Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition (XBOX360, PS3, PC) v5- Prepare to Cry - Games

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;39822965]you never realize how shitty most invasions are until you're trying to record them when did these people get so bad and boring [editline]6th March 2013[/editline] oh man now i have stagefright and i'm playing badly[/QUOTE] Start fucking around with the Zweihander, everybody loves when someone does that.

i'll play my wog greataxe build everyone likes that

Zinayzen record it at 1280x720 then use sony vegas to nicely edit out and render 720p footage

All the Internet in my area just went out. Fantastic.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;39823199]i'll play my [b]wog[/b] greataxe build everyone likes that[/QUOTE] racist bastard

oh internet's back now [editline]6th March 2013[/editline] also i need to get sony vegas, but i'll deal with that later i'd rather learn how to actually upload stuff before i start editing shit

there aren't enough hammers in this game yeah sure, there are weapons *called* hammers/great hammers, but you either have to kill a blacksmith or dump a ridiculous amount of strength into it is it so much to ask to just have a basic warhammer like the claymore is to greatswords?

okay here we go the color balance is all wrong but i'll figure it out in time in the meantime enjoy the luckiest parry ever [video=youtube;tdiYJN8K74s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdiYJN8K74s[/video] [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] seriously this color balance is all wrong but i don't know how to fix it someone out there must use this thing too HELP ME

Here's the Kalameet fight: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zzZB0pD98U[/media]

It's so hard to invade someone with Blue Eye Orb rather than with the red eye one, so slow.

I think once the Color Balance is sorted out, your laughing. That's a PVR isn't it? I should really go back to Dark Souls for a bit, but after i finish Tomb Raider first. I have too many games to play... Yeah, if you can. Record [b]everything[/b], since you never know when that moment is going to happen. That's the reason i bought my AverMedia Game Capture HD C281, i could have gotten a PVR myself but I'd rather not have my main PC on all the time.

[QUOTE=Highwind017;39825237]I think once the Color Balance is sorted out, your laughing. That's a PVR isn't it? I should really go back to Dark Souls for a bit, but after i finish Tomb Raider first. I have too many games to play... Yeah, if you can. Record [b]everything[/b], since you never know when that moment is going to happen. That's the reason i bought my AverMedia Game Capture HD C281, i could have gotten a PVR myself but I'd rather not have my main PC on all the time.[/QUOTE] yeah, the color balance is the thing. and yeah it's the HD PVR. according to the guy at the store the only difference between HD PVR and HD PVR 2 is that PVR 2 looks better and is smaller. Same capability. I'm trying to record everything but I've only got like 40g available and I'm not sure how much room this shit takes up, I'm recording at the highest encoding thingy I can. Plus I don't have Sony Vegas (yet, wink wink) so I don't have a way to edit it. honestly i just want the color sorted out first. how's tomb raider? noticed you were playing it (sorry for summoning you away from your lara croft(it's still her, right?) boobies). [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] also give me your video stats, iirc you're using this thing too right HELP ME [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] i can't read apparently nevermind about the stats

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;39823705]okay here we go the color balance is all wrong but i'll figure it out in time in the meantime enjoy the luckiest parry ever [video=youtube;tdiYJN8K74s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdiYJN8K74s[/video] [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] seriously this color balance is all wrong but i don't know how to fix it someone out there must use this thing too HELP ME[/QUOTE] Enemy is at low health? [I]Better get my spear out and start shield poking![/I] Hate people who do that. Or use spears in general.

I'm glad I was using a real shield and not my dark hand like usual, that wouldn't have blocked it all. [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] i think i fixed it

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;39825272]yeah, the color balance is the thing. and yeah it's the HD PVR. according to the guy at the store the only difference between HD PVR and HD PVR 2 is that PVR 2 looks better and is smaller. Same capability. I'm trying to record everything but I've only got like 40g available and I'm not sure how much room this shit takes up, I'm recording at the highest encoding thingy I can. Plus I don't have Sony Vegas (yet, wink wink) so I don't have a way to edit it. honestly i just want the color sorted out first. how's tomb raider? noticed you were playing it (sorry for summoning you away from your lara croft(it's still her, right?) boobies). [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] also give me your video stats, iirc you're using this thing too right HELP ME [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] i can't read apparently nevermind about the stats[/QUOTE] Apparently the HD PVR 2 has HDMI slots, that would kind of be redunant for me since i have the original white Xbox 360 before the elites. Although i'm thinking of buying a slim if my Xbox decides to pack in, it has a nasty habit of overheating when the room is too hot and its pretty loud. Maybe getting a External Hard Drive would be in order? 1 terabyte external could easily last you if your just recording at 720p. Seeing how this generation of consoles can only go up to 720p if i'm not mistaken... than, and i dont see much difference between 720p and 1080p... whatever. Yeah, The Tomb Raider Reboot is great, no worries about summoning me here, i often have the laptop next to me when I'm on the Xbox, little wonder how i've ended up posting so much in Facepunch nowadays. Pretty much is Lara Croft, although obviously a bit n00b right now. To be honest, as much as i've grown up with Playstation and tomb raider and such, i like her current design a bit more. If they had pulled a Witcher 2 and made it so you can decide if you want the quick time events or not, I'd like it more than i already am. Still a good game reguardless, but fuck the qtes's ...then again, i was quite n00b back then so i didn't exactly get [i]far[/i] in any of them and just pissed about in the mansion when i had the games. I need to fix that at some point. I guess that's the reason why i'm live streaming when i can i guess, so i can play these games for peoples enjoyment as i find out just how much of a shit gamer i really am.

i'm on 1080i or whatever my xbox is at...not really sure how to adjust those sizes or anything. i'll figure all that shit out later, i suppose. [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] okay i think i fixed the quality part now i just need to stop making bad videos i wish i didn't delete all my invasion builds [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] i think i fixed my video quality, test number 2 also i have no idea what that invasion was, i decided to wear my special hat and then that happened [video=youtube;DJEd1cdWmrA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJEd1cdWmrA[/video]

well that was... new the Taurus Demon got to the bottom of the tower, but instead of just staring at me, he took a swipe and pushed himself up the stairs, straight up against the fog gate and ladder, and stayed there. didn't swing at me or anything

[QUOTE=rysunles;39822799]Holy sheeet Obsidian Greatsword is so strong, can't wait to use it with Darkmoon Blade.[/QUOTE] I've got a couple fan mails from the pretty must unavoidable backstab + 2H strong attack combo. I was doin' it with my Sunlight Blade in peoples booty.

Ugh, I love the lore of this game and its premise, but fuck, I can't even get my nerves to calm down anymore when fighting at all. This sucks.

i forgot how bullshit Havel can be sometimes "oh let me just do a 180 spin into anal buttpound while wearing 400 pounds of armor and using a 50 pound dragon's tooth for a weapon"

Shit. I killed Nito and didn't know that you can get Paladin Leeroy's set from there. I warped away and when I came back it was no where to be found. :( And yes I did kill him on the ledge.

so apparently if you record for longer than you have space available, it just deletes the file there goes three hours :(

[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;39830384]No, you need to use the straight sword hilt and rush him.[/QUOTE] Stray Demon is when you come back to the asylum, Asylum Demon is the tutorial fatarse. Also yes hug his bum but back away if he raises his club, the aoe can still hit you in a small area behind him.

[QUOTE=Eonart;39830288]so whats the deal with stray demon? do i just hug his buttocks until he dies or what[/QUOTE] Yep. When you drop through the floor swap your right hand weapon before you hit the ground. This will make it so you can move and roll immediately when you hit the floor instead of doing the "you hit the ground too hard" animation. Then you run to him and start wailing on his ass until he dies. If you see him two-hand his giant club thing give him a little space. That AoE mostly goes out front but you can still get nicked by it if you go in too early afterward. (attack as soon as the blur effect on your screen wears off) Don't forget to crest shield

Beat the game. Finally. Yay. :D

[QUOTE=Eonart;39830557]blight town scares me [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] my little toaster does not like blight town[/QUOTE] scares me too I'm so creeped out by the normal mobs there they're like, weird malformed half poison fish half human things

[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;39830953]What's your point? :v:[/QUOTE] My point is you're a butt and your idea is silly and dumb and very silly

So. I'm a pyromancer SL 36 with 30 str, 16 attunement and little to none vit and end (not that i really need them with my playstyle). What weapon do you recommend that has good str scaling and i can get it fairly easy? (so no black knight stuff, since they drop like, never) Right now i use battle axe (+7, going to upgrade it when i get back to surface, damned blighttown won't let me out).

Zweihander. [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] Also, some vit and especially endurance always help, especially with str weapons.

The Burg black knight has dropped the BKS every single time I've killed him. I have no idea what the odds are but it seems funny that people have trouble with that drop.