• Best/Favorite Valve quotes
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YOU! Tiny baby! Crawl over to point!
"you know the company's bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to get her tested."
" All the Chickenshit Gordon Freemans that are having second thoughts about serving the resistance are beating off to the train station. Better hurry Metrocop!"- Borney, Barney's angry twin.
"It seems that someone has hidden my glasses again" HL1 Scientist
"Nice to finally meet you" - alyx
"Congratulations on complete ting the test chamber. It's now time for your victory incandescence..." "You will be baked. Then there will be cake!" "*SFHSHRGGSS* *lights dim*"
Coach- "Whisperin' Oaks! Man, I used to go there as a kid!" Nick- "Oh great, now we can go there and die as adults."
Sheckley! what? Sheckley! what? Sheckley! WHAT? nevermind... -Griggs
"Hey what happened to my casserole?" -Dr.Magnussen, 8:54 AM. "I HAVE KILLED 19 GOD-DAYUMN EGG-HEADS AND NOT ONE OF THEM FOUGHT B-(grenaded before he could finish)
[QUOTE=meerkat80;17763125]Sheckley! what? Sheckley! what? Sheckley! WHAT? nevermind... -Griggs[/QUOTE] Those two had better show up in Ep 3...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SYGywxIrhg[/media] The whole convo is win
Ha, that's great.
I am serious... Leave!
[b]I AM THE KING OF SP-[/b] oh
[i]Get out of there, Freeman! I'm expecting an important [b][highlight]:siren:MESSAGE:siren:![/highlight][/b][/i]
[QUOTE=loled;17550988]Who the hell is "Valvle"?[/QUOTE] You Mean Valve. I Think It's A Company That Makes Games And Sells Them Through Steam.
[QUOTE=purelyawsome;18293207]You Mean Valve. I Think It's A Company That Makes Games And Sells Them Through Steam.[/QUOTE] Why Are You Typing Like This?
Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbI3zRZ16TI[/media] "The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that. An ordinary man." It's very atmospheric, with Gordon killing soldiers in the background.
Gabe: [b]Episode 3 Confirmation :frogc00l:[/b]
"Who the hell puts an evac center up thirty flights of god damn stairs?" -Coach L4D2 Trailer
" Ill cease peace on Earth if I have to murder every single of these animals with MY BARE HANDS!" -Bill
Bill: No. Negatory. No possible way.
Zoey: hey francis heres the latest issue of 'i hate everything' monthly. Francis: i hate latest issues!
[b]"Ay, do you knoah what "suck da head" means? Caus' I came down heah with Keith once, a' he didn't know. Ah mean, it aint nothin' bad, it's abaht eatin'. It-"[/b] [b]"Ellis, if you don't shut up, I'm going to [i][highlight]break your goddamn knees.[/highlight]"[/b][/i] [b]"Okay."[/b]
[QUOTE=LorencBag;18342934]" Ill [b]cease[/b] peace on Earth if I have to murder every single of these animals with MY BARE HANDS!" -Bill[/QUOTE] What
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17554531][img]http://blackmesasource.com/media/community_projects/cp2_finalist1st_highres.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] You are reading confidential information. You must die now. [img]http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4350/stadium30009.jpg[/img]
"the cake is a lie" -Rat Man
My favorite line ever: "It's probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub it all over your face." and that Ep 2 convo it pretty win, "i wrestled down 10-20 hunters a day with my bear hands." "So you'll be taking down hunters in the field with your bear hands?" "Pff, no, Im a radio operator!"
[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;17551516]"What the hell is that? Hmm... A combine zombie. Thats, thats like a uhh emm, a zombine, right? Heh Zombine, Get it? hehe... Eeeeuu ok..."[/QUOTE] :frog:
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