Valve Conspiracies: The Portal Radio Update (Megathread Mark II)
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[QUOTE]please consult Training Video #89-D, "You'd
Perform This Test Better if You Had Parents"). Recent advances in the use of
scorn, flattery used in an ironic context and naked contempt as motivational
tools have yielded similarly profitable results.
c. Psychiatric Patients
Past experience shows these fellows are simply not shy at all about carrying
on, disrupting tests and defecating just about anywhere that pleases them.
Frankly, itís off-putting, and small wonder why Aperture-brand mental
institutions are being phased out in favor of more orphanages.
d. Seniors
Frail, brittle hands make holding science devices difficult. Most were born
before the advent of science, and can become confused and disoriented when
asked to participate in relatively simple tests (teleportation, invisibility,
adjusting esteem levels of orphan children).
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Interesting....
[QUOTE=Spleet;20544892][IMG]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5259/1hrr0h.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
thanks for the info
[QUOTE=chilla0;20544904]Interesting....[/QUOTE]
Again.
Welcome to Lateland.
[QUOTE=chilla0;20544904]Interesting....[/QUOTE]
late
FUCKING NINJAS
Whoops, my bad lol
[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/1znyiqa.jpg[/img]
Too lazy to open quote. I nearly fucking died when I saw that. Could that be what escorted chell out?
KEEP IN MIND I JUMPED FROM PAGE 5 TO 31
woah, almost 2000 people reading this...
HI MOM
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;20544935][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/1znyiqa.jpg[/img]
Too lazy to open quote. I nearly fucking died when I saw that. Could that be what escorted chell out?
KEEP IN MIND I JUMPED FROM PAGE 5 TO 31[/QUOTE]
You're late and we'll still call it out despite your large page jump.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;20544935][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/1znyiqa.jpg[/img]
Too lazy to open quote. I nearly fucking died when I saw that. Could that be what escorted chell out?
KEEP IN MIND I JUMPED FROM PAGE 5 TO 31[/QUOTE]
Here's a big fat word for you:
[highlight]MAYBE[/highlight]
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/292pqnt.png[/IMG]
From steam forums. Makes sense, huh?
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;20544935][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/1znyiqa.jpg[/img]
Too lazy to open quote. I nearly fucking died when I saw that. Could that be what escorted chell out?
KEEP IN MIND I JUMPED FROM PAGE 5 TO 31[/QUOTE]
wat if you jump from 5 to 31 you miss every thing go back
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;20544935]
Too lazy to open quote. I nearly fucking died when I saw that. Could that be what escorted chell out?
KEEP IN MIND I JUMPED FROM PAGE 5 TO 31[/QUOTE]
Somebody didn't read above them. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Spidermn;20544957]*img that i can't see*
From steam forums. Makes sense, huh?[/QUOTE]
What am I looking at exactly?
[QUOTE]Here's a big fat word for you:
[highlight]MAYBE[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Meant for above picture.
[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/1znyiqa.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
This could also very well be that robotic type figure that drags you away.
Is it just me or does this ASCII image and the following chambers look similar?
[IMG]http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp176/LordPelf/eeeeeeeeeee.png[/IMG]
[img]http://www.dcemu.dreamhosters.com/pics/d/628-2/portal-2.jpg[/img]
Someone has too much HP
Mostly every post on this page is late.
[QUOTE=raven119;20544980][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/1znyiqa.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
This could also very well be that robotic type figure that drags you away.[/QUOTE]
could you be more late
[editline]06:06PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nixux86;20544983][img]http://www.1337upload.net/files/whatthef.png[/img][/QUOTE]
What the bloody hell.
[QUOTE=thisisnotanaccount;20545004]This could also very well be that robotic type figure that drags you away.
could you be more late[/QUOTE]
he could have said that there are now radios in every level.
[QUOTE=Nixux86;20544983][img]http://www.1337upload.net/files/whatthef.png[/img][/QUOTE]
and this is supposed to be...?
[QUOTE=Copperbotte;20545033]could you be more late[/QUOTE]
he could have said that there are now radios in every level.[/QUOTE]
alright we get it he's late...
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;20545042]and this is supposed to be...?[/QUOTE]
I don't know. That just appeared after I beated Portal.
[QUOTE=Nixux86;20544983][img]http://www.1337upload.net/files/whatthef.png[/img][/QUOTE]
That looks like the timer for the "Complete a testchamber in a set amount of time" additional challenges.
Probably just a bug.
[QUOTE=Pelf;20544996]Is it just me or does this ASCII image and the following chambers look similar?
Big IMAGES
[/QUOTE]
Eh.....Kinda?
[editline]09:09PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;20545055]That looks like the timer for the "Complete a testchamber in a set amount of time" additional challenges.
Probably just a bug.[/QUOTE]
Or IS IT? :derp:
[quote=raven119;20544980][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/1znyiqa.jpg[/img]
this could also very well be that robotic type figure that drags you away.[/quote]
[b]late!!!![/b]
In the Steam group chat, we've come to a final conclusion that the robot is [B]not[/B] Cave Johnson. Probably doesn't help, but doesn't hurt either.
[QUOTE=Nixux86;20545052]I don't know. That just appeared after I beated Portal.[/QUOTE]
But... what's with the random red phone? Could you show us the full pic.
[QUOTE=thisisnotanaccount;20544458]Here's some proof about the answer:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hCXo01U-s[/media][/QUOTE]
Bringing this back again.
Rate me late, because it's four or so pages late.
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