Valve Conspiracies: The Portal Radio Update (Megathread Mark II) - Games

[QUOTE=TunnelSnake;20543723]Hahaha holy shit, they were right, Cave Johnson still lives![/QUOTE] Yeah... in a computer..

Feburary 30th WTF

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20543751][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2v8gxme.png[/img] [editline]02:06AM[/editline] stop talking like you know what you're talking about stop[/QUOTE] Oh my...

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20543751] stop talking like you know what you're talking about stop[/QUOTE] Just saying that if you recorded every radio station at once it would sound like garbage, and it should be possible to pull out a single station based on the transmit frequency.

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20543751][i*mg]http://i48.tinypic.com/2v8gxme.png[/img] [editline]02:06AM[/editline] stop talking like you know what you're talking about stop[/QUOTE] Hey that looks like that other ASCII image of the weird "floating platform" kinda things. Maybe some of these are supposed to be spliced together? GOD DAMN SPLOICAHS, sorry I had to

goddammit valve this is why we love you.

[QUOTE=limulus54;20543810]goddammit valve this is why we love you.[/QUOTE] Rated green check.

i bet if the police got fp to do cases, they would be done in a day or less. not years.

[QUOTE=SeneorGoat;20543821]i bet if the police got fp to do cases, they would be done in a day or less. not years.[/QUOTE] Good god you're right.

I don't see gman in that ascii.

Ahem, [IMG]http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww319/BlackRazor88/benaes.jpg[/IMG] [b]BEANS[/b] Pheh.. Fine.. ignore my comment..

Has anyone tried noclipping through every level to find any secret rooms?

[QUOTE=Sic PoS;20543841]I don't see gman in that ascii.[/QUOTE] neither do i :c

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20543621] I'd l#ke t5o inf))))m 34verybody wePPPPPing a blue shi%%$rt today th32232t y*u @##re f)*# TF FFs0&^t ##f gd fghDFRt 665 ^ $%& 4%^^$. ZSFGS D FGsd5 E$ 5^57&w$% &6&778*$ 4^77 r6ty u$65####################3 [/quote] I'd like to inform everybody wearing a blue shirt today that you are... hmmm

[QUOTE=Link_09;20543783]Yeah... in a computer..[/QUOTE] Glados was Cave Johnson cross dressing.

[QUOTE=Asaratha;20543637]Why is the date February 30th[/QUOTE] Why is the date 354BC is the question.

[QUOTE=BlackRazor88;20543842]Ahem, [IMG]http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww319/BlackRazor88/benaes.jpg[/IMG] Bens.[/QUOTE] hi beans

I'm a gold member now? What the fuck?

[QUOTE=thecoolgman;20543867]I'm a gold member now? What the fuck?[/QUOTE] Congrats, you have 2K posts and existed for more than 2 years.

[QUOTE=triFeral;20543880]Congrats, you have 2K posts and existed for more than 2 years.[/QUOTE] Uh, cool?

[QUOTE=poopiecrap;20543658]Enhance that bitch.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk[/media] /offtopic

This stuff is insane. It's so crazy Valve knew people would do this.

[QUOTE=thecoolgman;20543867]I'm a gold member now? What the fuck?[/QUOTE] I lol'd.

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(intentional misspelling... it was a joke.. you would have to be in the Portal Official Chat guys ) [code][BFS] HλLF-HEALTH²-λ²: 0000 [BFS] HλLF-HEALTH²-λ²: I EXPLAIN BENS VmKid: but I am excited to see what GlaDos's backup has in store for the next portal [BFS] HλLF-HEALTH²-λ²: http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww319/BlackRazor88/benaes.jpg [BFS]Darth[ⁿ12]-λ²: :D [BFS] HλLF-HEALTH²-λ²: benaes [BFS] HλLF-HEALTH²-λ²: bens [BFS] HλLF-HEALTH²-λ²: beans [BFS] HλLF-HEALTH²-λ²: snaeb [BFS]Darth[ⁿ12]-λ²: benaes :D VmKid: XD [NL]EL Señor Cubone entered chat. VmKid: Make that can a vital part of a mission [BFS]Darth[ⁿ12]-λ²: :D [BFS] HλLF-HEALTH²-λ²: http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=20543842&postcount=1170 VmKid: "Do not incenarate your Beanaes" (beanes fall into an incinerator)[/code]

[QUOTE=Xelatomis;20543909] stuff[/QUOTE] I seriously don't see that at all.

[QUOTE=allshalldi;20543795]Just saying that if you recorded every radio station at once it would sound like garbage, and it should be possible to pull out a single station based on the transmit frequency.[/QUOTE] You're thinking about this all wrong. The frequency you're referring to is a RADIO FREQUENCY. If you were to record something from the radio to your computer, you would only be able to record one radio frequency (assuming one radio) because audio is the movement of sound through the atmosphere. You aren't recording the radio waves, which we are unable to hear. Thus, there is only the recorded audio on there. You can try and filter out certain things in the audio wave (vibrations - ie; filter out 15-5000hz), but you can't filter in things that were never recorded.

-- WARNING: BIOS INSUFFICIENTLY BASIC ( #572 ) ---- BEGIN RECORD 'C:\08176575.188\05344825.893' (965 BYTES) ---- MEMORANDUMS: Filed under CJohnson: 76550293-G A lot of you have been raising concerns about the so-called "dangers" of what we're all doing here. The beancounters told me to tell you that as of today, testing will no longer be as mandatory or as dangerous. That's not gonna happen, and here's the reason: Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. Plus, in the event of your death, I personally guarantee that, thanks to the form you were required to sign this morning, your family will not suffer the indignities of a prolonged and costly legal battle against Aperture Science. Trust me, I am rich, and it is a burden I would not wish on anyone. To summarize: 6218376213 wjqehkjh -213&&&^%@5*(*@))@)#*&@ +---+++ ---- RECORD ENDS ---- -- WARNING: UNDISCOVERED CORRUPTION IN ERROR CORRECTION ( ABEND 143 ) ---- BEGIN RECORD 'C:\05083881.801\04186850.542' (1751 BYTES) ---- CONFIDENTIAL October 17th, 1976 Re: Human Enrichment & Testing Initiative, Resource Acquisitions 1. "Low Risk" Human Resource Acquisitions a. Hoboes and Tramps Lives spent wandering aimlessly, cowering before authority, and drinking concussive amounts of home-distilled potato alcohol make hoboes the perfect Human Enrichment test subjects. The hobo questions nothing, will follow orders if fed, and, like all hoboes, has a restless, wandering heart. (Note: The wandering heart of the hobo should not be confused with Drifting Heart Syndrome, which several transients contracted during testing.) b. Child Orphans and Foundlings Deep-rooted abandonment issues leave most orphans highly susceptible to shame-based psychology (for a complete list of opportune moments to obliterate the esteem of test subjects, please consult Training Video #89-D, "You'd Perform This Test Better if You Had Parents"). Recent advances in the use of scorn, flattery used in an ironic context and naked contempt as motivational tools have yielded similarly profitable results. c. Psychiatric Patients Past experience shows these fellows are simply not shy at all about carrying on, disrupting tests and defecating just about anywhere that pleases them. Frankly, itís off-putting, and small wonder why Aperture-brand mental institutions are being phased out in favor of more orphanages. d. Seniors Frail, brittle hands make holding science devices difficult. Most were born before the advent of science, and can become confused and disoriented when asked to participate in relatively simple tests (teleportation, invisibility, adjusting esteem levels of orphan children). ---- RECORD ENDS ---- -- ERROR: PRESS ANY KEY ( #637 ) ---- BEGIN RECORD 'C:\02099218.347\03659131.810' (5093 BYTES) ---- Flood55 - Don't know if Anyone put up this part from the BBS. Kinda brings "weird" thoughts about this guy though.

New raw ASCII dump [url]http://cat3illa.com/portal/incoming2.txt[/url]

[QUOTE=thecoolgman;20543768]I think it's Testchamber 7.[/QUOTE] The number is 07 BUT:[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/oo7o7o7o7.png[/img] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/oo7o7o7o7.pn[/IMG]