Zoe: "We haven't even known each other that long."
Francis: "Long enough to know you got a pretty mouth!"
[QUOTE=Luxo;18352190]Francis: "Long enough to know you got a pretty mouth!"[/QUOTE]
Smooth one, Francis.
Pretty much anything Magnusson says, really.
"Sometimes I dream of Cheese."
Shotgun! Groovy.
What? It is groovy.
"You are lose cannon, sandvich, but you are damn good cop!"
This thread is soon going to fill with Ellis quotes, he says such funny shit.
Ellis running over the roller coaster tracks, "Chug chugga chug chugga chug."
"This is bullshit."
-Random citizen, Half-life 2.
[I]"Dassa hoooooooooome raaaaaaawn.[/I]
-Ellis in the baseball bat trailer.
"kill all sons a'bitches, that's my official instructions."
"Ah man! I could've gotten my picture taken with JimmyGibbs Jr's stock car!"
Coach:Hey.....Whisperwind Oaks!Damn i used to love that place as a kid!
Nick:Great,now we can die there as adults.
rate me funny.
"HEHEHEHEHE - Father Grigori
Maybe the chopper is made out of chocolate. - Nick
Breen's monologues are sweet.
but also "Do your worst ... but ... be careful" -Alyx
i was thinking TIME TO FUCK DARK ENERGY UP!
And also
"Sometimes we're just sitting around and we're tired and somebody comes up with a goofy idea like, "Why don't we put a giant testicle on a 20-foot-tall armored spider?"
―Gabe Newell (raising the bar)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoI76A4xgOY[/url] G-man at E3!
hehehe, hahaha HAHAHAMOAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA
Grigori
I found a new better phrase:
Chet: With Left 4 Dead 2, we've got everything that we had before, the hunter, the smoker, the boomer, tank.
If you don't get it, shame on you.
"May I borrow your earpiece?
"THIS IS SCOUT! RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY!""
nick~ Aw man that swamp water is gonna stain my suit
Rochelle ~ You mean that suit that has the zombie brains on it?
nick~ Brains come out swamp water doesn't don't ask me how i know that.
best line in my opinion from the swamp fever campaign
"We're going to have a stalker called "Blake" who screams *uFag!* at you."
[QUOTE=triFeral;17608699]Terrorists win![/QUOTE]
Terrorist : Roger that
[QUOTE=Turkey72;18479414]"We're going to have a stalker called "Blake" who screams *uFag!* at you."[/QUOTE] that's Team GabeN that doesn't count
WHO ATE ALL THE DOUGHNUTS
"What is that? What IS that? oo, that thing has numbers on it!"
Portal
[QUOTE=Nexosz;17554814]EP 3 delayed
- Gabe Newell[/QUOTE]
All my life.... wasted.....
[quote]Lock the damn door![/quote]
- said Louis, the only survivor, when he entered the safe room.
wubububububub
What cat?
"Oh, It seems as if they are going to have to glue you back together in hell.
I'm sorry.
".. Did you just hear a cat just now ..? That damn thing still haunts me.."
- Barney, HL2
"THERE IS NO SUCH COUNTRY AS SCOTLAND! YOU ARE JUST AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!"
"YOU CAN NOT KILL ME! I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO BLEED!"
- Soldier, TF2
"Oh my GOD, I hate Canada SO much!"
"We're in Pensyllvania, Francis.
"So I've been hating Riverside all this time for nothing!"
- Dialogue between Bill and Francis, L4D's Crash Course.
"MOTHER!" (In very manly tone, strangely enough.)
- HECU marine in Half-Life 1
Valve just has a way to make all their characters so perfect.
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