• Best/Favorite Valve quotes
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"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman...wake up and... smell the ashes." G-Man "The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations" GLaDOS
Terrorists win!
"Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!" "Hey lard fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?" "Yeah, and you live in a campAH van!" I love the scout domination lines.
The zombie on fire screams backward... not really a quote but.. Ep2 - Gman "Prepare for Unseen Consequences" [editline]08:55PM[/editline] Well.. [QUOTE=Ixius;17588530]This speech by the G-Man, due to its context and how absolutely chilling it is when it happens, is amongst my favourite from the games. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wtqfAHFEg8[/media] [i]"Doctor Freeman... I realise this may not be the most convenient time for a... heart to heart..."[/i][/QUOTE]
gabe - 'im not fat, just chubby'
"Hey you're that Flipper, Fritzer, err, that guy that's fighting the combine!" -Old man, Lost Coast
That AR3 argument in ep2 was freaking epic
[quote=Nihilanth]Thieves, you are all thieves[/quote] It's really distorted though.
When my friend died,some guy just said: Oh god,poor sven,the finest mind of his generation,come to an end? We all just fucking lol'd. ------- All F. Grigory quotes are awesome.
"Hey Zoey, here's the chopper pilot in case you wanna shoot him again."
... - Companion Cube.
[QUOTE=DemonDog;17558050]Not exactly from a game, but Valve. [img]http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/905/bigmamabb2.png[/img][/QUOTE] I just red the whole text in scottish accent.
"I heard he has a magical hovercraft." - Gman 2 talking about Gman 1.
I broke your stupid crap, moron. [editline]07:39PM[/editline] Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice
"The right man on the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." -Gman
I like the "It's a party" and "I'm Daaangerous" quotes bots in CS say sometimes.
"You are dead, not big suprise"
[quote] "Whats' the password?" "I'm not even gonna tell you to SHUT UP" "Come on in!" [/quote] [sp]Was that the password? o.0[/sp]
"Free copy paper? Man, I'm really digging this apocalypse!" Zoey- Crash Course
"Hey Zoey... We're passing GAS!" - Francis "Can't wait to see that magical hovercraft." - Gordon Frohman
[QUOTE=Zuimzado;17620479]"Hey Zoey... We're passing GAS!" - Francis[/QUOTE] "[I]Heheheheheh[/I], farting" - Zoey
"I hate vans"
''I love you. [i]Kill for me[/i] -Companion cube
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vptexno3Hc&feature=related[/media] that ^
"NEED A DISPENSAH HERE!" -Scout
"Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!" -Scout
"Louis." - Francis
[QUOTE=Goblix;17642597]"Louis." - Francis[/QUOTE] It's spelt Lewis moron.
That's a er, negative there captain.
"...and nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building!" "What are you, president of his fanclub?" "No.. zhat would be your mother!"
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