Valve Conspiracies: The Portal Radio Update (Megathread Mark II) - Games

Who gives a fuck who makes the thread. It's the same information we're all following right now

[QUOTE=BlackRazor88;20541297]Quick! Somebody noclip around the parking lot and see if theres anything new looking[/QUOTE] Theres a box of beans. You get dragged by a floating box of beans.. pics on the way [edit] [QUOTE=Zenpod;20541670]The Robot that drags you is now named "Steve Beanie" until we get a official name[/QUOTE] WHAT THE FUCK YOU GET DRAGGED BY BEANS [edit] rate me clocks dammit

[QUOTE=thisisnotanaccount;20541623]How can you see audio?[/QUOTE] Well there's a picture of it. Dunno if you can see it, but I sure can. Obviously it has no significance. I just saw what looked like a crudely drawn eye.

I'm amazed Valve put this much effort into.. well whatever this will end up being. I mean I doubt they would do all this shit just to give us something to do. If they did I would be pissed beyond belief! :argh: I'm also amazed that when you put a bunch of gamers into one you can figure out shit [b] fast [/b].. Okay, after we figure this out I want us all to try and figure out the meaning of life, no exceptions!

I should make the new thread before Max does just to piss him off.

We have a pic somewhere..

My Portal just updated again. Is it just a Steam bug? EDIT: wait, no [quote]March 3, 2010 - Portal Update Released Updates to Portal have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. Portal Added valuable asset retrieval[/quote] I'm probably late though.

[QUOTE=Diealready;20541693]Theres a box of beans. You get dragged by a floating box of beans.. pics on the way[/QUOTE] Ninja'd by a page or two.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;20541670]The Robot that drags you is now named "Steve Beanie" until we get a official name[/QUOTE] Yea... its Tim Larkin...

[QUOTE=Diealready;20541693]Theres a box of beans. You get dragged by a floating box of beans.. pics on the way[/QUOTE] There are already pics.

[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/2h55ld1.jpg[/img]

I want him to be named 'Steve Beanie' or 'Beanie Steve' since you're dragged by a box of beans. :3

[QUOTE=jota de;20541711]My Portal just updated again. Is it just a Steam bug?[/QUOTE] You better not be referring to the ending update.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;20541670]The Robot that drags you is now named "Steve Beanie" until we get a official name[/QUOTE] I say Mr. Asia. He sounds asian.

Cool beans.

[QUOTE=BlackRazor88;20541620]Not sure if this is new.. but.. in the portal content gcf.. under sounds/aperture_ai theres a sound called file_deleted does anyone else ever recall hearing this sound..?[/QUOTE] I remember seeing that awhile ago, It's not new

[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/fz2k8y.jpg[/img] Look at it, it's the Jelopy or whatever.

[QUOTE=Conro101;20541745]I say Mr. Asia. He sounds asian.[/QUOTE] Beans Asia? :v:?

How about Irmrbean?

If you want a better quality sound for what he says: [url]http://www.zshare.net/audio/73282162c04dd0a1/[/url]

Asian Beans

[QUOTE=4Chan User;20541751][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/fz2k8y.jpg[/img] Look at it, it's the Jelopy or whatever.[/QUOTE] Isn't "jelopy" like some Mexican pepper? Also, how the hell are you able to even spot that

[QUOTE=4Chan User;20541751][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/fz2k8y.jpg[/img] Look at it, it's the Jelopy or whatever.[/QUOTE] Valve wouldn't go [b]that[/b] far, would they?

[QUOTE=KingKombat;20541773]If you want a better quality sound for what he says: [url]http://www.zshare.net/audio/73282162c04dd0a1/[/url][/QUOTE] I think we know what he says by now.

steve beanie we must support this name

Gues stop looking at the spectrographs nothing is there. Why would valve go from plain obvious imagery (the photos and ASCII art) to blurry spectrograph for the imagination to dissect?

[QUOTE=thisisnotanaccount;20541761]How about Irmrbean?[/QUOTE] Naw, then he will just sit there for months and find hats.

WHY DID YOU GUYS QUOTE THE ENTIRE IMAGE :supaburn:

damn i don't wanna go to bed because stuff will develop while im asleep

Hey, remember that pic of the eye/headlight/cow/thing? Now remember the GLaDOS battle how there's stuff flashing on the screen like the Aperture and Black Mesa logos. One of the things on the screen that flashes is a COW.