Valve Conspiracies: The Portal Radio Update (Megathread Mark II)

[Uber_Tofu]

[QUOTE=jesse194;20546622]jesus, not even a Day old and this thread has more posts than a post office.[/QUOTE]

Zing!

[Alakazoo]

Wow you guys, you need to pay attention. It's been pointed out a few times that the words in the static files have been found out, and NO ONE pays any attention?

[TBleader]

Damn over 1000 reply's in 30 minutes.

[Pie108]

[QUOTE=allyhaxorz;20546876]Wow you guys, you need to pay attention. It's been pointed out a few times that the words in the static files have been found out, and NO ONE pays any attention?[/QUOTE]

They're constantly mistaken. It's near impossible to have a group consensus.

[JLea]

[QUOTE=allyhaxorz;20546876]Wow you guys, you need to pay attention. It's been pointed out a few times that the words in the static files have been found out, and NO ONE pays any attention?[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=Rigged237;20546682]It would own if Adrian came back. It would make sense for Gman to unfreeze him since Gordon has gone rogue.[/QUOTE]

oh god that'd be so awesome

[Fox682]

[QUOTE=allyhaxorz;20546876]Wow you guys, you need to pay attention. It's been pointed out a few times that the words in the static files have been found out, and NO ONE pays any attention?[/QUOTE]

THIS IS TRUE...

Seriously guys, check it out xD I posted it already but I'm not going to keep posting it... so read back a few pages!

[fullmetalninja]

New Ending = Amazing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXAq34TrVXM][/media]

[JLea]

Ok.

At the end of EP3, Chell gets killed and you have to use the portal gun to escape. Using the new portal gun, you fire a time portal which teleports you....

[sp]into Blackmesa at the start of HL1. Except, you're on the platform looking at yourself[/sp][sp]Gordon[/sp][sp]is[/sp][sp]GMAN![/sp]

[menneb]

[QUOTE=JLea;20547084]Ok.

At the end of EP3, Chell gets killed and you have to use the portal gun to escape. Using the new portal gun, you fire a time portal which teleports you....

[sp]into Blackmesa at the start of HL1. Except, you're on the platform looking at yourself[/sp][sp]Gordon[/sp][sp]is[/sp][sp]GMAN![/sp][/QUOTE]

And you get to ride a dinosaur. Hence why the filenames have the dinosaur prefix :ninja:

[tymax1234]

[QUOTE=Raxas;20540822]Anyone care to summarize what we've learned so far?[/QUOTE]

I have created a video and flash app that shows the time line of what's happened since the surprise update on the 1st, below are the links to both the video and flash app. Enjoy, I hope that this helps out some of you guys just finding out about the puzzle catch up with the action.

Video: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPa0GJVERJY[/URL]

Flash time line: [URL]http://www.timetoast.com/timelines/42310[/URL]

Remember, if anything at all is missing form the time line simply post on the forums and I'll take a look into it and most likely add it right away...

[rundevil]

[QUOTE=JLea;20547084]Ok.

At the end of EP3, Chell gets killed and you have to use the portal gun to escape. Using the new portal gun, you fire a time portal which teleports you....

[sp]into Blackmesa at the start of HL1. Except, you're on the platform looking at yourself[/sp][sp]Gordon[/sp][sp]is[/sp][sp]GMAN![/sp][/QUOTE]

OMG...
I didn't see that coming at all (not sarcasm, at all. that'd be cool (= )
[img]http://markmalazarte.com/lollerskates.gif[/img]

[Brawkoli]

[QUOTE=JLea;20547084]Ok.

At the end of EP3, Chell gets killed and you have to use the portal gun to escape. Using the new portal gun, you fire a time portal which teleports you....

[sp]into Blackmesa at the start of HL1. Except, you're on the platform looking at yourself[/sp][sp]Gordon[/sp][sp]is[/sp][sp]GMAN![/sp][/QUOTE]
It would be cool if there was a flashback bit in Episode 3, like what they did in Metal Gear Solid 4. I don't know why there would be one, but it'd be pretty neat.

[Foohy]

[QUOTE=-Headcrab-;20546557]I just made this scarier :O
What do you guys hear?
[url]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VY282W01[/url][/QUOTE]

Reuploaded to dropbox because many people hate megaupload. (like me)

[url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1179448/mp3stream/OHSHIT.wav[/url]

Interesting though...

[FelixDragon]

Here, I put all the images from the converted "dinosaur" sounds and put them layered and each with an opacity of 4.6. I don't think it does much good, but all you can really get from it is the aperture logo on what looks like a combine screen with static. Theres one with a white background, and one with a black background.

White:[IMG]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3925/dinosaurcombinedwhite.png[/IMG]

Black:[IMG]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9936/dinosaurcombinedblack.png[/IMG]

It kinda looks like a face on the right :/

[SuperDAIU]

[QUOTE=Diealready;20547169]Here, I put all the images from the converted "dinosaur" sounds and put them layered and each with an opacity of 4.6. I don't think it does much good, but all you can really get from it is the aperture logo on what looks like a combine screen with static. Theres one with a white background, and one with a black background.

White:

Black:

It kinda looks like a face on the right :/[/QUOTE]

Its that the sniper?

[Markntosh]

[QUOTE=Rigged237;20546682]It would own if Adrian came back. It would make sense for Gman to unfreeze him since Gordon has gone rogue.[/QUOTE]

Gordon hasn't gone rogue, the Vortigaunts just want Gordon for reasons besides the Gman's.

Though I would love to have Adrian back. I liked HL:OF more than I did HL itself.

[thisisnotanacco]

Shepherd's coming back in Episode three.

[Markntosh]

[QUOTE=JLea;20547084]Ok.

At the end of EP3, Chell gets killed and you have to use the portal gun to escape. Using the new portal gun, you fire a time portal which teleports you....

[sp]into Blackmesa at the start of HL1. Except, you're on the platform looking at yourself[/sp][sp]Gordon[/sp][sp]is[/sp][sp]GMAN![/sp][/QUOTE]

Valve has already publicly denied that Gordon is the Gman, although it would make for a good plot in my opinion.

[thecoolgman]

[QUOTE=Markntosh;20547277]Valve has already publicly denied that Gordon is the Gman, although it would make for a [b]god[/b] plot in my opinion.[/QUOTE]

A god plot huh?

[Joshman]

TWO WORDS:
inky purgatorium

[Markntosh]

[QUOTE=thecoolgman;20547293]A god plot huh?[/QUOTE]

Yes, a god plot, since Portal is worshiped by more critics and fans than god himself, yes.

[Pie108]

[QUOTE=Markntosh;20547277]Valve has already publicly denied that Gordon is the Gman, although it would make for a good plot in my opinion.[/QUOTE]

[sp]Reminds me of PoP: WW. Er.. Prince of Persia: Warrior Within.[/sp] Those who played it would know what I'm talking about.

[Dehodson]

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MEMORANDUMS: Filed under CJohnson: 76550293-G
A lot of you have been raising concerns about the so-called "dangers" of what
we're all doing here. The beancounters told me to tell you that as of today,
testing will no longer be as mandatory or as dangerous. That's not gonna
happen, and here's the reason:
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our
science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much.
In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt
on the way out, because you are fired.
Plus, in the event of your death, I personally guarantee that, thanks to the
form you were required to sign this morning, your family will not suffer the
indignities of a prolonged and costly legal battle against Aperture Science.
Trust me, I am rich, and it is a burden I would not wish on anyone.
To summarize: 6218376213 wjqehkjh -213&&&^%@5*(*@))@)#*
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CONFIDENTIAL
October 17th, 1976
Re: Human Enrichment & Testing Initiative, Resource Acquisitions
1. "Low Risk" Human Resource Acquisitions
a. Hoboes and Tramps
Lives spent wandering aimlessly, cowering before authority, and drinking
concussive amounts of home-distilled potato alcohol make hoboes the perfect
Human Enrichment test subjects. The hobo questions nothing, will follow orders
if fed, and, like all hoboes, has a restless, wandering heart. (Note: The
wandering heart of the hobo should not be confused with Drifting Heart
Syndrome, which several transients contracted during testing.)
b. Child Orphans and Foundlings
Deep-rooted abandonment issues leave most orphans highly susceptible to
shame-based psychology (for a complete list of opportune moments to obliterate
the esteem of test subjects, please consult Training Video #89-D, "You'd
Perform This Test Better if You Had Parents"). Recent advances in the use of
scorn, flattery used in an ironic context and naked contempt as motivational
tools have yielded similarly profitable results.
c. Psychiatric Patients
Past experience shows these fellows are simply not shy at all about carrying
on, disrupting tests and defecating just about anywhere that pleases them.
Frankly, itís off-putting, and small wonder why Aperture-brand mental
institutions are being phased out in favor of more orphanages.
d. Seniors
Frail, brittle hands make holding science devices difficult. Most were born
before the advent of science, and can become confused and disoriented when
asked to participate in relatively simple tests (teleportation, invisibility,
adjusting esteem levels of orphan children).
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Flood55 - Don't know if Anyone put up this part from the BBS. Kinda brings "weird" thoughts about this guy though.[/QUOTE]

There is what looks like a phone number in there. Someone call it.

[AIrdoo]

OR Connect to it

[PyromanDan]

[QUOTE=Dehodson;20547429]There is what looks like a phone number in there. Someone call it.[/QUOTE]

Thats what they said the first time.

[NeoDement]

Calling phone numbers is silly

[Oxiv]

ur silly

[sekuza009]

[QUOTE=Diealready;20547169]Here, I put all the images from the converted "dinosaur" sounds and put them layered and each with an opacity of 4.6. I don't think it does much good, but all you can really get from it is the aperture logo on what looks like a combine screen with static. Theres one with a white background, and one with a black background.

White:[IMG]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3925/dinosaurcombinedwhite.png[/IMG]

Black:[IMG]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9936/dinosaurcombinedblack.png[/IMG]

It kinda looks like a face on the right :/[/QUOTE]

It kinda looks like Dog

[elitestrider]

I always thought that cave johnsen is going to turn out to be a combine advisor.

[rundevil]

[QUOTE=Diealready;20547169]Here, I put all the images from the converted "dinosaur" sounds and put them layered and each with an opacity of 4.6. I don't think it does much good, but all you can really get from it is the aperture logo on what looks like a combine screen with static. Theres one with a white background, and one with a black background.

White:[IMG]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3925/dinosaurcombinedwhite.png[/IMG]

Black:[IMG]http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9936/dinosaurcombinedblack.png[/IMG]

It kinda looks like a face on the right :/[/QUOTE]

it looks like aviators in front of a brick wall.