"You're a dick" moments in games - Games

When you spawn in any Battlefield game and the only vehicle around is being jacked by your teammate and you're spamming the "I need a pickup" command at him. Does he care? No - he's a dick.

Super mario Galaxy 2. I get a all the stars, Then shigeru pops up and says: NOOOOOO You havent finished the game! HERES 100 FUCKING GREEN STARS FOR YOU TO FIND.

ME2: When Jacob survived the suicide mission. BC2: When you spawn on Port Valdez at the attacker spawn and fall out without parachuting and your team, full of medics, just takes your kit or something. MW2: Everything on multiplayer

ME2: Punching the reporter, although she deserved it

fable 2, when you are listening to Lucien and then fucking Reaver shoots him. "Oh, you wanted to shoot him? Oh well." [editline]11:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LiveGrenade;22994069][IMG]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/30/659300-reaver_large.jpg[/IMG] Reaver. "You think my buttocks really look like that? *BANG*" or... "Oh I'm sorry I had you sacrifice your age and beauty just so I can keep on living." Or... "Oh great Lucien's here, don't worry I'll try to betray you all again!" OR... "Opps, I'm sorry I shot Lucien because I have a short attention span and I did'int want you to gain your revenge." And last but not least... "I fucking shot Barnum."[/QUOTE] oh god damn you ninja

[IMG]http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/1/15/Medigoron.jpg[/IMG] Damn you and your « as good as my brother in smithing » claim.

Playing TF2, and you have 3 health left in front of a Medic, but he doesn't heal you.

Front Mission 4, when 3 or 4 melee-geared wanzers with EMP packs repeatedly keep stunning one of my people, effectively making all the points I put into disruption resist useless. Oh and snipers that get lucky, body-destroying, one hit kills. Edit: Apparently two other people have played FM4. I'm impressed.

Space station 13, when someone arrests you and just keeps you in jail the whole round.

[QUOTE=darth-veger;22932279]Red Dead Redemtion 1. you are at a gang hideout in Multiplayer, and some random guy is standing close to you (Inside the gang hideout zone) and just does not do anything, and at the end of the round the guy get all the points 2. When you are just doing your thing in free-roam and sudden some ass-hole shoots you down, then you kill him, but after that he will chase you the whole freaking time 3. When you invite players to your posse but they do not join you in any fight or whatever :colbert:[/QUOTE] I agree with 2, and 1, but 3? Maybe you shouldn't just invite random people, I always join, though, because they might be going for the achievement or something.

When some AI asshole spins out infront of me and I go slamming into his car. Also happened in mid-air mostly on off road tracks. DiRT 2.

In BC2 when people constantly use anti-tank weapons on you. I mean bullets work too, but hey, why don't we just use rocket launchers against individual soldiers? I got no problem with needing med kits and ammo packs, every server I play in, most the of the time, if not all the time, people spam med kits and ammo packs at you, even if you didn't ask for it.

Monster Hunter, fucking everything.

Finding a Pokemon you [B]REALLY FUCKING WANT[/B] (shiny Lairon for me) And it uses Roar/Teleport.

[QUOTE=Lachz0r;22927392]Counter Strike. ANYONE using an AWP. FUCK[/QUOTE] tell me about it

Half-Life, just about any time Gman does anything.

Setting people alight and putting them out by peeing on them in postal 2.

Pretty much anything that happens in CS:S and MW2 multiplayer. [editline]06:38AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr.C;22939989]When [sp]Wade kills Mapes[/sp] in FEAR[/QUOTE] He doesn't die.

GTA IV: Oh Policemen, why are you laying on the street moaning like that. Let me spray you a bit!

[QUOTE=Xephio;22932205][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090605141244/half-life/en/images/2/2a/Pick_up_that_can2.jpg[/img] Yes, that dick, especially when he hits you and walks away laughing.[/QUOTE] He's performing a standard check on a new citizen. See metrocop voice files for more information.

[QUOTE=overdark;22927139]Calling for ammo/health in BC2 and not getting it. They just stand there looking at you or minding their own shooting. I'm almost dead or have almost no ammo and they couldn't care less. You're a dick, I say.[/QUOTE] Really? It's usually quite the opposite for me. I'm sniping and some guy drops ammo or a health pack for me, even though I just spawned like half a minute ago. <3

In left 4 dead when you think someone is going to revive you but then they just spam the button and it looks like you're having a seizure.

In IV when Dimitri betrays you and when those fucking ruskies burn your cousin's taxi place down. Makes me want to take a pistol and kill them all >:C

Team members' inability to make function of the socialize (spot) key on BC2. It really is an amazing asset. Not only does it allow you to keep track of an enemy and pretty much wallhack, but it allows team members with a better position to attack the enemy. When you die, team members can hunt down the killer. I use the spot key the second I engage or see an enemy. It just infuriates me that team members cannot use the key.

[QUOTE=icypenguin;23003135]Team members' inability to make function of the socialize (spot) key on BC2. It really is an amazing asset. Not only does it allow you to keep track of an enemy and pretty much wallhack, but it allows team members with a better position to attack the enemy. When you die, team members can hunt down the killer. I use the spot key the second I engage or see an enemy. It just infuriates me that team members cannot use the key.[/QUOTE] I know what you mean, I always spam the socialize key, it also helps you get the kills so you can keep track of the enemy yourself and get that kill.

[QUOTE=Stupideye;22936134]When Roman is killed right after his wedding by a hitman who was originally sent out to kill Niko (GTA IV). Made me sad and pissed off.[/QUOTE] Spoiler tag that. Also, you should've done it the real way and [sp]fuck up dimitri so that bitch kate dies instead[/sp] Who liked her anyway.

Lost Planet 2, killing Red Eye on single player. 1) Load gun yourself. 2) Rotate 5 minutes to line up a shot, he goes back underground. 3) Run under the railroad gun to frantically spam coolant. 4) Get killed on your way to shoot again. 5) Repeat.

Mass Effect, when [sp]Saren shoots Nihlus in the back after telling him the situation is under control[/sp]. In my second playthrough, [sp]Ashley killed Wrex without my green light, so I left her to die in the blast[/sp]. Also, everything the Turian councilor says. I always cut the connection on him.

oh, and in Far Cry 2, having rebel checkpoints at 20 foot intervals on the roads, especially when I'm trying to track down Weapon Shipment Trucks.

When someone tries to push me off a teleporter in TF2 instead of waiting for their turn.