Portal update. Wait, what

[pondefloor]

[QUOTE=solid_jake;20503824]#
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par[7] = "on twenty year old equipment, somehow they can afford to build";
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par[8] = "an \'Enrichment Center\'. Check out this security feed.";
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you're late by around 2 years.

[Kirbunny]

17 as in City 17 maybe?

[Exilion]

Did anyone elses game just update again? Because mine did.

[xpod1]

also Radio at 4000 K what

[Grea$eMonkey]

[QUOTE=ace_of_spades;20503853]It definitely is not the original one however - I don't remember the xmas theme[/QUOTE]

I do. It's been there for quite some time.

[compwhiziitothe]

It's...

It's...

a mod riddle.

[Mexican]

[QUOTE=grea$emonkey;20503822]Someone solved that a while back. My point was, why "17"? Does that number have any significance?[/QUOTE]

I dunno, but that's been there since the year the orange box came out

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=awinnarisme;20503816]There are actually three radios in chamber 18.

I've got 25/26.[/QUOTE]

fffffff

[SomeDumbShit]

[QUOTE=Exilion06;20503874]Did anyone elses game just update again? Because mine did.[/QUOTE]

Likewise. Someone check if they added a secret trailer to the files.

[Askaris]

[QUOTE=leach139;20503841]dinosaur25 has an interesting output:
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/lXeKGl.bmp[/img][/QUOTE]

More vectors. Not sure about the lowercase Q though. Possibly a scalar constant.

[solid_jake]

[QUOTE=pondefloor;20503863]you're late by around 2 years.[/QUOTE]

Why aren't you rating me clock then

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;20503879]It's...

It's...

a mod riddle.[/QUOTE]

Except Portal isn't a mod now is it
Wait.

[Blah360]

Why is Portal getting validated? :D

[Water|Marine]

[QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;20503885]Likewise. Someone check if they added a secret trailer to the files.[/QUOTE]

The update itself wasn't that large. Not possibly large enough for a trailer.

[Grea$eMonkey]

[QUOTE=Kirbunny431;20503864]17 as in City 17 maybe?[/QUOTE]

Maybe.

[Jsm]

It is a shame you cannot see the file creation date in a GCF (atleast in GCFscape) it would make working out whats new a lot easier.

[solid_jake]

My portal just updated again.

[Leaf Runner]

[QUOTE=Exilion06;20503874]Did anyone elses game just update again? Because mine did.[/QUOTE]

Valve probably just made some bo-bo in the update and needed to fix it.

[Communist Cake]

I bet valve is just reading all of our theories and laughing.

[Hakita]

[quote=code]#
cjhistory[1].question = "1953 - Aperture Science begins operations as a manufacturer of shower curtains. Early product line provides a very low-tech portal between the inside and outside of your shower. Very little science is actually involved. The name is chosen to make the curtains appear more hygienic.^^1956 - Eisenhower administration awards Aperture a contract to provide shower curtains to all branches of the military except the Navy.^^1957 - 1975 - Mostly shower curtains.^^1978 - Aperture Founder and CEO, Cave Johnson, is exposed to mercury while secretly developing a dangerous mercury-injected rubber sheeting from which he plans to manufacture seven deadly shower curtains to be given as gifts to each member of the House Naval Appropriations committee.^^^[MORE]";
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cjhistory[2] = new Object();
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cjhistory[2].question = "1979 - Both of Cave Johnson\'s kidneys fail. Brain damaged, dying, and incapable of being convinced that time is not now flowing backwards, Johnson lays out a three tiered R&D program. The results, he says, will \'guarantee the continued success of Aperture Science far into the fast-approaching distant past.\'^^Tier 1: The Heimlich Counter-Maneuver - A reliable technique for interrupting the life-saving Heimlich Maneuver.^^Tier 2: The Take-A-Wish Foundation - A charitable organization that will purchase wishes from the parents of terminally ill children and redistribute them to wish-deprived but otherwise healthy adults.^^Tier 3: \'Some kind of rip in the fabric of space… That would… Well, it\'d be like, I don\'t know, something that would help with the shower curtains I guess. I haven\'t worked this idea out as much as the wish-taking one.\'^^^[MORE]";
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cjhistory[3] = new Object();
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cjhistory[3].question = "1981 - Diligent Aperture engineers complete the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver and Take-A-Wish Foundation initiatives. The company announces products related to the research in a lavish, televised ceremony. These products become immediately wildly unpopular. After a string of very public choking and despondent sick child disasters, senior company officials are summoned before a Senate investigative committee. During these proceedings, an engineer mentions that some progress has been made on Tier 3, the \'man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain.\' The committee is quickly permanently recessed, and Aperture is granted an open-ended contract to secretly continue research on the \'Portal\' and Heimlich Counter-Maneuver projects.^^^[MORE]";
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cjhistory[4] = new Object();
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cjhistory[4].question = "1981-1985 - Work progresses on the \'Portal\' project. Several high ranking Fatah personnel choke to death on lamb chunks despite the intervention of their bodyguards.^^1986 - Word reaches Aperture management that another defense contractor called Black Mesa is working on a similar portal technology. In response to this news, Aperture begins developing the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System (GLaDOS), an artificially intelligent research assistant and disk operating system.^^1996 - After a decade spent bringing the disk operating parts of GLaDOS to a state of more or less basic functionality, work begins on the Genetic Lifeform component.^^Several Years Later - The untested AI is activated for the first time as one of the planned activities on Aperture\'s first annual bring-your-daughter-to-work day.^^In many ways, the initial test goes well...^^^[END]";[/quote]
:raise:

[solid_jake]

[QUOTE=Hakita;20503933]:raise:[/QUOTE]

Source?

[SomeDumbShit]

[QUOTE=Hakita;20503933]:raise:[/QUOTE]

Clocks do not describe how late you are.

[Miya]

please stop looking at the aperture science swf there is nothing in there that is new since 2007

[Grea$eMonkey]

[QUOTE=Hakita;20503933]:raise:[/QUOTE]

Like I said, that information has been out for ages. There was a password to access it a while back.

[solid_jake]

[QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;20503952]Clocks do not describe how late you are.[/QUOTE]

It's from the one I c/p'd isn't it :eng99:

[Grea$eMonkey]

[QUOTE=Wii60;20503962]please stop looking at the aperture science swf there is nothing in there that is new since 2007[/QUOTE]

True, but some of it may have been in the context of this event. Who knows?

[ace_of_spades]

-snip-

[Hakita]

v:saddowns:v

[solid_jake]

This is great, facepunch working together.

[charlesthememe]

never happens unless something like this pops up.