Otis from Dead Rising. I'll be in the middle of a group of around 50 zombies and he fucking calls me to tell me to hurry my ass across the mall to save someone in a way that makes it sound like I'm just sitting around doing nothing. Then, a zombie starts trying to eat me and I have to hang up so he calls 5 seconds later and says that I'm rude for cutting him off and repeats everything he said before.
In Killing Floor, when you are getting overpowered by a bunch of zombies then turn around to see the door welded by your teammates
OpenTTD when you leave your Multiplayer company unprotected via password and someone comes and and spends all your money on making the map all water.
And you on the lone side of the door.
When a Helicopter is just out of your reach in Just Cause 2
"Problem, Scorpio?"
[QUOTE=Confused111;23021796]Killing [sp]Garl Vinland[/sp] in Demon Souls
My brother was playing, so I called him a dick[/QUOTE]
He's such an ass when he pulls out Brandt and whacks you twice, and as you try to roll away, he just uses that damn god talisman spell and kills you.
Ten years late, but
Banjo-Tooie, first meeting with Jingaling - Your people ran away and you're just worried about a kickball game?
[QUOTE=dzonint;23079785]Tekken 5 final boss.
Beat him to 1 hit KO health left, and he charges up his stomach and KOs me.
YOU DICK[/QUOTE]
Oh my god this. I don't think [i]any[/i] boss has made me want to smash my tv as much as Jinpachi did.
Red Dead Redemption's ending. [sp]Edgar Ross[/sp]what a dick.
When crazy earl says some guy took the eridian artifact off him a year ago in borderlands :argh:
LIMBO OF THE LOST
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_HT5lKnX0k[/URL]
Seriously, Briggs, what the hell.
[QUOTE=Godrek;22937820]Anyone in any DotA or DotA-like game.[/QUOTE]
First time playing dota:
This seems like a nice game
*i pick some hero*
Teammates: He picked a newb hero
everyone else: remake game
Same thing happened 3 times in a row, never tried dota again.
Probably when in Conviction [sp] You find that Third Echelon, Lambert, and Grimsdottir have been faking your daughter's death the entire time.[/sp]
Brian, the Random Character from GTA IV.
Niko says to him: You're a dick.
'nuff said.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;23083304]Mass Effect [sp] if Ashley kills Wrex [/sp][/QUOTE]
Hell fucking yes. I was SO pissed when this happened.
[QUOTE=Xotes;23107283]LIMBO OF THE LOST
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_HT5lKnX0k[/URL]
Seriously, Briggs, what the hell.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't that game taken off shelves because it copied oblivion?
[quote=stupideye;22936134]when roman is killed right after his wedding by a hitman who was originally sent out to kill niko (gta iv). Made me sad and pissed off.[/quote]
mother...fucking... Spoiler! >:|
here's another spoiler, that doesnt HAVE to happen. it depends on a choice you make
When I [sp]died at the end of Fallout 3[/sp]. I wanted to keep playing. :smith:
[QUOTE=Murkat;23108828]When I [sp]died at the end of Fallout 3[/sp]. I wanted to keep playing. :smith:[/QUOTE]
So.. You're a dick then? :v:
If you try surrendering to the overseer in the beginning of Fallout 3 by giving him your weapons he uses the weapons you just surrendered to try and kill you.
Thhhat...
Ffffucking...
Doooog...
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But being serious, each and every bandit in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series. I can't stand it when you have to talk with them...
But, being serious, i'd say that
[QUOTE=JesterUK;22927680]In RDR when I'm just wondering around and suddenly I get jumped and killed by a cougar. And replace dick with cunt.[/QUOTE]
this.
[QUOTE=1337_n00b;23111666]Thhhat...
Ffffucking...
Doooog...
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But being serious, each and every bandit in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series. I can't stand it when you have to talk with them...
But, being serious, i'd say that[/QUOTE]
Bandits are not an issue. The military in the first parts of Clear Sky are.
First time I had to go to Cordon, I get there in PITCH BLACK FUCKING NIGHT, I can't see shit at all and the only thing I hear is STALKER SPOTTED, KILL HIM TO DEATH! Which they promptly do.
I had to take the alternate fucking route, and I even had to kill a stalker.
I now hate the military with a passion.
Bioshock where you have to get the photos for that artsy fuck.
At the end of that book in Oblivion where a man tells a vampire slayer where vampires are, only to find out that the man was a vampire himself. That made me think "Ooohhh, you dick!"
Wesker and when he [sp]Infect himself with Uruburos[/sp]
Last Stand in MW2
Danger Close RPGs and noob tubes
Roadkill in almost any game
Nukes in MW2
In borderlands when someone is a hunter, and your a soldier, there is a 200 damage assault rifle an he grabs it when he has a 1000 damage sniper rifle.
"griefers". Hilarious on youtube, but in the actual game they are dicks.
When you accidentaly Team Kill someone on your team and they don't stop Teamkilling you. Happened on Grifball on Halo 3 today. At time, I wish you could submit 2 player reviews.
People who go online on your account and make you look like a fucking dick.
