Hitman series Megathread - "Names are for friends, so i don't need one" - Games

22 fucking GB god damn.

[QUOTE=Swebonny;38525406]22 fucking GB god damn.[/QUOTE] Thankfully only a 12ish GB download though.

Consider this Very late but I just found this [url]http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/406101/20121118/hitman-absolution-review.htm[/url]

nice, spent five minutes going through the safe house before even starting a game and it freezes my computer wtf io

lkfasjgasks mailman hurry the fuck up, sitting ready with my popcorn and cola

[QUOTE=Rusty100;38525282]when they are on the ground? if all i got is wire how do i get them on the ground[/QUOTE] holster your weapon and sneak up behind them, press Q. keep pressing Q to choke or W (R?) to snap neck

[QUOTE=Rusty100;38525285]itt: rusty doesnt understand how to play a hitman game, is confused, murders everyone [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] everyone's heads are just right there... and i have these two guns...[/QUOTE] fuck the score, i killed everyone on the first level with a brick might make a contract out of it later

[QUOTE=warmarine;38525488]Consider this Very late but I just found this [url]http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/406101/20121118/hitman-absolution-review.htm[/url][/QUOTE] tl;dr "it isn't like blood money, it sucks"

[QUOTE=Cuel;38525707]tl;dr "it isn't like blood money, it sucks"[/QUOTE] It's like people think blood money was the only hitman

"i can not deal with guards not being 100% scripted so i know exactly what they will do, every time"

it took me like 100 go's to do even the first level (chinatown), everyone is way suspicious i do not understand how i am supposed to do this game! i like some stealth games (or games that include stealth) but this is just ridiculous. [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] i change into a new disguise but immediately they know it is me what done the thing, what the heck this is the first time in a while i have been genuinely bad at a video game

I'm not sure how I feel about reviewers reviewing Absolution by comparing it with Blood Money. I mean, they should be reviewing the game on its own merits and not faulting it for not being like its predecessor that they liked more. It's kind of like reviewing Battlefield harshly because you're more of a Call of Duty guy. That being said, it's not like most reviewing sites are legit in any way.

for instance, how do i snipe the guy in chinatown without getting totally cornered into the apartment with no way out? whatever i do ends in a shootout. requesting legitimate how to play this game advice i am so bad [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] (i was really good at mgs3 and stealthing deus ex but i have not played any hitman games before and i do not get it)

Try hiding in closets and bins. Guards wont look in them.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;38525836]for instance, how do i snipe the guy in chinatown without getting totally cornered into the apartment with no way out? whatever i do ends in a shootout. requesting legitimate how to play this game advice i am so bad [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] (i was really good at mgs3 and stealthing deus ex but i have not played any hitman games before and i do not get it)[/QUOTE] there are several other ways to kill him, try following him when he walks around and also look around in the enviroment for items that you can use

Well, taking him out via the rifle is noisy and pretty much guaranteed to end in a shootout. There are a few places you can hide to wait it out, but I had a SWAT team show up so it ended with me running away like a bitch. You could always poison his drugs or blow up his car though.

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;38525852]Try hiding in closets and bins. Guards wont look in them.[/QUOTE] i do that but then there's still a sea of cops outside the apartment. how do you get past them? for the record i beat the level after a lot of trial and error involving a lot of police murder. not ideal, but i didn't get how to do it any other way. they blow your disguises immediately, they are looking in directions you need to be in all the time. [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Cuel;38525857]there are several other ways to kill him, try following him when he walks around and also look around in the enviroment for items that you can use[/QUOTE] yeah i tried that too but for instance when i could push him in a thing i am still surrounded by cops, no matter what i do everybody sees. and i can't take out any cops beforehand because again, everybody sees. [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=dogmachines;38525860]Well, taking him out via the rifle is noisy and pretty much guaranteed to end in a shootout. There are a few places you can hide to wait it out, but I had a SWAT team show up so it ended with me running away like a bitch. You could always poison his drugs or blow up his car though.[/QUOTE] poison his drugs? interesting

I just killed a hobo.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;38525863]i do that but then there's still a sea of cops outside the apartment. how do you get past them? for the record i beat the level after a lot of trial and error involving a lot of police murder. not ideal, but i didn't get how to do it any other way. they blow your disguises immediately, they are looking in directions you need to be in all the time. [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] yeah i tried that too but for instance when i could push him in a thing i am still surrounded by cops, no matter what i do everybody sees. and i can't take out any cops beforehand because again, everybody sees. [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] poison his drugs? interesting[/QUOTE] I sniped him too, but I created a distraction (at the end door) by blowing up a satchel charge found in an alleyway, while everyones running around panicked, you can pretty much just run with the crowd and they won't notice you. Make sure while leaving the building you spam the shit out of your instinct

Turns out Amazon did dispatch on time and it was due on monday. Thanks Royal Mail, first class my arse.

Anyone know where the save files for this game are kept? I can't seem to find them

Games fps drops quite low on ultra. Running a 560ti system? You guys reckon that sounds normal. Can run it 60fps solid on medium, which does not look much worse. (Anyone running this on a 560ti setup what are your settings?)

OH MAN the smell of a fresh newly opened DVD case never gets old. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eOEDP.jpg[/IMG]

Can I turn off the hud on professional? I really hate having it on, it ruins the fun for me.

Also i am dazzled to see that so many people already finished the game and are like 'Well it was a good game, back to my other games'. I mean, you paid fucking 50-70 Euro/Dollar for it and waited so long :I

[QUOTE=FemoMadness;38526374]Can I turn off the hud on professional? I really hate having it on, it ruins the fun for me.[/QUOTE] Purist mode.

I feel retarded. I've poisoned the guy's coffee on the first mission, but how do I get him to drink it? I feel so dumb.

[QUOTE=GetBent;38526542]I feel retarded. I've poisoned the guy's coffee on the first mission, but how do I get him to drink it? I feel so dumb.[/QUOTE] Tell him he looks thirsty and shove it down his throat.

My download is stuck at 99% and refuses to continue, yay.

[QUOTE=GetBent;38526542]I feel retarded. I've poisoned the guy's coffee on the first mission, but how do I get him to drink it? I feel so dumb.[/QUOTE] wait