#PotatoFoolsDay v3 - Science rhymes with Compliance. Do you know what doesn't? Potatoes - Games

Oh my fucking god I'm about to snap the suspense is killing me. I go to play something else, 2 minutes in I go back to something Portal 2 related.

Oh god I just woke up and I have no idea what's going on. To the batca- Wiki!

i looked through the last few pages and havent seen this so if its a repost i apologize. anyway some guy names FlamehausPortal has videos of the endings of the single player and coop levers. now i highly doubt they are real but they are quite entertaining, so i'll up this warning MAYBE SPOILER ALERT [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43m4CRHrsgI[/url] edit: saw the date it was posted so im sure this is a repost. sorry

[QUOTE=Leadtorrent;29185940]i looked through the last few pages and havent seen this so if its a repost i apologize. anyway some guy names FlamehausPortal has videos of the endings of the single player and coop levers. now i highly doubt they are real but they are quite entertaining, so i'll up this warning MAYBE SPOILER ALERT [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43m4CRHrsgI[/url] edit: saw the date it was posted so im sure this is a repost. sorry[/QUOTE] And now the spoilers are infecting our thread too...

Nowhere's safe, god [B]damnit[/B] :gonk: I'm disabling image loading in Firefox and I'm not opening any links. Fuck it. Shit's on lockdown.

I can't stay up anymore. Goodnight, everyone.

8 hours on the countdown... Anyone have any idea who Irish and Cynic are? I think GLaDOS wants us to rip off their faces... ([url]http://www.aperturescience.com/a/b/c/d/g/h/abcdgh/[/url])

look i swear i wont spoil anything but the video for the single player one makes no sense whatsoever out of context. its impossible to discern anything from it really. and thats in the unlikely event that it actually is the real ending

I reversed the sentrys' singing from the finale cutscene (like valve would make a cutscene ending) and I think I heard a few things,but thats probably just me grasping at straws. I'm uploading it right now,but I'm probably really late. Edit: There we go. Here's the link. [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?v0b6thd97sjy38s[/url]

Come on me, 8 more hours.. I can do it. [editline]edit[/editline] NO I CANT VALVE GIVE ME PORTAL 2

I bet GlaDOS will take over Steam after the countdown ends.

[QUOTE=revanade;29185997][sp]I reversed the sentrys' singing from the finale cutscene (like valve would make a cutscene ending) and I think I heard a few things,but thats probably just me grasping at straws. I'm uploading it right now,but I'm probably really late. Edit: There we go. Here's the link. [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?v0b6thd97sjy38s[/url][/sp][/QUOTE] Did we not [B]JUST SAY[/B] not to post [B]ANYTHING[/B] from the actual fucking game?

Even if you are sure that they aren't real, I'm not going to watch them. Ignorance is bliss.

How the hell did I just get the 36th potato? No, I'm serious! [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Benvil[/url]

[QUOTE=Supacasey;29186041]Did we not [B]JUST SAY[/B] not to post [B]ANYTHING[/B] from the actual fucking game?[/QUOTE] Well its reversed,and I doubt its actually from the game (valve doesnt do cutscenes). Its just some singing. I don't understand why you have to be so uptight about something that might actually help us get the game faster.

I will wait days, months, even years to get Portal 2, not to spoil it by POSTING THE ENDING!

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/AndrewGJO[/url] Was clicking around on Portal 2, my community page notified me that he's played 1.6 hours of it BUT HOW. He's not messaging me back. :( Also in my community feed: Sephiroth Goku the Stampede achieved Portal 2: Wake Up Call, You Monster, Pit Boss. WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS.

[QUOTE=revanade;29186057]Well its reversed,and I doubt its actually from the game (valve doesnt do cutscenes). Its just some singing. I don't understand why you have to be so uptight about something that might actually help us get the game faster.[/QUOTE] Valve also never used to sell virtual items, they also have never released a game on time.

[QUOTE=Supacasey;29185970]Nowhere's safe, god [B]damnit[/B] :gonk: I'm disabling image loading in Firefox and I'm not opening any links. Fuck it. Shit's on lockdown.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/3006/portal2spoilers.jpg[/img] [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] He probably won't see it, since he disabled image loading :v:

Uhhhhh... when did this change? [IMG]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6115/theisthis.jpg[/IMG] Are we getting potato roll cages?

read this: [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1836458[/url] apparently those videos of the endings are more than they appear to be. this spuf discussion describes some secret videos that are attached to the original videos. also the author does not discuss the ending videos so there are no spoilers concerning them

[QUOTE=revanade;29185997][sp]I reversed the sentrys' singing from the finale cutscene (like valve would make a cutscene ending) and I think I heard a few things,but thats probably just me grasping at straws. I'm uploading it right now,but I'm probably really late. Edit: There we go. Here's the link. [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?v0b6thd97sjy38s[/sp][/url][/QUOTE] [sp]I keep fucking hearing "Oh yeah, Portal" what the fuck I need to sleep "GO RUN PORTAL" "SHE SHALL DO THE SPICE" "I HAVE A FLUTE" "BYE NOW HURRY, PORTAL, HURRY, PORTAL PORTAL"[/sp] Okay im crazy

did anyone else's Portal 2 update?

Snape kills GLaDOS on page 596.

I wish i could...or maybe i can...Brb, i have an idea.

I sort of understand not wanting to spoil the game, but you guys are reaching a new level of paranoid. Have you not even thought about the possibility that the videos are part of the ARG? They now link to 'the time is near' and 'well above my expectations' cryptic GLaDOS like videos. Also you can spot a potato in the Single Player "ending." As well as GLaDOS is now posting on the Flamehaus forum and it's obviously not a random user, it's a special account with only a username. She supposedly PM'd a few of their members an odd message and posted 3 distorted images in this thread: [url]http://i.imgur.com/zkfNu.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/AWz96.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/EWCul.jpg[/url]

Well I think it's time to shut down my forum access until I play Portal 2. Revanade and Artyom cannot take a hint and on the off chance some douche bag does not use spoiler tags imma stay away so that I do not have to choke a bitch.

[QUOTE=Soapeh;29186112]I sort of understand not wanting to spoil the game, but you guys are reaching a new level of paranoid. Have you not even thought about the possibility that the videos are part of the ARG? They now link to 'the time is near' and 'well above my expectations' cryptic GLaDOS like videos. Also you can spot a potato in the Single Player "ending." As well as GLaDOS is now posting on the Flamehaus forum and it's obviously not a random user, it's a special account with only a username. She supposedly PM'd a few of their members an odd message and posted 3 distorted images in this thread: [url]http://i.imgur.com/zkfNu.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/AWz96.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/EWCul.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] At first glance, the third one looks sort of like a boat to me. Oh well, we'll see after editing. :eng101:

[QUOTE=Soapeh;29186112]I sort of understand not wanting to spoil the game, but you guys are reaching a new level of paranoid. Have you not even thought about the possibility that the videos are part of the ARG? They now link to 'the time is near' and 'well above my expectations' cryptic GLaDOS like videos. Also you can spot a potato in the Single Player "ending." As well as GLaDOS is now posting on the Flamehaus forum and it's obviously not a random user, it's a special account with only a username. She supposedly PM'd a few of their members an odd message and posted 3 distorted images in this thread: [url]http://i.imgur.com/zkfNu.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/AWz96.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/EWCul.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] Yeah, not like I can totally assign custom user groups on a forum I run or anything... oh wait I can!

[QUOTE=The Baconator;29186102]did anyone else's Portal 2 update?[/QUOTE] No just you, you're the chosen one.