• Best/Favorite Valve quotes
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"Hey Gordon, just lob a few grenades in there. That should clear em out." -Barney
[QUOTE=dagoth_ur;19941261]Wrong, it's: "And if you see Breen, tell him I said FU-*sound of barrier crashing down*"[/QUOTE] But actually in the sound files the crash and the sentence are separate. So Barney ACTUALLY says fuck you.
[B]Enjoy the update... if you dare! [I][Sound of reading the name on a tombstone and oh my god it's YOURS][/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Roger The Alien;19999176]But actually in the sound files the crash and the sentence are separate. So Barney ACTUALLY says fuck you.[/QUOTE] well, the game's subtitles end his line with FU- wait, i'll get a video, we'll see!!
"Our finest poet describes it thus: Gallum galla gilla ma." - A vortigaunt.
Mfghhmmfm - Pyro
[QUOTE=Shibbey;17552903]Do you smell what I smell?[/QUOTE] I need to get some of these blood samples under a microscope! [editline]01:05AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Die_Hard;18443026]"kill all sons a'bitches, that's my official instructions."[/QUOTE] 'FFFFIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAALLLLLL Not official
Overly Dramatic Voice on your Radio: "Get out of there, it's gonna BLOW!" Seriously, Valve could be assholes and pull an Administrator on us with Counter-Strike or something like that - optimizing methods making the terrorists and counter-terrorists have the same goddamn voices and all... .. Fear my boredom and it's insanity.
Ellis : Wububububububububu
"That was [I]amazing[/I] killing spree... [B]BY THE OTHER TEAM![/B]" - Soldier
"Sometimes i dream about cheese"-Rebels in HL2
Let me ax you a question
Sometimes, I dream about cheese :downs: (I'm not late because I like it)
"Sometimes I dream about cheese" [editline]03:19AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Price_;20103656]Sometimes, I dream about cheese :downs: (I'm not late because I like it)[/QUOTE] You beat me
"enemy down" That and zombie mod is the only reason I play CS:S anymore.
"When this is all over I'm gonna... aw, who am i kidding." or "Can we stop and make some cotton candy? Seriously."
Louis:"we made it! I can't believe we-" Bill: "son we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party till we're out of the city..." "Poor Lazlo! The finest mind of his generation, Come to such an end!" GLADOS: "Apeurture science takes this time to remind you that the weighted companion cube will never try to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." GLADOS: "Contact with the floor in this test chamber will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on you official test sheet, followed by death."
..."About that beer I owed ya"
[I]"Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait."[/I]
"We arn't developing shitty party games" -Chet on Project Natal and what they might develop for it
HL 1 Barney (After hitting the use key by him a bunch of times.) "Hey, catch me later i'll buy ya a beer." HL 2 Barney (When you first meet him.) "Now, about that beer I owed ya."
'Woot' - Dog
"Overwatch owns the roof! And that's where we're going." i dont know why but like thats the only line i remember from hl2
tits
[QUOTE=Wii60;20384755]"We arn't developing shitty party games" -Chet on Project Natal and what they might develop for it[/QUOTE] My respect for Valve (which is extremely high) just sky rocketed. [editline]01:48PM[/editline] [QUOTE=dagoth_ur;19916920]"ah, Who is this?? Another soul to save? I'll keep an eye on you, more than that I cannot promise! Bah hahahahaha" "Well done brother, you may make free use of my traps but be careful not to fall into them yourself!!"[/QUOTE] "Aim for the head brother!"
Barney: "If you see Dr. Breen tell him I said FUCK YOU"
Gordon freeman: ...................................
"My god, what are you doing?" ~Dr. M
Did you hear a cat just now?
what cat?
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