Characters That Were Made For 12-16 Year Old Boys

[Pixelnator]

To be fair, Miranda was intentionally designed to be like she is in the game not because of sweating nerds in their basements but because were you to genetically design a "perfect woman" you would naturally want her to be attractive as well (it's not like it would cost any significant extra seeing as you're already mucking about with the genes). She just uses her artificial looks as a weapon of sorts.

So yes, designed for 12-16 year old boys both in game and outside of it.

Umm... Double points for Miranda?

[Stickmna]

[QUOTE=Pixelnator;20260153]To be fair, Miranda was intentionally designed to be like she is in the game not because of sweating nerds in their basements but because were you to genetically design a "perfect woman" you would naturally want her to be attractive as well (it's not like it would cost any significant extra seeing as you're already mucking about with the genes). She just uses her artificial looks as a weapon of sorts.

So yes, designed for 12-16 year old boys both in game and outside of it.

Umm... Double points for Miranda?[/QUOTE]

Pretty much, although I didn't get the whole 'Dynasty' thing with her father.

[scorpion8754]

[QUOTE=Soren;20258829]i get it. because you're 12[/QUOTE]
Aww, you hurt my feelings

[MortalK0mbat]

[QUOTE=Pixelnator;20260153]To be fair, Miranda was intentionally designed to be like she is in the game not because of sweating nerds in their basements but because were you to genetically design a "perfect woman" you would naturally want her to be attractive as well (it's not like it would cost any significant extra seeing as you're already mucking about with the genes). She just uses her artificial looks as a weapon of sorts.

So yes, designed for 12-16 year old boys both in game and outside of it.

Umm... Double points for Miranda?[/QUOTE]

but she's not fucking attractive

[acds]

[QUOTE=MortalK0mbat;20266002]but she's not fucking attractive[/QUOTE]

Well she's more attractive than Tali or Jack (not that it says much).

[Deadly-Virus]

[I]Thiiiissss...[/I] :argh:

[img]http://flyingfisch.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/ash.jpg[/img]

[TBot_Alpha]

[QUOTE=adadadsd;20233717][img]http://o.aolcdn.com/gd-media/galleries/68/taki-2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Every time I see that image I can't help but think: "Why does she have water balloons taped to her chest?"

:buddy:

[dookster]

Lets not forget 12-16 year old Girls and fat and lonely Mormons! :buddy:

[IMG]http://www.cspaworkshop.org/joomla/images/stories/edward%20cullen.jpg[/IMG]

[Take_Opal]

[QUOTE=Zenpod;20251941][IMG]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/11/500x_custom_1258323267708_modern-warfare-2_ghost.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/R/Resident%20Evil%205/Everything%20Else/BSAA%20Emblem%20Guide/RE_ShevaTribal--article_image.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img.neoseeker.com/ca/borderlands_conceptart_m8RZW.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/thumb/e/ed/Mgs4-eva.jpg/200px-Mgs4-eva.jpg[/IMG]

Need I go on?[/QUOTE]

Big Momma is not made for 12-16 year olds...

[Pardalis]

Lilith. Her outfit is too revealing, and she looks like some emo chick with big shiny blue tatoos and talcum powder covered skin.

[dass]

Soul calibur.

Nuff said. Goddamn Sophitia... Now I know why I lose soo much against her...

[Oratrix]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;20432007]Lilith. Her outfit is too revealing, and she looks like some emo chick with big shiny blue tatoos and talcum powder covered skin.[/QUOTE]
Is there a problem with that? No.

But as for ME2 - That one chick's breasts are all fucked up, one is larger than the other, same with her butt cheeks. God Bioware fucked up on her. :G

[G-Strogg]

Dude, try straining one of your butt cheeks. If it's not ALL fat, you will find that you have one small butt cheek, and one big. Basic science hurr.

[Corporal Yippie]

[QUOTE=ItGoesSplat;20257593][img]http://www.thatvideogameblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/borderlands-mad-moxxi.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/article/105/1055633/borderlands-mad-moxxi-screens-20091215052958047_640w.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

thats the joke

durr

[Puvleek]

[QUOTE=-Chief-;20242996][img]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/300W/f/2010/010/c/e/Mass_Effect_2___Miranda_Lawson_by_Metal_Dragon_Kiryu.jpg[/img]

Obviously.[/QUOTE]
Basically I agree, but only for those who see only tits.
And nothing more.

[Paul-Simon]

Bayonetta.

[neurobuster]

[IMG]http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/111663-89842-chun-li_super.jpg[/IMG]

[FKop_Dragon]

[QUOTE=Klammyxxl;20437642]picture[/QUOTE]

UGHHHH MAN THIGHS YES :flashfap:

[Luleychan]

[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;20228642]That blue bitch in ME2 who always has her tits out.

And the one in ME.[/QUOTE]

You keep Samara out of this.

[Jzzb]

[QUOTE=FKop_Dragon;20439852]UGHHHH MAN THIGHS YES :flashfap:[/QUOTE]leave the thighs of the gods out of this

[Dumba$$]

[QUOTE=Equidistratic;20228542]Bayonetta[/QUOTE]

That entire [i]game[/i] was made for horny 12 year olds, weeboos and asians.

Observe: tits, pretty colours, button mashing gameplay, tits, gun-shoes, tits.

[BlackWolf97]

[QUOTE=Deadly-Virus;20266231][I]Thiiiissss...[/I] :argh:

[img]http://flyingfisch.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/ash.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

He left home when he was ten. Screw Ghost and Master Cheef, Ash is the most bad ass.

[redwinterwol]

I don't mind if their overt sexuality is part of their character like big mama, but if it is just their and doesn't change how characters interact or what they represent, it bothers me.

[BlackWolf97]

[IMG]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/spiderman-cartoon.jpg[/IMG]

[editline]05:46PM[/editline]

[IMG]http://www.vectormagazine.co.uk/cgi-bin/upload/spiderman_3.jpg[/IMG]
omg hes emo, im emo too except i dont really wear black and im not depressed i just get sad when bad things happen im so emo

[Archangel125]

Somehow I don't think Naomi was created for kids. Kids shouldn't even be playing MGS4, and they would most certainly not catch the political undertones to the game.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;20240187]On that note, Tali's romance was a giant fuck you to said demographic.[/QUOTE]

not at all

"OH MY GOD, I'M INNOCENT AND NAIVE, SHOW ME WHAT LOVE IS I DON'T KNOW"

[Soren1]

[QUOTE=BlackWolf97;20440094]

[editline]05:46PM[/editline]

omg hes emo, im emo too except i dont really wear black and im not depressed i just get sad when bad things happen im so emo[/QUOTE]
Emo's don't exist, it was a mythical creature created by lonely internet nerds to think there is something lower then themselfs.

what, it's true.

[editline]02:46AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=archangel125;20440116]Somehow I don't think Naomi was created for kids. Kids shouldn't even be playing MGS4, and they would most certainly not catch the political undertones to the game.[/QUOTE]
this thread is just "anything where you can see cleavge = made for 12 yearolds" no one put thought into it.

[Take_Opal]

[QUOTE=Dumba$$;20439912]That entire [i]game[/i] was made for horny 12 year olds, weeboos and asians.

Observe: tits, pretty colours, button mashing gameplay, tits, gun-shoes, tits.[/QUOTE]

Says someone who has never played it. Demo does not count

[ManningQB18]

90% of women in video games

[Ordnas]

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;20443760]Says someone who has never played it. Demo does not count[/QUOTE]

I saw my cousin playing it.
While it may be a little like a "weaboo magnet" it seems to be a nice game
:golgo: