#PotatoFoolsDay v3 - Science rhymes with Compliance. Do you know what doesn't? Potatoes - Games

Finally got that gold medal in Audiosurf.

Exactly what I've been saying the whole time. This whole ARG is stupid all to unlock Portal 2 a day early? Common valve I expected better from you. At least the previous portal ARG gave us a hint towards portal 2, this one gave us.... concept art. Thanks Valve.

wahhhh valve didn't give me something that i expected them to give me wahhh

[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;29215656]Really, what the fuck! Thanks for the temptation of early release Valve. I know and understand that we're supposed to "earn" it, but when the goal is so fucking hard to reach, it's not fun for anybody.[/QUOTE] It's our fault, not valve's. If everyone actually played the games (and I mean everyone) then we could have had it out by now, but not enough people can be bothered to spend a few quid.

How do you guys know Valve won't give us something more than unlocking it one day early? Perhaps they just "missed" mentioning it?

[QUOTE=GhostSonic;29215679]It'd play like this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaezAuXCcwE&feature=related[/media] Except with shittier graphics. And with significantly less fancy gameplay elements too.[/QUOTE] Supposedly Nintendo's coming out with a new Wii with actual graphics this time.

[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;29215656]I want to cry right now. [img_thumb]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6671/unled2vj.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/5738/unled3k.jpg[/img_thumb] Really, what the fuck! Thanks for the temptation of early release Valve. I know and understand that we're supposed to "earn" it, but when the goal is so fucking hard to reach, it's not fun for anybody.[/QUOTE] It's because you live in the US and US people do most of this stuff. [editline]16th April 2011[/editline] but I still agree with ye.

[B]Valve employee:[/B] Gabe! Portal 2 got leaked in consoles and they are spoiling it everywhere! The game for pc is ready, should we launch it? [b]Gabe: [/b] [IMG]http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2010/09/Gabe-Newell-6.jpg[/IMG]

What if we all sent angry e-mails, then? :v:

[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;29215656] Really, what the fuck! Thanks for the temptation of early release Valve. I know and understand that we're supposed to "earn" it, but when the goal is so fucking hard to reach, it's not fun for anybody.[/QUOTE] Atleast you can see how much hard work the community has put into 123 Kick it.

[QUOTE=scotland1;29215768]It's our fault, not valve's. If everyone actually played the games (and I mean everyone) then we could have had it out by now, but not enough people can be bothered to spend a few quid.[/QUOTE] You realize not everyone plays games 24/7? And all those bars are based on total sales? Jesus man, only a small percentage of people even participated in the ARG, let alone bought patato games, ordered portal 2, etc. And not everyone has lots of money like you and can't even afford to eat throughout the week. They aren't going to blow 40 bucks on a pack or even 5 bucks on one of the games. Screw off.

What we need is everyone with those games already to get the potatoes at least.

Valve didn't really think this one through did they?

What if we stop bitching and start playing.

[QUOTE=gta-man12345;29215792][B]Valve employee:[/B] Gabe! Portal 2 got leaked in consoles and they are spoiling it everywhere! The game for pc is ready, should we launch it? [b]Gabe: [/b] [img_thumb]http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2010/09/Gabe-Newell-6.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Yeah, no other company has done an early release because of console leaks.

[QUOTE=jibjibman;29215808]You realize not everyone plays games 24/7? And all those bars are based on total sales? Jesus man, only a small percentage of people even participated in the ARG, let alone bought patato games, ordered portal 2, etc. And not everyone has lots of money like you and can't even afford to eat throughout the week. They aren't going to blow 40 bucks on a pack or even 5 bucks on one of the games. Screw off.[/QUOTE] You can't afford to eat, yet you have a computer.

[QUOTE=scotland1;29215768]It's our fault, not valve's. If everyone actually played the games (and I mean everyone) then we could have had it out by now, but not enough people can be bothered to spend a few quid.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah. Shame on us. We've should've given them more money. We're entitled and don't deserve Portal 2. HERP. DERP.

[QUOTE=NoobSauce;29215846]What if we stop bitching and start playing.[/QUOTE] Multi-tasking son.

...you know we're already getting it 16 hours before scheduled release, and that will only increase [editline]16th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=SWATpotato;29215859]Oh yeah. Shame on us. We've should've given them more money. We're entitled and don't deserve Portal 2. HERP. DERP.[/QUOTE] you're a fucking idiot too. nobody here is entitled to get portal 2 earlier than its scheduled release yet you lot are whining because you are able to get it released ahead of schedule

[QUOTE=gta-man12345;29215792][B]Valve employee:[/B] Gabe! Portal 2 got leaked in consoles and they are spoiling it everywhere! The game for pc is ready, should we launch it? [b]Gabe: [/b] [img_thumb]http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2010/09/Gabe-Newell-6.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I just realized how cool Gabe's glasses are

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;29215865]...you know we're already getting it 16 hours before scheduled release, and that will only increase[/QUOTE] 16 hours. Woop.

[QUOTE=gta-man12345;29215792][B]Valve employee:[/B] Gabe! Portal 2 got leaked in consoles and they are spoiling it everywhere! The game for pc is ready, should we launch it?[/QUOTE] Because every fucking game developer releases their game early when an employee from GameStop grabs a copy and puts it out on to the internet.

[QUOTE=jibjibman;29215808]And not everyone has lots of money like you and can't even afford to eat throughout the week. They aren't going to blow 40 bucks on a pack or even 5 bucks on one of the games. Screw off.[/QUOTE] Did I say the whole pack? No. Even buying one game for, as I said, a few quid would help.

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;29215865]...you know we're already getting it 16 hours before scheduled release, and that will only increase [editline]16th April 2011[/editline] you're a fucking idiot too. nobody here is entitled to get portal 2 earlier than its scheduled release yet you lot are whining because you are able to get it released ahead of schedule[/QUOTE] I think a lot of people are whining is because they expected something else other than Portal 2 releasing early out of this ARG. Anti-climatic you know?

[QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;29215894]16 hours. Woop.[/QUOTE] like you're entitled to get it ahead of it's scheduled release, right?

So I got the Potato Sack, and uh.. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynPFYLvcxeo[/media] What the fuck? My speakers are making this dumb noise all the time now. Need help.

Perhaps this is how developers should decide when to release games. Whenever a copy from a retailer gets leaked is when we release it officially! It's genius!

And why are everyone bitching about it? If you don't want to participate, don't participate. You don't have to. You're not getting the game later than originally.

[QUOTE=jibjibman;29215915]I think a lot of people are whining is because they expected something else other than Portal 2 releasing early out of this ARG. Anti-climatic you know?[/QUOTE] Actually, Portal 2 being released early is exactly what I expected, as it was for many others.

Super meat boy hasn't budged. Also, it said in the Email that idling doesn't work, steam records your keyboard movements.