SCP Minecraft Thread V2 - A cube contained in a cube in a cube in a cube edition. - Games

Someone hath touched my beautiful architecture. If I ever find out who didn't read the instructions and overfilled the blast container I will personally execute them

I still think we need to make it a D-Class housing wing and fill it with testificates.

So suppose I join the server and head south into the woods on the mainland, am i going to see freaky shit or the usual minecraft mobs?

Both, depending on what players have built.

I am a Research Agent, not a Research Assistant, I swear!

"Hey, the server's been online for a while. Might be an idea to restart it" [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AlPeo.png[/IMG]

Damn I need creative mode.

[B]Image removed by Janitor ███████[/B] [B][I]SPC-106 'Shit Man'[/I][/B] [B]Object Class[/B]: Fist [B]Special Punching Capabilities:[/B] SPC-106 covers any shark it punches in shit and piss. Further analysis of said shit and piss shows that it is good for punching any shark you please but smells like fat women covered in grease and cheese. It must be provided with (1x Kleenex) every 24 hours to make the facility not smell like dead cow. [B]Description:[/B] SPC-106 is an elderly humanoid made of shit and piss. SPC-106 sits around on his shit-covered ass all day and doesn't do a single god damn thing in his room. SPC-106 turns anything and everything it touches into shit and piss. It is hypothesized that throwing innocent children towards it makes it want to punch sharks more and [DATA EXPUNGED] It was discovered in Dr. ███████'s basement where it was found engaging in some kind of sick scat [REDACTED] [B]Addendum:[/B] It killed SPC-████. SPC-█████ status changed to Decommissioned. [B]Addendum:[/B] SPC-106 was found outside his chamber consuming Dr ███████. All commands to make it go back to its room are unsuccessful. Note: [I]"Give it a belly rub or something. It works on dogs so I don't see why it wouldn't work on a shit monster."[/I] - O5-█ [B]Addendum:[/B] Site-██ has been destroyed. Belly rubs are ineffective against SPC-106 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SPC. Shark Punching Center

What does that mean.

Guys, please unban me. Please.

I just finished developing the living shit out of lakes and rivers to the south. It is now possible to ride a boat from spawn all the way to a desert village to the south, as well as the various resources you would find along the way. I highly recommend taking the route below for any who wish to commence a relaxing boat ride and/or open-field experiments on the local inhabitants. [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/EqhkW.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://niggaupload.com/images/O1cx.png[/IMG] Also if you happen to come across a house made of dirt with a roof extension connected to a large bridge along the way, that's my house. Please be respectful.

So after joining after like 4-5 months, I am stuck in a hole, In a building, Underwater, The fuck? unless its the spawn?

Did someone go and massacre the entire village to the south? (The one with the ungodly long gravel path) The village structures are intact but there isn't a soul there.

It's lonely on the server at the moment, but I find it fun just to walk around the place.

I made a lounge thing on flatlands to be used in the new site. It's the wooden building by Estrada's TNT Blower-Uper Thingy.

So no one will talk to me. This makes me feel great, guys.

[QUOTE=nebe123;36214630]I made a lounge thing on flatlands to be used in the new site. It's the wooden building by Estrada's TNT Blower-Uper Thingy.[/QUOTE] Wait, do you mean the Pit-Thing of Doom or the Mk. II TNT Dropper?

Which ever one that drops TNT onto stuff; the tall one.

[QUOTE=LavaLord4;36214896]So no one will talk to me. This makes me feel great, guys.[/QUOTE] I say give him one, JUST ONE, chance to redeem himself. He was [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/631191/21"]drunk[/URL], after all. It'll shut him up and he'll only play sober from now on. So it's pretty much win-win. If he fucks up again then permaban.

No. Besides, the damage was done over the course of a day or so. Either he wasn't drunk all the time or he's a raging alcoholic who will more than likely get drunk and break shit again. Either way I don't want him on my server.

for further verification, please get drunk and post an image of yourself holding a sign saying "SCP FOUNDATION YEAH" while piss drunk

Lex we may have a problem with D-The_Catman and D-lars131. They chopped down hidole was working on. By chopped down I mean griefed it. So um, I can't really do any thing about it. They're doing it to another and I can't do anything.

Nebe, as per our earlier conversation, there is now the track segment of a tram station near the new flatlands warp. If you would like to build us some nice enterable trams, we'll gladly use them in the new site. If that's not enough to sate your boredom, feel free to construct the rest of the platforms, wall decorations and some form of over/underpass to get from platform to platform. Also if someone could build a new pagoda style thing for the new warp, I'd appreciate that too.

Okay! I do have a few questions though, are the things with the metal bars supposed to walk ways? And, is the middle where the minecart goes? And by platform, you mean where you get on and off the trains?

[QUOTE=nebe123;36236533]Lex we may have a problem with D-The_Catman and D-lars131. [B]They chopped down hidole was working on[/B]. By chopped down I mean griefed it. So um, I can't really do any thing about it. They're doing it to another and I can't do anything.[/QUOTE] Say what? Alright, let me check to see the damage. If it was my house and bridge it was mostly dirt and wood anyway.

Sorry, got distracted when typing that. They were messing up something in the village by that river you were working on.

Some guys enquiring about the SCPack, so: [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/33668121/SCPack/SCPack.zip[/url]

I don't care about the village. That's all up to what the Foundation wants to do to them. There's a bigger problem though. [B]Someone[/B] with admin powers left a player named LuckierKmart in the Flatlands and he needs to be brought back. All fixed.

I wont grief again, I swear. Besides, I fixed most of it. :( And btw, I mean I did it alot, but I fixed most of what I did WHILE I WAS UNBANNED. You know, I broke something, then afterwards fixed it.

[QUOTE=nebe123;36239148]Okay! I do have a few questions though, are the things with the metal bars supposed to walk ways? And, is the middle where the minecart goes? And by platform, you mean where you get on and off the trains?[/QUOTE] Unfortunately those were in fact the rails. No minecarts are involved in this structure. I have pasted a somewhat larger bit of the station. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kQ6u8.png[/IMG] Basically, I need a [url=http://i.imgur.com/nM9it.jpg]New York subway train[/url] resting on each pair of rails that people are able to enter from the platform level. They don't need to be overly detailed on the inside since I'm going to whisk people away via magic and portals, but it'd be nice for them to catch a glimpse of it through the windows. As for the platforms, they'll probably want to be somewhat wider and with walls. One platform needs to have a 5x4 entrance and I'd appreciate it if your footbridge had those dimensions too. Ta.