using jackal

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;36092559]Stealth Spinfusor infs can go fuck themselves. Had one picking on me 1 on 1 an entire round, and the first sign I'd get of him being anywhere near me was a huge chunk off my health, my turrets gone and noone to shoot back at because [I]hes fucking invisible[/I] edit; they should replace the 20% armoured damage on weapons noone in their right mind would ever attack armoured things with with something more useful[/QUOTE] Stealth spinfusor is pretty bad bro, you should've easily dealt with that. Grenades man.

[QUOTE=ZapDing;36092647]Stealth spinfusor is pretty bad bro, you should've easily dealt with that. Grenades man.[/QUOTE] No use when he's just disappear and hit me again from fuck knows where He'd hit me from across the room, and then be behind me before I could even fight back

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;36092559]Stealth Spinfusor infs can go fuck themselves. Had one picking on me 1 on 1 an entire round, and the first sign I'd get of him being anywhere near me was a huge chunk off my health, my turrets gone and noone to shoot back at because [I]hes fucking invisible[/I] edit; they should replace the 20% armoured damage on weapons noone in their right mind would ever attack armoured things with with something more useful[/QUOTE] If you think the stealth spinfusor is bad, what do you do when you go against jackal infs? Cry?

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;36092705]If you think the stealth spinfusor is bad, what do you do when you go against jackal infs? Cry?[/QUOTE] Jackals not as bad, atleast I can see them.

Tech player complaining about non-Jackal inf lol

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;36092722]Jackals not as bad, atleast I can see them.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure you won't be able to see them after they fire three stickies into your back and instakill you.

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;36092143]>stops skiing to turns around and chase with the shotgun on foot what[/QUOTE]Well it's not all that bad, at least he admits that he isn't that good and that you're supposed to keep moving and not do what he's doing.

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;36092779]I'm pretty sure you won't be able to see them after they fire three stickies into your back and instakill you.[/QUOTE] I rarely run into jackal infs nowadays, and even when I did it was usually my own fault when I died to it. And anyway, it might've just been that particular inf. He was by far the best player on their team.