Portal update. Wait, what

[Pandamobile]

.……………………._„„„--~””””¯””~-,
.………………„-~”¯;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…………„-~”;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…….„~”;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…,-“;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…..\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…….\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\,
.………\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-,………………¸~””)
.………..\,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-,……….,-~”;;;;;/
.……….…\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\…..,~“;;;;;;;,-‘.…_,-~"¯¯"~-,
.……….…..\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”,-“;;;;;;__„-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"-„
.……….……\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„~”;;;;„~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\
.……….…….\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~”__„„„-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,
.……….……..\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~”-~"::,-':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,
.……….………\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„~"::__„-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,
.……….……….\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_„-~”:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_„„-~,~~~~--,:|
.………_„„„----~~\.……;;;;;,„-~”¯¸„„--~-,:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\:|:\:|
...,-~”¯;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-;_„„-~”::::::,-‘::::_:::::::::\:\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/
...”-,_;;;;;;;_¸„„--~~””_,-'"~----":|::/,~"¯"-::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/
.…….¯¯¯.………,-':::::::::::::::\'-\~"¯_/:::/::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\
.……….…………|::::::::::::::::::\¸:'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|''
.……….………...|::,-~"::::::::::::/"~-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\|
.……….………../::/::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,„-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\|
.……….………/::::|::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-.,|:::\-,:|\|..\|
.……….……./:::::::\:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-.,\:::|\:|::''
.……….…...,':::::::,':::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~'
.……….…..,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::,„-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/
.……….…./:::::::::|:::::::::::::„-|--~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|_,-'
.………...,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::|::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,'
.………../:::::::::::::::|::::::::::::|:::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/:::::,':::/
.……..,-“::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::|::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/
.…..,-“:::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::|::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : :|: : :\::::::|::|\ ----------- CAVE JOHNSON IS DEAAAAAAD!
...,-“::::::::::::::::::::::\::::::::::::|::::",::::::::::::::::::\: : : : : :\: : :|:::::|::|;;\
.-“:::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,::::::::|:::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::|::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : :|:::|'-,/|:::|
.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,|_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\:::::::::::\:::\"-/|::|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::"~-,_::::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'-„
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/:||\-,
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::/...'-,::::::"~„::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::|……"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::|………"-,_::::::::::::::::::::::::::/
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::\………….."~--„___„„-~~"
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::\...............
.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::o::::::::::::::::::::::\..............
.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\

Lol, it's hard to see in the box.

:v:

[The_Putty]

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20509084]

.……………………._„„„--~””””¯””~-,
.………………„-~”¯;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…………„-~”;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…….„~”;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…,-“;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…..\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\
.…….\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\,
.………\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-,………………¸~””)
.………..\,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-,……….,-~”;;;;;/
.……….…\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\…..,~“;;;;;;;,-‘.…_,-~"¯¯"~-,
.……….…..\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”,-“;;;;;;__„-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"-„
.……….……\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„~”;;;;„~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\
.……….…….\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~”__„„„-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,
.……….……..\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~”-~"::,-':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,
.……….………\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;„~"::__„-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,
.……….……….\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_„-~”:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_„„-~,~~~~--,:|
.………_„„„----~~\.……;;;;;,„-~”¯¸„„--~-,:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\:|:\:|
...,-~”¯;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-;_„„-~”::::::,-‘::::_:::::::::\:\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/
...”-,_;;;;;;;_¸„„--~~””_,-'"~----":|::/,~"¯"-::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/
.…….¯¯¯.………,-':::::::::::::::\'-\~"¯_/:::/::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\
.……….…………|::::::::::::::::::\¸:'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|''
.……….………...|::,-~"::::::::::::/"~-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\|
.……….………../::/::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,„-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\|
.……….………/::::|::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-.,|:::\-,:|\|..\|
.……….……./:::::::\:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-.,\:::|\:|::''
.……….…...,':::::::,':::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~'
.……….…..,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::,„-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/
.……….…./:::::::::|:::::::::::::„-|--~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|_,-'
.………...,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::|::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,'
.………../:::::::::::::::|::::::::::::|:::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/:::::,':::/
.……..,-“::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::|::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/
.…..,-“:::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::|::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : :|: : :\::::::|::|\ ----------- CAVE JOHNSON IS DEAAAAAAD!
...,-“::::::::::::::::::::::\::::::::::::|::::",::::::::::::::::::\: : : : : :\: : :|:::::|::|;;\
.-“:::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,::::::::|:::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::|::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : :|:::|'-,/|:::|
.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,|_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\:::::::::::\:::\"-/|::|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::"~-,_::::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'-„
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/:||\-,
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::/...'-,::::::"~„::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::|……"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::|
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::|………"-,_::::::::::::::::::::::::::/
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::\………….."~--„___„„-~~"
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::\...............
.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::o::::::::::::::::::::::\..............
.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\
.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\

Look what I found.[/QUOTE]
Obvious fake

[Doomish]

BBS stream video is finished processing!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXvs0NV6uw&feature=player_embedded[/media]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD video would work well here

[ieptav]

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20509081]I'm so happy that they baked something that is GOOD behind-the-scenes while making the sub-standards L4D series[/QUOTE]

L4D was a nice game..

[TheManest]

the video is working now

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXvs0NV6uw[/media]

Ninja'd!

[MaxOfS2D]

[QUOTE=Mnemosynaut;20509132][img]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4231/drop.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/thumb/4/45/Dropship_Troops_Disembark.jpg/200px-Dropship_Troops_Disembark.jpg[/img]

Looks like a couple of Combine Dropships flying over some penguins.[/QUOTE]

It also looks like one of the penguins has a "thought bubble" like in the comics

[Terragen]

[QUOTE=Mnemosynaut;20509132][img]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4231/drop.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/thumb/4/45/Dropship_Troops_Disembark.jpg/200px-Dropship_Troops_Disembark.jpg[/img]

Looks like a couple of Combine Dropships flying over some penguins.[/QUOTE]

Oh yea I see it now!

[Grimezy]

[QUOTE=The mouse;20509118]He's probably from australia[/QUOTE]

Considering it's almost 6pm in Australia...

[ChewGum]

its all a lie
[img]http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9258/gabenpirate.jpg[/img]

[Cakeman206]

[QUOTE=Mnemosynaut;20509132][img]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4231/drop.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/thumb/4/45/Dropship_Troops_Disembark.jpg/200px-Dropship_Troops_Disembark.jpg[/img]

Looks like a couple of Combine Dropships flying over some penguins.[/QUOTE]

it does

[MiniManz]

-snip for late-

[Brawkoli]

[QUOTE=Terragen;20509149]Oh yea I see it now![/QUOTE]

I sorta see it, too, but with a picture that vague, anyone can suggest something somewhat close and you'd see it.

[MiniManz]

Guys in the video of the BBS stream, the first thing that comes up are portal turrets. 2 of them. One seems to be blowing up and the other seems to be shooting (what looks like powder) a something else...almost looks like a THIRD turret going in a portal.

It then ends with 2 people holding hands.

There must be some good readable text in there with more info.

[The_Putty]

[QUOTE=I_Forgot;20509161]I sorta see it, too, but with a picture that vague, anyone can suggest something somewhat close and you'd see it.[/QUOTE]

Top right is a crab

[Pandamobile]

Fuck it it's almost 2:00 AM and I'm still F5ing this thread :sigh:

[RoFLWaFFLEZZ]

Valve is just tricking us into wasting a entire day trying to figure this shit out.

[ieptav]

Saxton Hale totally teamed up with aperture science.

[rundevil]

oh, btw noobles is staying in the area, and they Might have found a connection to an office building in the area.

[Jag]

I think anyone who's up where I am should just go to bed... whatever they find will still be here tomorrow. (East Coast of USA)

[scout1]

2000 people are currently reading this thread and F5'ing like the fist of the north star

[w 1 z]

This may seem like a far fetched idea but I guess it's worth saying it even if it does turn out to sound dumb.

In Half-Life, Black Mesa was situated in a canyon/desert type of area. Now the only part of the US that meets both of those criteria is New Mexico, Colorado, and Arizona and MAYBE a few others not sure. But here's what I found interesting with this whole "Dinosaur" thing. New Mexico is known for it's discoveries relating to dinosaur fossils and the alike. Fossils have been found there since 1880 and some are still turning up today. It's also safe to say I guess that New Mexico is one of the highest dinosaur fossil..finding areas in the United States next to the La Brea tar pits in Southern California.

Now here's some interesting finds.

I went to this website ([url]http://www.nmnaturalhistory.org/sci_main.html[/url]) and found this at the bottom

[quote]Late Cretaceous dinosaurs also have been collected in New Mexico near Deming and east of [b]Elephant Butte Reservoir[/b].[/quote]

Read back few pages to the finding of that ASCII elephant and the alike.

Also would like to point out from someone in the next page that told me this. The name "Black Mesa" is another hint to this theory. Buttes are also Mesas but that does not give the answer to the Black in Black Mesa.

Related? Not sure. Coincidence? Most likely. Dumb? Depends on who reads it.

[Oxiv]

[QUOTE=Jag;20509180]I think anyone who's up where I am should just go to bed... whatever they find will still be here tomorrow. (East Coast of USA)[/QUOTE]

no im paying attention to this and the rumors happening at infinity ward! ! !

[ieptav]

[QUOTE=Jag;20509180]I think anyone who's up where I am should just go to bed... whatever they find will still be here tomorrow. (East Coast of USA)[/QUOTE]

It's only 1:50am!

[Jag]

[QUOTE=w 1 z;20509185]This may seem like a far fetched idea but I guess it's worth saying it even if it does turn out to sound dumb.

In Half-Life, Black Mesa was situated in a canyon/desert type of area. Now the only part of the US that meets both of those criteria is New Mexico, Colorado, and Arizona and MAYBE a few others not sure. But here's what I found interesting with this whole "Dinosaur" thing. New Mexico is known for it's discoveries relating to dinosaur fossils and the alike. Fossils have been found there since 1880 and some are still turning up today. It's also safe to say I guess that New Mexico is one of the highest dinosaur fossil..finding areas in the United States next to the La Brea tar pits in Southern California.

Now here's some interesting finds.

I went to this website ([url]http://www.nmnaturalhistory.org/sci_main.html[/url]) and found this at the bottom

Related? Not sure. Coincidence? Most likely. Dumb? Depends on who reads it.[/QUOTE]

Elephant butt.

[Vince W/Shamwow]

Night at the Museum? Hint Hint ^-^

[rundevil]

hmm... i just made a connection.... in the text he talks about bees and honey, anybody remember another games ARG... I <3 bees?

[Jag]

[QUOTE=GammaFive;20509191]It's only 1:50am![/QUOTE]

But think of it like this. As soon as you fall asleep, the whole night will suddenly pass. you wake up and all the answers are right there.

[Neckbeard]

The Devil's Greatest Trick was convincing man that he doesn't exist.

[MaxOfS2D]

Coincidently this happens the day the SteamGames.com bot news gets gold member (2 years :allears:)

[Doomish]

[QUOTE=Vince W/Shamwow;20509195]Night at the Museum? Hint Hint ^-^[/QUOTE]

ben stiller plays cave johnson in the portal movie oh god no