#PotatoFoolsDay v3 - Science rhymes with Compliance. Do you know what doesn't? Potatoes - Games

I finally gifted all my spare games to my friends. Made a lot of people who aren't usually PC gamers happy.

[QUOTE=UltraJake;29181010]No pics to express your love? :flaccid: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.[/QUOTE] If you want boobs I recommend a NSFW thread somewhere in fast threads. Dont worry youll find it.

Just got my golden potato. :buddy:

I'm confused over this whole potato deal, how many potatoes are there per game and is there a complete guide for all of them?

in my pants

[QUOTE=Zorus;29181357]I'm confused over this whole potato deal, how many potatoes are there per game and is there a complete guide for all of them?[/QUOTE] This page should contain all of the information you might need. [url]http://valvearg.com/wiki/Aperture_Science_Login_Screens[/url] Refer to Grimezy15's post for easier reading.

I'm going to bang my head against a wall if it turns out you need potatoes to have Portal 2 released early for you.

[QUOTE=Zorus;29181357]I'm confused over this whole potato deal, how many potatoes are there per game and is there a complete guide for all of them?[/QUOTE] Repost from the last thread. [code] [B]AaAaAA!!! - 2[/B] - Type "Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive.", after pressing the pressure pad button on the menu, and finish the level with 5 stars. - Kiss enough Potato Bins to reach 100% [B]Amnesia - 2[/B] - Create a Profile named "Cashbah" - Complete the "Justine" DLC with 100% [B] Audiosurf - 2[/B] - Beat the song Icy_Murderous_1.mp3, with a gold medal. - Beat the song, "The Device has been Modified", with a gold medal. [B]BIT.TRIP BEAT - 3[/B] - Beat the Boss in "Descent", and enter Mega Mode whilst doing so. - Complete the <TEST> level, there are 2 Audio Files that are randomly chosen at the end, hence the 2 potatoes. [B] Cogs - 3[/B] - Solve the second hidden puzzle, and get all gold trophies. - Complete the "WCC" level with Gold. - Complete the "In the Box" level with Gold. [B]Defense Grid - 6[/B] - Win the Tony Lanche dot game - Login to the twood profile - Similar to above with a few extra commands - Get to round 18 in Mutations - Get 3000 Points in Mutations - Complete CHAS with at least a silver medal [B]1 2 3 KICK IT! - 3 (1 for RAZER Users)[/B] - Surpass 50,000 points on the Searching. Emergence. Discovery.mp3 - Gain 100% on "Alive and Kicking.mp3" - As above except with Razer hardware. [B]Killing Floor - 3[/B] - Purchase the Potato Gun with 70,000 pounds. - Activate the computer in the new "kf_aperture" map - Press E on the manolantern corpse in Bedlam. [B]RUSH - 2[/B] - Place specific tiles on the "Key to Success" map. - Complete the 5th Actual Challenge levels. [B]Super Meat Boy - 2[/B] - Die 11 times on level 4-19 - Search "For Meaning" in the "custom levels" tab [B]The Ball - 2[/B] - 89 Health, 233 Distance, 26:37, 3 Dead Monkeys, 2 Deaths, 13 Monsters Killed, and 5 Secrets found. - Finish the Portal levels, found in Survival mode. [B]Toki Tori - 2[/B] - Reach the bottom ride part of <TEST> bonus level 2. - Beat the Real bonus level 6 [B]The Wonderful End of the World - 2[/B] - Hold [U] whilst entering Arcadia and get an A+ - Hold [P] whilst entering Sugar Candy and get an A+[/code] Check the ARG Wiki for more detail.

-snip- Thanks a lot Grimezy!

The wiki says cheating and saves will not work for the forth Defense Grid potato, Yet i used the save and it worked perfectly.

I'm sticking with one potato. It's my potato of honor

Yay i got 4 now All the KF taters and the Steam group one But im going to buy the Potato sack anyways

[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;29181629]I'm sticking with one potato. It's my potato of honor[/QUOTE] I have two potatoes: The potato of Honor and the potato of Valor

[QUOTE=lol user;29181668]Yay i got 4 now All the KF taters and the Steam group one But im going to buy the Potato sack anyways[/QUOTE] Can i have the extra copy of killing floor if you buy it?

someone tell me how to remove mosnters on amnesia,

[QUOTE=MacD11;29181747]Can i have the extra copy of killing floor if you buy it?[/QUOTE] No i already reserved it to a friend, i dont even know you :v:

I have 3 potatoes; The Potato of Courage, the Potato of Wisdom, and the Potato of Power. Together, they form the Potato-force. Which can only be eaten with the Triumph-forks

How am I supposed to get the KF potato?

[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;29181810]I have 3 potatoes; The Potato of Courage, the Potato of Wisdom, and the Potato of Power. Together, they form the Potato-force. Which can only be eaten with the Triumph-forks[/QUOTE]You sir, are win. Pure win.

[QUOTE=C4rnage;29181756]someone tell me how to remove mosnters on amnesia,[/QUOTE] pussy

[QUOTE=icefox;29181601]The wiki says cheating and saves will not work for the forth Defense Grid potato, Yet i used the save and it worked perfectly.[/QUOTE] I think it meant using a save that has already unlocked the achievement, and gold/silver medal for that level. The save on the ARG is before you get the achievement/medal.

I've my 5 potatoes and that's it. it looks silly when you have 36 potatoes, or any amount that's more than one line :v:

[QUOTE=Grimezy15;29181491] [B]Super Meat Boy - 2[/B] - Die 11 times on level 4-19 [/QUOTE] I did this one and it didn't work for me, dunno why. Nevermind figured it out.

[QUOTE=Baboo00;29182016]I did this one and it didn't work for me, dunno why.[/QUOTE] A login screen should've come up, did you enter the password?

[QUOTE=Mr.face;29181964]pussy[/QUOTE] i am not willing to waste another 15 minutes, because of monster

[QUOTE=C4rnage;29181756]someone tell me how to remove mosnters on amnesia,[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure they added a patch to stop the more wimpy among us from doing that.

[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;29181810]I have 3 potatoes; The Potato of Courage, the Potato of Wisdom, and the Potato of Power. Together, they form the Potato-force. Which can only be eaten with the Triumph-forks[/QUOTE] I swear to protect them with the Master Spud.

I was thinking about doing it and remembered Amnesia scares me shitless

[QUOTE=C4rnage;29181756]someone tell me how to remove mosnters on amnesia,[/QUOTE] If it still works, play it it windowed and once you're at the profile selection screen, go to steamapps\common\amnesia the dark descent\entities\ptest and rename the "enemy_suitor" to something like "enemy_suitorxxx".

Bought Super Meat Boy. Good news: I have a potato. Bad News: It won't launch. :frown: Reboot.