Portal update. Wait, what - Games

[QUOTE=TheHydra;20508687]that's ASCII GLaDOS by the looks of it[/QUOTE] yeah thats what it looked to me a part of glados.

[QUOTE=Doomish;20508702]He means the giant gnome in your face, not the christmas thing. ow my automerge[/QUOTE] LOL right, yes, may have missed that.

He's also missing from the shelf.

[QUOTE=Doomish;20508702]He means the giant gnome in your face, not the christmas thing. ow my automerge[/QUOTE] Yea, the gnome appears time to time if the animation replays enough, but it's been like that since Christmas 2007.

GUYS IGNORE THE STUPID GNOME WE JUST LOGGED INTO THE BBS. We need more screenshots.

Noodles is back [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1169586&page=5[/url]

ofcourse out of nowhere the stupid hockey game everyone and their mother keeps talking about

[QUOTE=rundevil;20508737]Noodles is back [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1169586&page=5[/url][/QUOTE] Holy shit I thought the Green Elephant ate him.

where are the screen caps?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sFEKz.png[/IMG] Well, one mystery down.

[QUOTE=RJ102;20508754]ofcourse out of nowhere the stupid hockey game everyone and their mother keeps talking about[/QUOTE] oh my god the hockey team captain is secretly cave johnson

[QUOTE=TheHydra;20508765][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sFEKz.png[/IMG] Well, one mystery down.[/QUOTE] epic sir, congratz

[QUOTE=TheHydra;20508765] Well, one mystery down.[/QUOTE] holy shitballs Okay seriously why quote the whole goddamn image?

[QUOTE=TheHydra;20508765][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sFEKz.png[/IMG] Well, one mystery down.[/QUOTE] Holy fuck.

:excited:

I didn't actually find that, though, i'm just relaying info from IRC. 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[QUOTE=TheHydra;20508795]I didn't actually find that, though, i'm just relaying info from IRC.[/QUOTE] What IRC I must know

[QUOTE=TheHydra;20508795]I didn't actually find that, though, i'm just relaying info from IRC.[/QUOTE] ah well tell them to keep up the good work! [editline]01:16AM[/editline] and do not talk to me about casualty rates. The bean counters told me I couldn't fire a man just for bein in a wheelchair. Did it anyway! Ramps are expensive. Or when they said I couldn't practice beekeeping in the office. They should have told that to the honey that won first place in the state finals! Hell, they even said I couldn't cheat death. You know where I'd be if I followed the rules? Dead! Dead, and honey prize-less!

I don't want to go to bed, but i going to have too soon, fuck, smart people, find it faster!

Oh god I hope this doesn't all turn out to be a shitload of hooplah just to show the backstory for an achievement. 'twould be disappointing

holy shitballs, I can't sleep I'm too excited for this.

New high quality scans of the images(not by me): [URL="http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2029/portalredone1.png"]http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2...talredone1.png[/URL] Streaming copy of the dinosaur_noise(only one available): [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80orUh3EmdE[/URL]

[URL]http://kevin.fobby.net/portal_puzzle/somenote.txt[/URL] [quote] ---- BEGIN RECORD 'C:\09394469.756\07583916.313' (371 BYTES) ---- MEMORANDUMS: Filed under CJohnson: 1 &&^521762 jsow remind you that Aperture Science is built on three pillars.ÛÛÛÛ Pillar one: Science without results is just witchcraft. Pillar two: GetÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜü results or you're fired. Pillar three: if you suspect a coworker of bein' a witch, report them immediately. I cannot stress that enough. Witchcraft will not be tolerated. ---- RECORD ENDS ---- -- WARNING: OUT OF MEMORY BELOW 640KB ( -3 )[/quote]Oh SHIT

the word honey seems to stick out in that log file

[quote]Hell, they even said I couldn't cheat death. You know where I'd be if I followed the rules? Dead! Dead, and honey prize-less![/quote] Cave Johnson is the new AI in Portal 2?

So... Cave Johnson is alive, and a honey enthusiast?

these pics look pretty realistic. a portal movie? would be epic.

same!

uh you can make the test chamber 14 door (by the stairs) blow the fuck up now by hitting the superbutton a few times [editline]12:21AM[/editline] I mean, it blew up before, but now it's a bigger zappy effect instead of just a noise.

Heres a list of other sounds i heard by listening very closely to the transmissions, ill finish the rest tomorrow. ***NOTE*** I played them each through about 5 times each, all these sounds are very faint and you really need to listen. Now some are controversial except for the AR2 gun fire and backround guns/explosions going off in some of them, i hear them clear as day as should you. Sorry for not finishing, im tired and going to bed. Go out and try for yourself so we can compare. List in radio order. 1-4 Didnt listen. 5:I can faintly hear, yet clearly hear AR2 gun shots and the Thumper shut down noise. 6: Some small segments you can hear very small and fuzzy chatter i cannot make out what it says but it sounds like someone talking. 7:Creepiest so far, towards the end before it goes flat i clearly heard someone singing, it was like a little girls voice. 8:I hear ricocheting bullets briefly then when it goes flat for a sec, you can hear someone screaming in agony or pain, sort of like a yell. 9:Still more guns firing, mostly AR2. Yet this time i heard the sound it makes when a combine dies. 10:Towards the end you can clearly hear guns firing and some slight explosion sounds, the last sound before it goes flat is someone yelling. 11:Nothing played it about 5 times. 12:Very errie voices all chopped up.