#PotatoFoolsDay v3 - Science rhymes with Compliance. Do you know what doesn't? Potatoes

[LooperNor]

[QUOTE=sade1212;29224708]Ironic how it's overCLOCKing and you got a bunch of CLOCKS. Geddit?

[editline]16th April 2011[/editline]

[sp]There are puzzles[/sp][/QUOTE]

Funny how you're DUMB and you're getting loads of DUMBS. Geddit?

[Wux]

ok guys, im poor, just going 2 sell 2 crappy games tomorrow in a store, and the money i recieve is for portal 2.

all that potato stuff is to expensive for my wallet, and im sad to dont get all the potatos and special skin for co-op, is this real life, get used to it

[Supacasey]

I'm sure Valve is still controlling this.

Remember TF2's engineer update, "and as soon as all the golden wrenches are found, the update will be released"? And then we found out all the golden wrenches were on timers to make sure the update was released at a set time?

Yeah.

[Dlaor-guy]

I hope that everyone who abuses spoiler tags gets permabanned.

[Njittie]

Wait, which timer means what now?

I see on counting down from 32:05 and one that is now on 64:32.

[Fhux]

Woo, AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAa moved up again, it's at 58.86% now.

[Meatpuppet]

AAA will be finished by tonight

[GhostFM]

[QUOTE=Supacasey;29224757]I'm sure Valve is still controlling this.

Remember TF2's engineer update, "and as soon as all the golden wrenches are found, the update will be released"? And then we found out all the golden wrenches were on timers to make sure the update was released at a set time?

Yeah.[/QUOTE]

I don't think so.

In fact, I don't see how that can be used as an argument at all, that's an entirely different event.

[Fhux]

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;29224791]AAA will be finished by tonight[/QUOTE]
When does tonight end?
Because in thirty minutes it's midnight here.

[sade1212]

[QUOTE=LarparNar;29224733]Funny how you're DUMB and you're getting loads of DUMBS. Geddit?[/QUOTE]

Yeah!

[editline]16th April 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;29224766]I hope that everyone who abuses spoiler tags gets permabanned.[/QUOTE]

*gets to editing posts*

[editline]16th April 2011[/editline]

A dumb already :(

[jlj1]

Reposting this 'cause no one seems to be using it

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Paste that in the URL of the @home page once it's loaded

[LooperNor]

[QUOTE=sade1212;29224824]
A dumb already :([/QUOTE]

Stop worrying about it.

[Takuat]

I know it's been said before but we are rocketing through AAAAAAA! 59% already.

[nikomo]

This thread is doing fucking Iron Man numbers.

[Fhux]

Gamingmasters says that AAAA goes up with only 2% every hour, and that it's 20 hours left until it's completed :saddowns:
That can't be true, can it?

[sade1212]

[QUOTE=Takuat;29224931]I know it's been said before but we are rocketing through AAAAAAA! 59% already.[/QUOTE]
We may get something done by the time I wake up!

[editline]16th April 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=LarparNar;29224926]Stop worrying about it.[/QUOTE]

K.

[Gazzy]

:gonk: I give up on Defence grid, no matter what i do i always get 3 cores taken and it reduces my score just under silver.

[SyntheCypher]

Bring on v4...

[Alyx Zark]

[QUOTE=Supacasey;29224757]I'm sure Valve is still controlling this.

Remember TF2's engineer update, "and as soon as all the golden wrenches are found, the update will be released"? And then we found out all the golden wrenches were on timers to make sure the update was released at a set time?
Yeah.[/QUOTE]
That's kinda what I tried to say. We're not earning 300 potatoes a minute anymore. I'm sorry. Valve is doing that factor.

[Psycho_Shadow]

[QUOTE=jlj1;29224866]Reposting this 'cause no one seems to be using it

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Whoa, according to that we have just 2 hours left at the current rate for AaAaAAA

[Plattack]

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;29224956]:gonk: I give up on Defence grid, no matter what i do i always get 3 cores taken and it reduces my score just under silver.[/QUOTE]

Hit backspace if they get by and you haven't killed them. Upgrade your stuff in the spot they broke by.

[Zeos]

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;29224956]:gonk: I give up on Defence grid, no matter what i do i always get 3 cores taken and it reduces my score just under silver.[/QUOTE]

There is a really awesome tutorial on the wiki. It will work on any difficulty.

[Takuat]

[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;29224985]Whoa, according to that we have just 2 hours left at the current rate for AaAaAAA[/QUOTE]

It wouldn't surprise me at this rate.

[Saxon]

For what ever reason the growth percentage per hour is only 1.3% despite last night it hitting 1.5% last night with less players.

[Exilion]

[QUOTE=Zeos;29224988]There is a really awesome tutorial on the wiki. It will work on any difficulty.[/QUOTE]
There should also be a save file on the wiki for those who really can't do it.

[Gazzy]

[QUOTE=Zeos;29224988]There is a really awesome tutorial on the wiki. It will work on any difficulty.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's the one that got my 6 cores taken.

My own strategy even failed cause some dickish mob got lucky and escaped with 3.

[Meatpuppet]

a wild X appears before the potato counter

[Minilandstan]

Do you think they were supposed to take 5 hours off, not 50 minutes?

[Jojje]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa climbing at a steady 2% rate. it'll be done in about 19 hours apparently :v:

[TysonQ7]

11k more potatoes.

ALSO

I seriously believe refreshing is needed. Do it anyway.
At each hour maybe?