Hitman series Megathread - "Names are for friends, so i don't need one" - Games

[QUOTE=stupid07er;38535050]How does that even happen?![/QUOTE] I don't know it artifacted in the second picture, and I went back to the menu and bam it was really ridiculous looking. I don't know if it's a bug or if it's just my GPU going bad, but I did just install the beta drivers.

[QUOTE=Ridge;38522588]14fps I'm averaging in the benchmark. Fourteen. I run BF3 at maximum graphics at 45-60fps[/QUOTE] Installed 310.54 beta and doubled my fps to 28.5 Turning off MSAA bumped that up to 55fps. This is MUCH better.

Finally got around to playing for about an hour. Trying to get around in public without the use of instinct is harddd.

okay i'm getting this game in the mail tomorrow then i'm probably going to play it nonstop for 5 days. is the consensus the game is awesome y/n?

[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;38535437]okay i'm getting this game in the mail tomorrow then i'm probably going to play it nonstop for 5 days. is the consensus the game is awesome y/n?[/QUOTE] I think it's awesome just don't go into it expecting Blood Money, please.

[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;38535437]okay i'm getting this game in the mail tomorrow then i'm probably going to play it nonstop for 5 days. is the consensus the game is awesome y/n?[/QUOTE] Judging from your previous posts in here, yeah, you'll like it.

[QUOTE=DaDillsta;38535473]I think it's awesome just don't go into it expecting Blood Money, please.[/QUOTE] dunno what you mean by that... like at all. honestly i think i'll like the game. i'm so hyped i had to go down to the store and buy some game i never bought for various circumstances (army of two... 2... yes i like that series, shoot me. then shove a tampon in the bullet hole to rez me. you can shoot me again after that if you like). i'm pretty convinced this will be the shit and scratch that "sweeper" itch like going at a bad case of herpes with a brillo pad. but seriously i want to know what you mean by that. is the style just different or something? is it cause the weapon modding system was simplified a bit?

What I'm doing: [img]http://puu.sh/1sB48[/img] What it feels like i'm doing: [img]http://johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/lost5.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=rapmaster;38526261]Games fps drops quite low on ultra. Running a 560ti system? You guys reckon that sounds normal. Can run it 60fps solid on medium, which does not look much worse. (Anyone running this on a 560ti setup what are your settings?)[/QUOTE] I've got a 560ti and I'm running on High w/ AA I have a feeling the game's pretty CPU intensive as well. [editline]20th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=NeoSeeker;38535781]dunno what you mean by that... like at all. honestly i think i'll like the game. i'm so hyped i had to go down to the store and buy some game i never bought for various circumstances (army of two... 2... yes i like that series, shoot me. then shove a tampon in the bullet hole to rez me. you can shoot me again after that if you like). i'm pretty convinced this will be the shit and scratch that "sweeper" itch like going at a bad case of herpes with a brillo pad. but seriously i want to know what you mean by that. is the style just different or something? is it cause the weapon modding system was simplified a bit?[/QUOTE] It's a sequel done right, the levels are done in a much different style than Blood Money's "here's a mission in a closed level, go do it however you like". Those kinds of missions are still there, but don't expect every single mission to be one.

[QUOTE=rapmaster;38532226]Haha I have been caught trespassing 209 times. Can anyone beat that? Stealthy.[/QUOTE] 429 :(

Glass bottles are your friends.

[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;38535060]Every time I get to the eighth fucking floor shit happens.[/QUOTE] There's a window you can climb out and go up a fire escape that will take you to a room that's right next to the exit. There's a few guards but you can easily sneak past them and just go for the door.

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1136293535388417373/03166238A7EDECE28026EDF29CB73340385C91EB/[/t] "You forgot your earbuds, Victoria."

[t]http://horobox.reager.org/u/Jojje_1353544767.jpg[/t] 3-0320-512511-JOJJ You want a contract eh? Lets see what you can do.

For the life of me, I couldn't seemingly dissect how to do the [sp]Court room[/sp] missions without running and gunning. Sometimes, this shit is ridiculous and requires the most weirdest ways to get things done stealthy. The disguise system extraordinarily pisses me off. That needs to be tweaked, I'm just playing on Normal and it feels like a much higher difficulty.

[QUOTE=Jojje;38536814][t]http://horobox.reager.org/u/Jojje_1353544767.jpg[/t] 3-0320-512511-JOJJ You want a contract eh? Lets see what you can do.[/QUOTE] How the fuck

I gotta say it, I can't keep it inside. Something is wrong with Hitman. There's this sour taste on my tongue like I just ran it down a footpath after playing this game for a bit. It took me a while to put my finger on it but finally it struck me, This shit feels like Duke Nukem Forever. There's gratuitous sex, retarded jokes, cartoonish villains, gratuitous swearing and shit all over the place, racism, sexism and generally literally everything wrong with video games is in this one. I'm not a prude but I am an adult and I genuinely felt like this is what a cynical asshole thought would appeal to 13 - 21 year old American males and that made me kinda sick. What's worse is knowing that flashing that bald, besuited bastard at me got me to cough up my money unthinkingly in the hopes I could feel the joy of Hitman one last time. But I can't bring myself to enjoy this, just as I get into it some cutscene, or dialog or forced narration ruins it. So bummed :( [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] I loved all the hitmans, but this one man... This one.

[QUOTE=Pubichair;38536926]I gotta say it, I can't keep it inside. Something is wrong with Hitman. There's this sour taste on my tongue like I just ran it down a footpath after playing this game for a bit. It took me a while to put my finger on it but finally it struck me, This shit feels like Duke Nukem Forever. There's gratuitous sex, retarded jokes, cartoonish villains, gratuitous swearing and shit all over the place, racism, sexism and generally literally everything wrong with video games is in this one. I'm not a prude but I am an adult and I genuinely felt like this is what a cynical asshole thought would appeal to 13 - 21 year old American males and that made me kinda sick. What's worse is knowing that flashing that bald, besuited bastard at me got me to cough up my money unthinkingly in the hopes I could feel the joy of Hitman one last time. But I can't bring myself to enjoy this, just as I get into it some cutscene, or dialog or forced narration ruins it. So bummed :( [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] I loved all the hitmans, but this one man... This one.[/QUOTE] Another person that cannot handle the new approach or thinking its Blood Money 2.0 Nothing to see here..

Ah yes. Cause dnf has polished gameplay and graphics that are almost next gen.

[QUOTE=Pubichair;38536926]I gotta say it, I can't keep it inside. Something is wrong with Hitman. There's this sour taste on my tongue like I just ran it down a footpath after playing this game for a bit. It took me a while to put my finger on it but finally it struck me, This shit feels like Duke Nukem Forever. There's gratuitous sex [B](The level with the Devil/Heaven party? All these big tits? What about that playboy/porn mission in the the Rocky Mountains)[/B], retarded jokes [B](All the easter eggs and conversations in Blood Money? You muted your volume in BM or something?)[/B], cartoonish villains [B](Not sure what you mean with this one..)[/B], gratuitous swearing [B](Is this bad? There every game has swearing and its not even that bad in Absolution)[/B] and shit all over the place [B](... wat)[/B], racism, sexism and generally literally everything wrong with video games is in this one (This boy ain't right). I'm not a prude but I am an adult and I genuinely felt like this is what a cynical asshole thought would appeal to 13 - 21 year old American males and that made me kinda sick. What's worse is knowing that flashing that bald, besuited bastard at me got me to cough up my money unthinkingly in the hopes I could feel the joy of Hitman one last time. But I can't bring myself to enjoy this, just as I get into it some cutscene, or dialog or forced narration ruins it. So bummed :( [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] I loved all the hitmans, but this one man... This one.[/QUOTE] To point out a few, these were all in Blood Money as well..

[B]3-0810-571200-SNOR[/B] [t]http://i49.tinypic.com/1tpog8.jpg[/t] Don't ask me how my friend made this, because I have no idea how it's possible [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Pubichair;38536926]I gotta say it, I can't keep it inside. Something is wrong with Hitman. There's this sour taste on my tongue like I just ran it down a footpath after playing this game for a bit. It took me a while to put my finger on it but finally it struck me, This shit feels like Duke Nukem Forever. There's gratuitous sex, retarded jokes, cartoonish villains, gratuitous swearing and shit all over the place, racism, sexism and generally literally everything wrong with video games is in this one. I'm not a prude but I am an adult and I genuinely felt like this is what a cynical asshole thought would appeal to 13 - 21 year old American males and that made me kinda sick. What's worse is knowing that flashing that bald, besuited bastard at me got me to cough up my money unthinkingly in the hopes I could feel the joy of Hitman one last time. But I can't bring myself to enjoy this, just as I get into it some cutscene, or dialog or forced narration ruins it. So bummed :( [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] I loved all the hitmans, but this one man... This one.[/QUOTE] this is probably the most misinformed and biased post I've ever seen I don't think you even played blood money, especially not any of the other hitman games

[QUOTE=The very best;38537026]this is probably the most misinformed and biased post I've ever seen I don't think you even played blood money, especially not any of the other hitman games[/QUOTE] I dunno what to say to that. I mean I played the game and posted how it made me feel, vaguely sick. It's cool that you guys like the game but yeah, I kinda wasted my dosh. It was however a nice way to test out my new rig though so there is that I guess.

[QUOTE=Jojje;38536814][t]http://horobox.reager.org/u/Jojje_1353544767.jpg[/t] 3-0320-512511-JOJJ You want a contract eh? Lets see what you can do.[/QUOTE] You're fucking mad, jesus christ. [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] Seriously, that shit on paper seems impossible.

[QUOTE=The very best;38537026][B]3-0810-571200-SNOR[/B] [t]http://i49.tinypic.com/1tpog8.jpg[/t] Don't ask me how my friend made this, because I have no idea how it's possible[/QUOTE] I guess throw something into the office to lure him in there, hide him in the closet? [QUOTE=VagueWisdom;38537119]You're fucking mad, jesus christ. [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] Seriously, that shit on paper seems impossible.[/QUOTE] Actually the shotgun is silenced, it doesn't say.

Oh ok, that's a lot more doable then. If it was a shotgun without the silencer, oh man that would be quite the challenge. :v:

Playing on normal difficulty. I played all the hitman games since the beginning. To me this is the best one in the series. Only complaint i have is that they should have the originals music at the title screen.

Some of the checkpoints are horrible, In the stripclub there is a checkpoint near the exit of it and if you restart from there, there is a guard right infront of the checkpoint instantly seeing you and you cant take him down without everyone being alerted.

Welp, at least you're not on purist. The only checkpoints I get are the main ones that continue the story and stuff, no rest for the wicked.

[QUOTE=A big fat ass;38534335]Here is my contract entitled 'A Deadly Phobia of Chipmunks' Search for this: 3-0040-550341-DEAN Here is the overview. [img]http://i.imgur.com/zMAuY.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/vwXEY.png[/img][/QUOTE] I couldn't stop laughing at that thing's face for the whole mission jesus. Also woo beat your high score.

oh lawd! [sp]in the stripclub, if you throw an object in the little room where you can see into the booth where Don is getting a private show, he'll get suspicous and walk right through the mirror glass[/sp] :v: