Borderlands..
Friend: HURR Benie my gun has 500 damage! It's so sexy! Look at me I can one-kill anything!!
Me: (with crappy weapons) Dick..
Someone on your team steals your care package in MW2.
I'm glad I stopped playing that game.
Lol I was the dick in this one, ArmA, was bored and sniping, spotted an enemy sniper moving into position, instead of shooting him I just watched him for like 20 minutes as he finally found the perfect spot, then picked him off.
Another one in which I was the dick - Kidnapping Roman in The Lost and Damned. Goddamn did I feel like such a jerk.
Borderlands. The ending when it turns out [sp]the Vault was actually a giant fucking creature straight from a Japanese tentacle rape story, and the "guardian angel" was actually a satellite.[/sp]
All the time in CS:S.
It's the only game where it feels like everyone is hacking.
Mr. Burke in Fallout 3. His name serves him justice. Moreso when he tries to take out Simms.
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Ill be playin Bad Company 2 and im almost half dead or dry on ammo. Ill be running to either an assault or medic and Ill say "Hey, throw some ammo/health down please." They'll either go 1 sec or just sit there with their thumbs up their asses. I also hate when im half dead and I say "GIVE ME COVER IM RUNNING TO GET HEALTH!" and all the people that were near me on my team walk away. YOU GUYS ARE DICKS(Im a assault and yes I THROW DOWN AMMO)
In the ending of Unreal 2 Sector Commander Hawkins [sp]destroys Atlantis killing all your crew just because your crew might have convinced him to use the artifact's powers unselfishly.[/sp]
The ending of borderlands made me want to punch every freaking NPC in the game.
Especially because it was pretty much the exact same boss from Opposing Force, just without those handy mounted guns to help you.
Purge troopers in The Force Unleashed are dicks because they can grab you out of your attacks. Epsecially when you're fighting more than one and they keep grabbing you and throwing you down repeatedly and juggle you back and forth until you die or get lucky enough to be able to spam force Repulse.
[QUOTE=Kuro.;23018828]Especially because it was pretty much the exact same boss from Opposing Force, just without those handy mounted guns to help you.
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Hey, whoa, what's wrong with the [del]Gene Worm[/del] Destroyer? I thought it was a suitably epic fight.
medics or assault kits that give away my position because they spam it when i'm sniping
yeah, thanks for standing there and blocking my view dickhead
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Gary Fucking Oak
when i was playing halo 3 matchmaking i needed 1 more kill to win the game, but then my friend joins and kills me and beats the game.
Killing [sp]Garl Vinland[/sp] in Demon Souls
My brother was playing, so I called him a dick
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;23020183]Hey, whoa, what's wrong with the [del]Gene Worm[/del] Destroyer? I thought it was a suitably epic fight.[/QUOTE]
yeah, as it sits there and just takes up all of your bullets. occasionally inching closer to you like a fat dude reluctantly getting off the couch to get the remote that's only 5 feet away from him. real epic.
that being said, the Zombie Island DLC is worse. not because of the final final boss (I actually found his surprise appearance funny in a nightmare-inducing way. "HAHAHA IT'S NOT OVER YET!"), but because of the sheer amount of zombies the game throws at you every time you take a step. you see maybe five of them, engage them in a fight, and by the time you're done ten more pop out of the ground, and more run in from elsewhere, and you're just getting raped by them repeatedly (the Defilers bring up the dickwad factor to a whole new level). and then, when you think you're safe, you take a few more steps towards your next objective, and more zombies spawn and you have to have a massive fight with them all over again. geez, Gearbox, can't you give a man a breather every now and then?
and don't get me started on trying to solo the Mad Moxxi DLC. in fact, don't even try it yourselves. you won't get past the "prove yourself" mission.
Frank Fontaine in Bioshock, though I kinda like the guy he was a dick, and so was Ryan, and apparently so am I for strangling children and killing people with pumpkins.
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Yes, that dick, especially when he hits you and walks away laughing.[/QUOTE]
I always threw the can at his shithead and run while this slow fuck was trying to hit me with his stunstick.
Also, the motherfuckin' Sheperd.
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Meeting him.[/QUOTE]
Totally agreed. also the cheap gauss gun in stalker...
Yeah, well, in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Czhernobyl, in the Lab X18. I came across a burer in hallway, before I could even hit the D button to side-step into cover.
The fucker psy-grabbed my gun out of my hands
I watched it levitate away from me, towards the burer
and then see him launching my own beloved gun at soundbarrier-breaking speed towards me. Splattered me all over the wall
At that moment all I could think about was "Aw what a dick"
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;23026280]Yeah, well, in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Czhernobyl, in the Lab X18. I came across a burer in hallway, before I could even hit the D button to side-step into cover.
The fucker psy-grabbed my gun out of my hands
I watched it levitate away from me, towards the burer
and then see him launching my own beloved gun at soundbarrier-breaking speed towards me. Splattered me all over the wall
At that moment all I could think about was "Aw what a dick"[/QUOTE]
You know you're been playing STALKER with mods for too long when you start to perceive mod features as part of the vanilla game (I.E there were no actual burer encounters in the game series prior to CoP :v:). The guy who scams a wad of cash off you (Vampire?) for a "gauss rifle" is a real dick however, especially since I totally fell for it. Someone post the GIF of the guy RPG'ing the farm house.
Nah, just forgot to add "playing with LURK" on the post
Mass Effect 2:
"Conrad, let me make this absolutely clear."
*BANG*
"This is [i]not[/i] acceptable."
In Shenmue 2 when Ryo has just been beaten half to death by every single member of a harbour gang. He wakes up on a boat and goes back in for more, coming across some high ranking members and tells them he wants to meet their leader. They tell him to pay $500 for the privilege. Ryo agrees, only to be smashed on the head with a pipe immediately afterwards and waking up on the boat again.
I wanted to fucking strangle Ryo for being so retarded. That $500 took ages to raise.
F.E.A.R.2 :
Lt.Strokes (?):I will take him to the APC. You go on alone
Me:..cunt
On ZPS, I'm helping about 4 people stay alive, then one zombie gets in and one guy, (who's near me BTW) doesn't fire a shot until I'm dead and he has the grapes to say: "thank god he's dead." it ends like this: Revenge is oh so sweet.
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