• Borderlands 2 V2: ITS HERE!!!
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[QUOTE=Mingebox;37896200]LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M STARING AT YOU I'M GOING TO FEED YOUR SKIN SNACKS TO MY COCKATIEL[/QUOTE] I've had an armored maniac say "LOOK AT ME WHILE I'M CHARGING AT YOU!!" and ANOTHER SONG TO SING TO THE CAGES BACK AT HOME! but my favorites are "YOUR FILTHY SAUSAGE DUMPS WILL NEVER TOUCH [B][I]ME[/I][/B]!" and "I WILL HAVE THE SMELL OF SWEET SAUSAGE DUMPS FOR ALL OF MY DAYS" Psychos are MUCH more hilarious this time around.
Whos better to side with, Hodunks or Zafords ? does anyone know the rewards from both sides?
[QUOTE=Leather Belt;37897229]Could you please link the program?[/QUOTE] Was posted a couple pages back but here just in case people scrolled over it. [url]http://myborderlands.com/FourPlayers.aspx[/url]
Found my first e-tech rocket launcher. It was crap like every e-tech gun besides SMGs.
[QUOTE=billibobc;37897268]Whos better to side with, Hodunks or Zafords ? does anyone know the rewards from both sides?[/QUOTE] Hodunks iirc
[QUOTE=Framperton;37897234]I've had an armored maniac say "LOOK AT ME WHILE I'M CHARGING AT YOU!!" and ANOTHER SONG TO SING TO THE CAGES BACK AT HOME! but my favorites are "YOUR FILTHY SAUSAGE DUMPS WILL NEVER TOUCH [B][I]ME[/I][/B]!" and "I WILL HAVE THE SMELL OF SWEET SAUSAGE DUMPS FOR ALL OF MY DAYS" Psychos are MUCH more hilarious this time around.[/QUOTE] I LIKE MY VICTIMS LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE! IN MY BUTT! I ran away as fast as I could.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;37897278]Found my first e-tech rocket launcher. It was crap like every e-tech gun besides SMGs.[/QUOTE] THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT ETECH SNIPERS BY VLADOLF
[QUOTE=Saza;37897301]THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT ETECH SNIPERS BY VLADOLF[/QUOTE] They chew throw ammo like no tomorrow and don't even crit for 100k.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;37897325]They chew throw ammo like no tomorrow and don't even crit for 100k.[/QUOTE] I have no problem with ammo. Don't use it as a primary and youre fine.
Steam community down for anybody else?
I beat [sp] The Warrior [/sp] as level 30 in 2-3 minutes, and got the Volcano on my first try, yay!
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;37897497]Steam community down for anybody else?[/QUOTE] Yup, Figures. Also, Anyone want some spare bandit technical skins? I have hypnosis and caustic racer sitting in my backpack. You can have them for free.
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;37897518]Yup, Figures.[/QUOTE] Damnit, can't register the key without being connected to steam servers :v:
[QUOTE=billibobc;37897268]Whos better to side with, Hodunks or Zafords ? does anyone know the rewards from both sides?[/QUOTE] Irish dudes give you an smg that both slags and shocks, but while you have it out it slags you... so... big downside. [editline]3rd October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=EnlightenDead;37897158]Im pretty sure the shield means first law of robotics from Isaac Asimov. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.[/QUOTE] Heard it just now. She says "Remember your 3 governing laws: Jack is your god, threshers are your enemies, and both consider you dispensable." So kinda funny that if they are disabling that first law, shouldn't they stop attacking you?! hehe
[QUOTE=stupid07er;37897542]Irish dudes give you an smg that both slags and shocks, but while you have it out it slags you... so... big downside. [editline]3rd October 2012[/editline] Heard it just now. She says "Remember your 3 governing laws: Jack is your god, threshers are your enemies, and both consider you dispensable." So kinda funny that if they are disabling that first law, shouldn't they stop attacking you?! hehe[/QUOTE] It's ludricrously strong though.
Argh, SHIFT won't network properly.
The only legendary i've got in the whole game is a fucking flak shotgun, it looks cool as shit though. However, it's utterly useless: It shoots flak maybe 10 feet in front of you, and sometimes it hurts my character. Also, Wilhelm. In playthrough 1: Damn this is easy holy shit if the rest of the bosses are like this then game on. In playthrough 2: Goddammit you fucking lksghakgl fuck this i'm going home.
Its like steam is teasing me. I patiently wait for friends to come back on so I can enter code. Watching Zero Punctuation review. Steam reconnects, friends come online, so I start game only to have it disconnect again before making to main menu.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;37897269]Was posted a couple pages back but here just in case people scrolled over it. [url]http://myborderlands.com/FourPlayers.aspx[/url][/QUOTE] That should be in the Op.
Da hell steam goes up and down every 2 min?
[highlight]HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SPRINKLED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES[/highlight]
Endboss dropped some shotty for me where bullets come from the side, out of nowhere.
[QUOTE=Framperton;37897234]I've had an armored maniac say "LOOK AT ME WHILE I'M CHARGING AT YOU!!" and ANOTHER SONG TO SING TO THE CAGES BACK AT HOME! but my favorites are "YOUR FILTHY SAUSAGE DUMPS WILL NEVER TOUCH [B][I]ME[/I][/B]!" and "I WILL HAVE THE SMELL OF SWEET SAUSAGE DUMPS FOR ALL OF MY DAYS" Psychos are MUCH more hilarious this time around.[/QUOTE] speaking of borderlands 1 "STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND! HAHA! HAHAHA!" [QUOTE=JoonazL;37897774][highlight]HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SPRINKLED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES[/highlight][/QUOTE] he says STRANGLED
There any other way to insert these Keys without go on Boderlands 2? Like a site or something, I'm at work now and Steam is blocked here by a proxy. :(
[QUOTE=JoonazL;37897774][highlight]HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STRANGLED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES[/highlight][/QUOTE] Whenever I hear this my response is "No, not lately. Thanks for asking, though."
[QUOTE=alealienn;37897855]There any other way to insert these Keys without go on Boderlands 2? Like a site or something, I'm at work now and Steam is blocked here by a proxy. :([/QUOTE] Nope, But look on the bright side. Steam is down so even if you weren't at work you wouldn't be able to enter the codes.
[QUOTE=JoonazL;37897774][highlight]HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SPRINKLED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES[/highlight][/QUOTE] He says "Ever been strangled with your own intestines" I suppose I'm not the only one stuck on the Vault symbol (before the menu appears) and it just says "creating online session" ?
[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;37897830]speaking of borderlands 1 "STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND! HAHA! HAHAHA!" he says STRANGLED[/QUOTE] [B][I][U]YOU GONNA SQUEEEAAAAL BEFORE WE COOK YA?![/U][/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Framperton;37898021][B][I][U]YOU GONNA SQUEEEAAAAL BEFORE WE COOK YA?![/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE] it's "fuck" not "cook" iirc i'd go double check but HEY BORDERLANDS 1 IS NOW BROKEN
ITT we are psychos. I'm voting for Romney.
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