Find the Worst Steam Profile V2

[Exnem]

I present to you, probably the most self inserted fucking douche I have ever seen:
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Focusknock[/url]
It doesn't matter if he's a brony, it's his personality which is fucking infuriating.

[l l]

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[Charrax]

[QUOTE=Black;36083515]I present to you, probably the most self inserted fucking douche I have ever seen:
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Focusknock[/url]
It doesn't matter if he's a brony, it's his personality which is fucking infuriating.[/QUOTE]

It does matter that he is a brony.

[ottr]

What do you guys think of mine? :v:

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=Charrax;36084166]It does matter that he is a brony.[/QUOTE]
No, no it does not.

[BloodFox1222]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;36085564]What do you guys think of mine? :v:[/QUOTE]

You bring great shame to this thread, Not only did you post your own profile but it was worthy of being posted here. You must commit the honorable act of seppuku.

[D_M_]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;36085564]What do you guys think of mine? :v:[/QUOTE]

What the fuck.

This guy is on my friends list.

Guess I never looked at his profile.

Huh.

[Maruhai]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;36085564]What do you guys think of mine? :v:[/QUOTE]
Every time I see you post on Facepunch I want to destroy your whole family.

[RabidAlarm]

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198019876585/[/url]
and
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045851152[/url]

[Maruhai]

[QUOTE=RabidAlarm;36104464][url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198019876585/[/url]
and
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045851152[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]i am 12 years old[/QUOTE]

[GLH]

[QUOTE=RabidAlarm;36104464][url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198019876585/[/url]
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=jasonhalo002]Je hebt je sleutels hier laten liggen.[/QUOTE]
Translator's note: You forgot your keys here.

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=Black;36083515]I present to you, probably the most self inserted fucking douche I have ever seen:
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Focusknock[/url]
It doesn't matter if he's a brony, it's his personality which is fucking infuriating.[/QUOTE]

He used to be on my friend's Steam friends and was apparently pretending to be butthurt over everything or something.
Don't know what's his thing.

[RockmanYoshi]

[QUOTE=RabidAlarm;36104464][url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198019876585[/url][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/73pkzq.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/10cjmsj.png[/IMG]

Team Fortress is sexy? I don't find anything "sexy" with TF2.

[ShadowShock]

[QUOTE=RockmanYoshi;36130906][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/73pkzq.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/10cjmsj.png[/IMG]

Team Fortress is sexy? I don't find anything "sexy" with TF2.[/QUOTE]

Am I the only one who finds weird that someone with the name "[B]machoman[/B]" talks about a game being "[B]sexy[/B]" in the profile of a [I]12-year old[/I]?
My point of view detects a creeper right there.

[editline]1st June 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Death_God;35014715][url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/OverwatchElite[/url]

the fuck
this guy thinks he's a combine soldier

oh god the comments[/QUOTE]

[I]"Me Name Is Overwatch Storm! And I'm Here To Report We Have Captured Santa!"[/I]

[B]WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--[/B]

[editline]1st June 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Patriarch;35611751][B][U]Long post ahead -for funsies[/U][/B]
So someone showed me this [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/Naru_Narusegawa/]profile.[/url]
Admittedly, the profile isn't that bad, besides the [url=http://i.imgur.com/FspSM.jpg]bad avatar[/url] and [url=http://i.imgur.com/qSfBJ.png]self-indulgent steam bio[/url]. What's really good though, is [url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Lunarlove]this group[/url]. This fucking group, which it seems he made to vent his feelings. Take my hand, and let us venture into the posts of said group! Throughout this journey, we will experience sadness, laughter, love and betrayal! (I won't be doing all of them, just the ones I find the most amusing.)

[img]http://puu.sh/q7zU[/img]
Why would anyone even use Steam as a blog? Let's take into account that it's a private group, with just him in it, so there's basically no way of being told when it has updated. Well, let's tuck in.

[img]http://puu.sh/q7Aa[/img]
oh noez inrent drama is runin myy live ;~~; y wud any1 do dis im a FUCKING AWESOME GUY LOOK I GIVE STUFF TO PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN WANT PRESENTS JESUS CHRIST DO YOU HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO NOT MASTURBATE TO MYSELF???

Skip forward to entry 3.
[img]http://puu.sh/q7Au[/img]
Moral of story: Life has ups and downs, that this person does nothing in between certain events in his life (indeed, he probably just goes into a stasis of some kind), and VIDYA GAMES.
20/10 I cried.

Next, we shall look at entry 7. Warning, this one is stupid. I mean really, really, reeallllyyyyyy stupid.
[img]http://puu.sh/q7AK[/img]
Just let that sink in. Let it flow into your sk-

WAIT THIS ONE IS EVEN WORSE.
[img]http://puu.sh/q7B9[/img]
^_^

TRIGGER WARNING: THIS ONE IS VERY EMOTION AND IS ONLY FOR THE STRONG OF HEART.
[img]http://puu.sh/q7By[/img]
Fuck... I was not strong of heart ;______;

Okay fuck the rest of this it's stupid and you can read it if you want. I would though, like to draw your attention to his last entry.
[img]http://puu.sh/q7BS[/img]
That was in January. The fact that we have not heard from him leads me to believe that he did in fact join the millitary and consequently got killed.
[I]R.I.P Arcade Bumstead, 2005 - 2012.[/I]

TL;DR
[img]http://puu.sh/q7c5[/img][/QUOTE]

All I gotta say is... [I]Isn't it sad, Sacchin?[/I]

[editline]1st June 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;35735777][img]http://i.imgur.com/EAw61.png[/img]

Oh my.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FNEmK.jpg[/IMG]
[B]...What the hell is with the comments.[/B]

[andrem90]

[URL]http://steamcommunity.com/id/wolfpup[/URL]

[QUOTE]i am gothic i love heavy metal and BLACK METAL also thrash and melodic death metal and METAL and melodic metal and extreme metal and post-thrash i forgot about Death metal and FolkMetal and Classic rock and kitty's and my favorite animal is the WOLF! [/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/yb0S[/IMG]

[OneFourth]

[QUOTE=RockmanYoshi;36130906][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/73pkzq.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/10cjmsj.png[/IMG]

Team Fortress is sexy? I don't find anything "sexy" with TF2.[/QUOTE]
you're obviously playing it wrong

[RockmanYoshi]

[QUOTE=andrem90;36159718][URL]http://steamcommunity.com/id/wolfpup[/URL]

[QUOTE]i am gothic i love heavy metal and BLACK METAL also thrash and melodic death metal and METAL and melodic metal and extreme metal and post-thrash i forgot about Death metal and FolkMetal and Classic rock and kitty's and my favorite animal is the WOLF![/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/yb0S[/IMG][/QUOTE]

That is the worst paragraph ever. His profile picture makes me want to puke.

Also, about the quoted sentence. Why can't he just put he likes metal instead of "I love black Metal, heavy metal, thrash, blah blah blah"?

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=andrem90;36159718][URL]http://steamcommunity.com/id/wolfpup[/URL]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/yb0S[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I have actual physical difficulties reading the text. It takes me about ten times as long to decipher this ominous secret language than it does to read English novels.

[Videopray]

I've never wanted to hurt so many people before.

[RockmanYoshi]

[QUOTE=Videopray;36177088]I've never wanted to hurt so many people before.[/QUOTE]

I have the same feelings as you, brother.

[Thelurker1234]

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Froststahr[/url]

Hate that faggot.

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;36179422][url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Froststahr[/url]

Hate that faggot.[/QUOTE]

Russian brony that spams memes?
Yeah, I'm with you.

[ShadowShock]

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;36179422][url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Froststahr[/url]

Hate that faggot.[/QUOTE]

So much "[B]Cool Story Bro[/B]" in the comments...

[RockmanYoshi]

[QUOTE=ShadowShock;36180596]So much "[B]Cool Story Bro[/B]" in the comments...[/QUOTE]

I think they have a fetish for "Cool Story Bro".

Also his game recommendations are horrible.

[Thelurker1234]

He was a good friend of mine actually. Didn't expect as many agrees.

He's alot more mature in conversation.
And the idiots in comments spamming memes are just that.

Edit: Linked him this thread. He deleted his reccomendations. :rolleyes:

Edit: Check out one of their profiles
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Thunderclan/[/url]

[Glubbable]

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;36183430]
Edit: Check out one of their profiles
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Thunderclan/[/url][/QUOTE]

Profile is private :v:

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=lionheart1066;36188609]Profile is private :v:[/QUOTE]

Sees he's found out I posted that and made it private.

[Slammy]

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198047102841[/url]
Holy crap this guy is the most annoying person ever.
[B]He even has his own group where you give items to him in Team Fortress 2.[/B]

[RockmanYoshi]

[QUOTE=jackteam54;36189614][url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198047102841[/url]
Holy crap this guy is the most annoying person ever.
[B]He even has his own group where you give items to him in Team Fortress 2.[/B][/QUOTE]

1 word. Idling.

[B]HAS HE EVEN HEARD OF THAT?[/B]

And it's funny how the people in his group are all admins and there's only 1 member.

[Slammy]

[QUOTE=RockmanYoshi;36190444]1 word. Idling.

[B]HAS HE EVEN HEARD OF THAT?[/B]

And it's funny how the people in his group are all admins and there's only 1 member.[/QUOTE]
No he hasn't, all I have seen him on is small achievement servers, and those item test servers. I think his computer can run anything more than that :v:
The proof is his recommendation for Team Fortress Classic(in which he impersonates Wario)
[IMG]http://i930.photobucket.com/albums/ad147/jackteam54/dontbutagamejustbecauseofnolag.jpg[/IMG]