Portal update. Wait, what

[PGunnii]

[highlight]what the fuck is happening in dinosaurfizzle[/highlight]
i am fucking scared

[Rubber]

Holy jesus. Valve i love you.

[Kirbunny]

[QUOTE=Kirbunny431;20500745]True.

Found this on the Steam forum by some guy named PositiveJosh:

"In the Portal Content GCF at portal/sound/npc, there's a MALE Glados-like voice saying "The enrichment center thanks you for assuming the party escort submission position.""

Isn't Cave Johnson or whoever Aperture's CEO was supposed to be a villain in Portal 2?[/QUOTE]

Am I just an idiot unworthy of notice or was this missed?

[PGunnii]

I am seriously having a mini freak out.

[Neckbeard]

Glados traps the souls of people inside radios.

[QUOTE=KingKombat;20500924]I am seriously having a mini freak out.[/QUOTE]

The sound randomly started playing on my computer, ok. I nearly shit myself.

[Saynt]

[url]http://www.learnmorsecode.com/[/url]

Lets get going...

[Mister B]

Goddamnit and I have a shit-ton of homework.

[Memobot]

Getting the radios past the high jumps you do in the later chambers can't be possible. Surely?

[Moupi]

The noise it plays when throwing it into the emancipation grids is extremely strange. This requires further investigation.

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20500925]Glados traps the souls of people inside radios.

The sound randomly started playing on my computer, ok. I nearly shit myself.[/QUOTE]

Im about to shit myself.
This is the crap Stephen King would write.

[scout1]

Somebody play dinosaur fizzle backwards.

[highlight]NOW[/highlight]

[toastedspyro]

[QUOTE=Akasolidus;20500755][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt3uog2tKAQ[/media]

dinosaur fizzle for those who are too lazy to download.[/QUOTE]

That sounds scary as hell.

[Saynt]

[img]http://www.omniglot.com/images/writing/morsecode.gif[/img]

Does the morse code actually mean anything?

[Neckbeard]

[QUOTE=scout1;20500969]Somebody play dinosaur fizzle backwards.

[highlight]NOW[/highlight][/QUOTE]

I'll do it. :frown:

[scout1]

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20501000]I'll do it. :frown:[/QUOTE]

Godspeed, my brave man!

[Hakita]

Oh god I listened to the fizzle with full volume thinking that its a quiet secret message.
:byodood:

[Thefrog]

[QUOTE=scout1;20500969]Somebody play dinosaur fizzle backwards.

[highlight]NOW[/highlight][/QUOTE]

Just did, Nothing worth reporting

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=Hakita;20501015]Oh god I listened to the fizzle with full volume thinking that its a quiet secret message.
:byodood:[/QUOTE]

Pro move son.

[Doug52392]

I just heard from a reliable source that the transmission decodes to "EP3Q42010"

[Thefrog]

SCRATCH THAT, I made out the words,

We need him alive

[Neckbeard]

[QUOTE=scout1;20501010]Godspeed, my brave man![/QUOTE]

It was nothing. Just as creepy in reverse though.

I'll try slowing it down.

[toastedspyro]

Maybe Gordon Freeman goes back in time to fight dinosaurs.

Seriously, if Valve makes a game with zombies AND DINOSAURS, it might just be the best game ever.

[Kirbunny]

[QUOTE=scout1;20500969]Somebody play dinosaur fizzle backwards.

[highlight]NOW[/highlight][/QUOTE]

Tried it. I think I can hear a bit of GLaDOS, but it's mainly rapid gibberish.

[scout1]

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20501037]It was nothing. Just as creepy in reverse though.

I'll try slowing it down.[/QUOTE]

Slowed down, sped up, we have to try everything! 2x! 4x! 10x!

[Neckbeard]

Oh god, I think heard something with it slowed down.

[B]Edit:[/B]

I am honestly too scared of this sound to try anything else to it.

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=Doug52392;20501035]I just heard from a reliable source that the transmission decodes to "EP3Q42010"[/QUOTE]

Protip:
Read other threads- We already established EP3 won't be out in 2010

[PGunnii]

Seriously guys, what the fuck is Valve pulling?

[General Omega]

[QUOTE=AshtonArdoin;20500396]

1 10 11 12 12 14 15 16 17 18 19 2 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
[B]From letter placement is :
A J K L L N O P Q R S B T U V W X Y Z C D E F G H I J[/B]
in Morse code.
.---- / .---- ----- / .---- .---- / .---- ..--- / .---- ..--- / .---- ....- / .---- ..... / .---- -.... / .---- --... / .---- ---.. / .---- ----. / ..--- / ..--- ----- / ..--- .---- / ..--- ..--- / ..--- ...-- / ..--- ....- / ..--- ..... / ..--- -.... / ...-- / ....- / ..... / -.... / --... / ---.. / ----.
[B]1/10/11/12/12/14/15/16/17/18/19/2/20/21/22/23/24/25/26/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 (Leet Key translator)[/B]
[/QUOTE]WHY TWO "L"s!

Notice how the highest number is 26. There are 26 letters in the english alphabet. So I decided to translate them from numbers to letters. If there was a 0, I would use that for "space". Maybe it is some screwed up anagram.

faek Edit:

No Letter "M"

[HoneyOTU]

-snip-

[Thefrog]

[QUOTE=scout1;20501058]Slowed down, sped up, we have to try everything! 2x! 4x! 10x![/QUOTE]

I could make out the words,

we need him/she? alive