Hitman series Megathread - "Names are for friends, so i don't need one"
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Those damn Saints.
I found that killing the Saints got progressively easier as you went through that chapter.
killing dudes in the cornfield near the motel was incredibly satisfying imo
also the ending was predictable but acceptable.
[QUOTE=stupid07er;38543040]WHERE IS THE CHECKPOINT IN THE BARBER SHOP?!!?
[editline]21st November 2012[/editline]
I was doing so well :([/QUOTE]
Why would you need it? If you get the barber disguise you can do that mission in like 2 minutes.
Okay I have had a lot of good things to say about this game so far, but fuck me.
The Rosewood mission is insanely flawed. Playing on hard.
Even with a disguise on if you walk into sight for more than two second they are on to you, and they are everywhere.
Quick contract I made: 3-0110-620807-JORM
$500k+ if you do it right.
Also, I found a/the second Kane & Lynch easter egg. Caught me off guard:[sp]He's just after the court in the courthouse level. Make the first right and head into the storeroom at the end the hall. You'll see a vent to the left. Crawl through that and you can spot Kane writing a letter to Jenny.[/sp][URL=http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595861580118393415/3CA073C56A4B214146ACBFA80275DC97FAB57794/]Pic.[/URL]
[QUOTE=OpethRockr55;38543653]Quick contract I made: 3-0110-620807-JORM
$500k+ if you do it right.
Also, I found a/the second Kane & Lynch easter egg. Caught me off guard:[sp]He's just after the court in the courthouse level. Make the first right and head into the storeroom at the end the hall. You'll see a vent to the left. Crawl through that and you can spot Kane writing a letter to Jenny.[/sp][URL="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595861580118393415/3CA073C56A4B214146ACBFA80275DC97FAB57794/"]Pic.[/URL][/QUOTE]
boy steam isn't reliable for once, image only loads like 1/4th of the way and even then that part is black
[B]EDIT:[/B] OK there it goes
The fact that guards you have killed respawn after you go back to a checkpoint is stupid.
[QUOTE=OpethRockr55;38543653]Quick contract I made: 3-0110-620807-JORM
$500k+ if you do it right.
Also, I found a/the second Kane & Lynch easter egg. Caught me off guard:[sp]He's just after the court in the courthouse level. Make the first right and head into the storeroom at the end the hall. You'll see a vent to the left. Crawl through that and you can spot Kane writing a letter to Jenny.[/sp][URL=http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595861580118393415/3CA073C56A4B214146ACBFA80275DC97FAB57794/]Pic.[/URL][/QUOTE]
What do you mean second? There are three easter eggs including yours then.
Just shot everyone in the orphanage mission. Literally the only mission I could not pass, after trying everything and being caught 100 times (literally). I know there is a way to do it but Jesus Christ.
I hope IO update the game to balance these missions. I am playing hard mode not impossible.
[QUOTE=rapmaster;38544017]Just shot everyone in the orphanage mission. Literally the only mission I could not pass, after trying everything and being caught 100 times (literally). I know there is a way to do it but Jesus Christ.
I hope IO update the game to balance these missions. I am playing hard mode not impossible.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og6j_O8ZU8U[/url]
[QUOTE=Cuel;38544060][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og6j_O8ZU8U[/url][/QUOTE]
Thanks man. Going to give it another shot. (Without a shot)
fucking bullshit. my save got corrupted, and it was never uploaded to the cloud (psn here.)
this shit blows.
(Streets of Hope): How do I make [sp]turning the gas on in the apartment look like an accident? I tried explosives, it didn't count, waited for him to light up a cigarette but he didn't so I have no ideas.[/sp]
So I got into a bar fight.
Guess who won.
[img]http://i5.minus.com/iN4ZjO1dFgu5u.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;38544132]So I got into a bar fight.
Guess who won.
[img]http://i5.minus.com/iN4ZjO1dFgu5u.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
No point loss
What
[QUOTE=Jojje;38544217]No point loss
What[/QUOTE]
You don't lose any points in the bar fight for knocking people out.
Worst page king ever.
God dammit, i was in the middle of making a contract when the game crashes.
The game crashes a lot.
Has anyone got the glitch on the china town level where the fucking king won't stop talking even after you kill him and dump his body.
I dumped his body in a bin and I could hear his distant voice asking where the "blow"
[editline]21st November 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=AaronM202;38544407]God dammit, i was in the middle of making a contract when the game crashes.
The game crashes a lot.[/QUOTE]
I get a steady 60 fps on lowest and no crashes with a shitty dual core and a 5700, makes me worry what's going to happen once I get my new PC
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;38544132]So I got into a bar fight.
Guess who won.
[img]http://i5.minus.com/iN4ZjO1dFgu5u.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oEy1c.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=stupid07er;38544630][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oEy1c.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
It's the side of a sadle.
And in that map, I'm not sure if it's just me because I'm fucking easily annoyed apparently, or if you're forced into getting into a barfight in that map.
But ehm. I smacked the shit out of the first guy that told me my suit looked ugly.
And was treated to a barfight scene. It was lovely.
I smacked the shit out of the entire bar. Women, policemen, staff, didn't give a shit.
So satisfying.
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And I'm sorry but the story truly is BULLSHIT. I hate it to bits.
[sp]First, you kill Diane, who fucking saved your ass in the end of Blood Money. Right after you kill her for betraying the agency, you continue her work of betraying the agency, thus elimination any motive for killing the woman who helped you for years, and endangered herself to save your ass.
Furthermore, you're a hitman that committed hundreds of murders, but you're across the attention of every single individual damn policeman across the entire USA for a crime some fat texan framed you for. Lousily so even.
He didn't wear gloves, and he put that knife into 47's gloved hand. That won't make sense in forensics.
Then when you're climbing out of the window of the hotel, the policemen are already yelling "We want a word with you about the dead girl in the hotelroom". BUT THEY HAVENT EVEN BEEN IN THE DAMN ROOM YET, THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON THERE. Also... why would a guy who just slashed a girls throat be lieing in the middle of the room, passed out, with burning wine (WINE DOESNT BURN DAMMIT) sprinkled across the floor.
Then the fat texan has this sidekick who's 38 feet tall, with chestmucles the size of whale testicles. This is SO over the top. Horrible.
Lenny, the biggest retard in history, then all of a sudden has the balls to run off with Victoria and 47 doesn't even attempt to chase him with a 15 second delay. No, he hops in a car, and drives off to fucking Alabama to an adress he found on a luciferbox.
God forbid Lenny didn't go back to his hometown with this girl he just kidnapped, or else 47 never would've found them.
In short... the story sucks[B] incredible balls[/B], and I can't believe they did this to 47. He used to be the perfect, emotionless, ruthless killingmachine, and now he's just some jerk who makes stupid mistakes all the time.[/sp]
And before you rate me dumb. It doesn't stop me from having an amazingly good time playing Absolution though. I loved Blood Money, and I love Absolution as well.
I don't know which one I like better, they both have strong and weak points. All I know is I'm enjoying myself immensely when not bummed out during the cutscenes (due to the stupid story).
Hope you guys do too.
[QUOTE=Pr0fane;38544788]It's the side of a sadle.
And in that map, I'm not sure if it's just me because I'm fucking easily annoyed apparently, or if you're forced into getting into a barfight in that map.
But ehm. I smacked the shit out of the first guy that told me my suit looked ugly.
And was treated to a barfight scene. It was lovely.
I smacked the shit out of the entire bar. Women, policemen, staff, didn't give a shit.
So satisfying.
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And I'm sorry but the story truly is BULLSHIT. I hate it to bits.
[sp]First, you kill Diane, who fucking saved your ass in the end of Blood Money. Right after you kill her for betraying the agency, you continue her work of betraying the agency, thus elimination any motive for killing the woman who helped you for years, and endangered herself to save your ass.
Furthermore, you're a hitman that committed hundreds of murders, but you're across the attention of every single individual damn policeman across the entire USA for a crime some fat texan framed you for. Lousily so even.
He didn't wear gloves, and he put that knife into 47's gloved hand. That won't make sense in forensics.
Then when you're climbing out of the window of the hotel, the policemen are already yelling "We want a word with you about the dead girl in the hotelroom". BUT THEY HAVENT EVEN BEEN IN THE DAMN ROOM YET, THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON THERE. Also... why would a guy who just slashed a girls throat be lieing in the middle of the room, passed out, with burning wine (WINE DOESNT BURN DAMMIT) sprinkled across the floor.
Then the fat texan has this sidekick who's 38 feet tall, with chestmucles the size of whale testicles. This is SO over the top. Horrible.
Lenny, the biggest retard in history, then all of a sudden has the balls to run off with Victoria and 47 doesn't even attempt to chase him with a 15 second delay. No, he hops in a car, and drives off to fucking Alabama to an adress he found on a luciferbox.
God forbid Lenny didn't go back to his hometown with this girl he just kidnapped, or else 47 never would've found them.
In short... the story sucks[B] incredible balls[/B], and I can't believe they did this to 47. He used to be the perfect, emotionless, ruthless killingmachine, and now he's just some jerk who makes stupid mistakes all the time.[/sp]
And before you rate me dumb. It doesn't stop me from having an amazingly good time playing Absolution though. I loved Blood Money, and I love Absolution as well.
I don't know which one I like better, they both have strong and weak points. All I know is I'm enjoying myself immensely when not bummed out during the cutscenes (due to the stupid story).
Hope you guys do too.[/QUOTE]
Thats only about a quarter of the story, bucko.
[editline]21st November 2012[/editline]
I also think you missed the part where 47 is an assassin and will do anything he's assigned to do.
[QUOTE=AaronM202;38544961]Thats only about a quarter of the story, bucko.
[editline]21st November 2012[/editline]
I also think you missed the part where 47 is an assassin and will do anything he's assigned to do.[/QUOTE]
I know it's only a quarter of the story, but still. It's incredibly stupid in my view non the less. Agent 47 unworthy even.
And he's an assassin and will do anything he's assigned to then why does he continu hiding Victoria from the agency, in effect putting him in the same position as Diana was!
Because Diana asked him to, yes, but why the fuck kill her first?!
The story is flawed imo, but yet again, it doesn't stop me one bit from enjoying the game, at all.
Is there a way to kill the guy you have as a human shield?
Gonna do some streaming of Hitman Absolution RIGHT NOW so feel free to watch.
First time playing too.
[URL]http://www.twitch.tv/Iamjethro[/URL]
Just stopped. I am terrible at sneak.
I briefly tried out making a contract. I didn't think you'd be able to mark the food vendors in Chinatown to hit. That's hilarious
But I'm a bit confused as to how unlocked weapons work. Are they weapons you select for people to start with in your contract or can you customize your loadout with them?
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