Valve Conspiracies: The Portal Radio Update (Megathread Mark II)
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Its simple, beans is the answer to everything portal 2 related
quote this so my grand kids can roll over in there graves knowing daddy wasn't retarded
[QUOTE=wari65;20544362]Its simple, beans is the answer to everything portal 2 related
quote this so my grand kids can roll over in there graves knowing daddy wasn't retarded[/QUOTE]
Quoted.
This has probably already been said ninety-nine times, but what if Cave Johnson is Glados?
[QUOTE=gman_freeman;20544325]On hyper terminal, i can't configure what i connect to. Any help?
[IMG]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3021/helpp.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20532851]
:siren: [B]DO NOT DIAL THE BBS NUMBERS. All this will do is slow down the people who are actually able to use it.[/B]
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Read the op for once people. Jeez.
[QUOTE=Exilion06;20544104]We're nerds.[/QUOTE]
that's a candy.
I [i]really[/i] do not think we are candy.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;20544376]This has probably already been said ninety-nine times, but what if Cave Johnson is Glados?[/QUOTE]
Cave Johnson is Glados.
Glados is Beans.
Cave Johnson is Irmrbean.
I already asked this and didn't get an answer, but in the OP, where the colored ASCII pictures are, what program was used to enhance them and color them?
[QUOTE=Exilion06;20544104]We're nerds.[/QUOTE]
as they said in jurassic park
"i'm not a nerd, i prefer to be called a hacker"
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;20544376]This has probably already been said ninety-nine times, but what if Cave Johnson is Glados?[/QUOTE]
Why would a founder of Aperture kill off everyone with a [i]deadly neurotoxin[/i]?
progress bar appears to be at an approximate rate of 1.4 hours to increment, by rough estimates
[QUOTE=thisisnotanaccount;20544334]Connect using Beans.[/QUOTE]
you are a bean
at 35 places remaining in the progress bar, the estimate is 49 hours, assuming I didn't just make a horrible math error
[QUOTE=wari65;20544404]as they said in jurassic park
"i'm not a nerd, i prefer to be called a hacker"[/QUOTE]
As they said in Ace of Cakes
"For every movie quote, you give me a dollar."
hand it over
[QUOTE=wari65;20544362]Its simple, beans is the answer to everything portal 2 related
quote this so my grand kids can roll over in there graves knowing daddy wasn't retarded[/QUOTE]
I have a feeling that because of this,
beans will be portal 2's cake.
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;20544414]Related:
*big image*[/QUOTE]
snip that shit don't stretch the page dude
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20544416]progress bar appears to be at an approximate rate of 1.4 hours to increment, by rough estimates[/QUOTE]
So it's not random now? Thought it was random at some point.
Also, MEANWHILE AT VALVE: BEANS.
unless the BBS progress bar is ValveTime-powered, we'll get our next clues in 49 hours?
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20544422]at 35 places remaining in the progress bar, the estimate is 49 hours, assuming I didn't just make a horrible math error[/QUOTE]
The bandwidth is kept on eaten by nerdy beans who want to see the results by themselves.
[QUOTE=Zielak;20544405]Why would a founder of Aperture kill off everyone with a [i]deadly neurotoxin[/i]?[/QUOTE]
Because he's batshit insane.
[QUOTE=Zenoxio;20544433]So it's not random now? Thought it was random at some point.[/QUOTE]
no, the TEXTUAL ESTIMATION is. You know, the "59 weeks remaining" "time remaining: until the heat death of the universe" "last thursday" etc
Here's some proof about the answer:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hCXo01U-s[/media]
[QUOTE=Zielak;20544405]Why would a founder of Aperture kill off everyone with a [i]deadly neurotoxin[/i]?[/QUOTE]
Well, you saw in the "beyond the grave" thing he was already going crazy.
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20544422]at 35 places remaining in the progress bar, the estimate is 49 hours, assuming I didn't just make a horrible math error[/QUOTE]
That wasn't you who said it though
This isn't going to help at all but I think It is really amazing how far ahead Valve plans their games.
[img]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/chaos-king/portla-1.png?t=1267666809[/img]
look familiar?
whats going on in this thread
[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;20544473]This isn't going to help at all but I think It is really amazing how far ahead Valve plans their games.
[img]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/chaos-king/portla-1.png?t=1267666809[/img]
look familiar?[/QUOTE]
you are SOOOO late
[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;20544473]This isn't going to help at all but I think It is really amazing how far ahead Valve plans their games.
[IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/chaos-king/portla-1.png?t=1267666809[/IMG]
look familiar?[/QUOTE]
Oh shit
[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;20544473]This isn't going to help at all but I think It is really amazing how far ahead Valve plans their games.
[img]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/chaos-king/portla-1.png?t=1267666809[/img]
look familiar?[/QUOTE]
oh fuuuuuuuuuckkkkk
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