#PotatoFoolsDay v3 - Science rhymes with Compliance. Do you know what doesn't? Potatoes

[Mercantoria]

[QUOTE=Tigster;29204760]I kept falling just short, until I tried it on elite. requires more points, but at the same time, you get a shit ton more companion cubes. go for orange, I think that color has the higher point value.[/QUOTE]

Iron mode doesn't make a point difference?

[Yukinari]

[QUOTE=Artyom;29204805]Saw it. It spoils the skin you get from the potato pack.
It's exactly what you think.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone just link to it? Id like to see it.

[ana-r3x3a]

[QUOTE=onox37;29204802]Is anyone feeling kind enough to buy me AaaaAAAaaaAAAaa or whatever it's called. I can do a banner for you or some kind of art work.[/QUOTE]
Do not buy the game yet. Wait till this is over. The progress bar goes up exponentially when you buy a new game.

[Zombii]

[QUOTE=oO0Virus0Oo;29204612]Not users, 4292 hours(of total gameplay). Might be less, haven't updated the page in 10 minutes.

[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/e42dc7f7b8e69f66d69ccb60b5a2955a.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Can you link to that script?

[ana-r3x3a]

[QUOTE=Yukinari;29204834]Can anyone just link to it? Id like to see it.[/QUOTE]
It's just a potato. Go to PCgamer.com

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=Zombii;29204855]Can you link to that script?[/QUOTE]

Copy and paste this in the address bar

javascript:(function(){var el=document.createElement('div'),b=document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0];otherlib=false,msg='';el.style.position='fixed';el.style.height='32px';el.style.width='220px';el.style.marginLeft='-110px';el.style.top='0';el.style.left='50%';el.style.padding='5px 10px';el.style.zIndex=1001;el.style.fontSize='12px';el.style.color='#222';el.style.backgroundColor='#f99';if(typeof jQuery!='undefined'){msg='This page already using jQuery v'+jQuery.fn.jquery;return showMsg();}function getScript(url,success){var script=document.createElement('script');script.src=url;var head=document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0],done=false;script.onload=script.onreadystatechange=function(){if(!done&&(!this.readyState||this.readyState=='loaded'||this.readyState=='complete')){done=true;success();script.onload=script.onreadystatechange=null;head.removeChild(script);}};head.appendChild(script);}getScript('http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.3/jquery.min.js',function(){msg='This page is now jQuerified with v'+jQuery.fn.jquery;(function(){var space=' ';var current_pourcent=parseInt($('#overall_progress_bar').css('width').replace('px',''))*100/494;$('#overall_progress_ctn').append('<h2 style="display:block;position:relative;top:-50px;left:80px;color:gray;">Progress:'+space+current_pourcent.toFixed(3)+'%</h2><br/><br/>');var now=(Math.round(new Date().getTime()/1000));var old_time=g_endTimeLocal;g_endTimeLocal=Math.round((Math.round(new Date().getTime()/1000))+(3600*(100/current_pourcent)*(((now+338400)-g_endTimeLocal)/3600)));$('#console').append('09:01'+space+'-'+space+'Currently saving:'+space+((old_time-g_endTimeLocal)/3600).toFixed(3)+space+'Hours<br/>');var newDate=new Date();newDate.setTime(g_endTimeLocal*1000);var dateString=newDate.toUTCString();$('#console').append(newDate.toLocaleString()+space+'(Your timezone)'+space+'-'+space+'Portal 2 released<br/>');$('.game_row').each(function(){var playing=parseInt($(this).find('.game_cpus').text().replace(',','').replace(space+'CURRENT CPUS',''));var hours_elapsed=(((now+338400)-old_time)/3600).toFixed(3);var spent=playing*hours_elapsed;var owners=Math.round(459/parseInt($(this).find('.game_progress').css('width').replace('px',''))*playing);var total=Math.round(spent*(459/parseInt($(this).find('.game_progress').css('width').replace('px',''))));oldtext='<br/>'+$(this).find('.game_cpus').text().replace(space+'CURRENT CPUS','');oldtext+=space+'('+spent.toFixed(2)+space+'CPU HOURS/'+total+space+'estimated hours required'+')'+space+'('+Math.round(playing*100/owners)+'%)';$(this).find('.game_cpus').html(oldtext);});})();return showMsg();});function showMsg(){el.innerHTML=msg;b.appendChild(el);window.setTimeout(function(){if(typeof jQuery=='undefined'){b.removeChild(el);}else{jQuery(el).fadeOut('slow',function(){jQuery(this).remove();});if(otherlib){$jq=jQuery.noConflict();}}},2500);}})();

[Artyom]

[QUOTE=Yukinari;29204834]Can anyone just link to it? Id like to see it.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2011/04/Portal-2-Thumbnail-Orange-590x232.jpg[/media]

[bionic0n3]

[QUOTE=Artyom;29204805]Saw it. It spoils the skin you get from the potato pack.
It's exactly what you think.[/QUOTE]

That is not the image I am refering to If you really want to know ill say it in sp tags.

[sp] There is an image of a portal gun with a potato attachment, Based on how potatoes worked for the ARG I can only guess what how it relates to the game.[/sp]

Or is the skin just what is in that image?

[ana-r3x3a]

[QUOTE=Artyom;29204875][U]-snip-[/U][/QUOTE]
please put spoiler somewhere in there.

[UltraJake]

'Tis not much of a spoiler.

[Tabarnaco]

Aw shiet, golden potato.
Would have done all that shit earlier if it weren't for French, Business, Mathematics, etc.

[Mercantoria]

[QUOTE=Artyom;29204875][media]http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2011/04/Portal-2-Thumbnail-Orange-590x232.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]

I still want to know how the hell they render paint. Is it a particle?

[Artyom]

[QUOTE=bionic0n3;29204892]That is not the image I am refering to If you really want to know ill say it in sp tags.

[sp] There is an image of a portal gun with a potato attachment, Based on how potatoes worked for the ARG I can only guess what how it relates to the game.[/sp]

Or is the skin just what is in that image?[/QUOTE]

That potato doesn't look attached to the gun.

[Uber_Tofu]

[QUOTE=Crimor;29204481]Anyone got that autohotkey thing for cogs? can't seem to find it again.[/QUOTE]

I would like to know the same

[Tuskin]

[QUOTE=Artyom;29204875][media]http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2011/04/Portal-2-Thumbnail-Orange-590x232.jpg[/media][/QUOTE]

I seen some leaked gameplay, that isn't what you think it is, and yes that Potato is attached to the portal gun

[TopHatLayton]

My friend asked me to help him potato hunt. Told him I don't want the game released too early because I'm buying the PS3 version and the less time released early the better it is for me spoiler wise.

He then bought me the PC version of Portal 2 so I would start caring and help with the early release.

[Artyom]

[QUOTE=ana-r3x3a;29204908]please put spoiler somewhere in there.[/QUOTE]

Your fault, you clicked it.

[editline]edit[/editline]

You rate me disagree.

You know it's true though. I media tagged it.

[Elecpatt]

One hour and half until we find out what happens when The Wonderful End of The World bar reaches 100%.

[Murdoco]

[QUOTE=oO0Virus0Oo;29204957]One hour and half until we find out what happens when The Wonderful End of The World bar reaches 100%.[/QUOTE]

Sweet

[Barrowsx]

[QUOTE=TraderRager;29204935]I still want to know how the hell they render paint. Is it a particle?[/QUOTE]

Looks like it's loosely based off of npc_blob. It's probably something entirely new. Then again, I don't really know that much about stuff like that.

[Plattack]

'Twas hoping the potato skins would be a tater tot and a french fry.

[UltraJake]

[QUOTE=TopHatLayton;29204950]My friend asked me to help him potato hunt. Told him I don't want the game released too early because I'm buying the PS3 version and the less time released early the better it is for me spoiler wise.

He then bought me the PC version of Portal 2 so I would start caring and help with the early release.[/QUOTE]

Tell him to buy me the Pc version. >_<

[Fhux]

[QUOTE=TopHatLayton;29204950]My friend asked me to help him potato hunt. Told him I don't want the game released too early because I'm buying the PS3 version and the less time released early the better it is for me spoiler wise.

He then bought me the PC version of Portal 2 so I would start caring and help with the early release.[/QUOTE]
Woa.

[Odie147]

staying up till TWEOTW reaches 100%, if nothing major happens, going to sleep, leaving comp on idling Audiosurf. getting late now... what's everyone else doing?

[Fhux]

[QUOTE=oO0Virus0Oo;29204957]One hour and half until we find out what happens when The Wonderful End of The World bar reaches 100%.[/QUOTE]
One hour and a half? I can't stay awake that long! :crying:

[Afromana]

[QUOTE=oO0Virus0Oo;29204957]One hour and half until we find out what happens when The Wonderful End of The World bar reaches 100%.[/QUOTE]

I'm sitting here at 4 AM playing TWEOTW just because of this.

Something better happen.

[Fhux]

[url]www.dev-zilla.net[/url] just went to 0% :ohdear:
And why are everyone breaking my auto-merges?

[ana-r3x3a]

[QUOTE=Artyom;29204953]Your fault, you clicked it.[/QUOTE]
Your fault for being a complete faggot about it.

[Overv]

[QUOTE=Fhux;29204997]One hour and a half? I can't stay awake that long! :crying:[/QUOTE]

Nothing's going to happen.

[CWalkthroughs]

Now we know that there will be a potato powering the Portal Gun as a special skin?

Schweet!