I'm going to sleep and when I wake up I expect to find [B][U][I]HL2:EP3 [highlight]RIGHT HERE ON MY FUCKING DESK.[/highlight][/I][/U][/B]
[QUOTE=Epidemick;20558256]I'm going to sleep and when I wake up I expect to find [B][U][I]HL2:EP3 [highlight]RIGHT HERE ON MY FUCKING DESK.[/highlight][/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE]
I'll ask the Bungie Ninjas to deliver you a copy.
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;20558183][U][B]Beans are irrelevant. THE CAN OF BEANS IS A PLACEHOLDER MODEL USED TO ANIMATE THE CAMERA IN THE NEW ENDING SEQUENCE.[/B][/U][/QUOTE]
I was kidding, because of how blatantly obvious it is that both those "clues" have nothing to do with any of this, or anything at all. I simply merged the two jokes.
EDIT: and to be helpful, Tim Larkin did the music for Myst and is doing the music for Portal 2 supposedly, since he works for Valve now.
[QUOTE=dalach;20558222][url]http://greenelephantgraphics.com/[/url]
Click the the image and notice on the first page:
[b]Under the Green Elephant is a MAC sign.[/b]
:p[/QUOTE]
OH SHIT! looks like valve has put up a hit on a another site. looks like we all better call and email them till they give us the truth.
[QUOTE=Epidemick;20558256]I'm going to sleep and when I wake up I expect to find [B][U][I]HL2:EP3 [highlight]RIGHT HERE ON MY FUCKING DESK.[/highlight][/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE]
yes santa is coming to your house in march, he works with valve, go ask a penguin
I bet Gabe and the guys at VALVe see this thread and goes;
"Haha, they'll never suspect our announcment of Left 4 Dead 3"
"And now to reveal our next major project: Half Bean 1: Operation Bean Coast Bean"
The Tail of the elephant points south east and the Half life 2 logo points north east. Therefore, combined, they point east, which has something to do with Russia, which is the area in which Half Life 2 is based.
[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5661/cakeu.png[/img]
[QUOTE=radioactive;20558292]The Tail of the elephant points south east and the Half life 2 logo points north east. Therefore, combined, they point east, which has something to do with Russia, which is the area in which Half Life 2 is based.
[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5661/cakeu.png[/img][/QUOTE]
holy shit
Valve is moving to Russia!
[QUOTE=radioactive;20558292]The Tail of the elephant points south east and the Half life 2 logo points north east. Therefore, combined, they point east, which has something to do with Russia, which is the area in which Half Life 2 is based.
[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5661/cakeu.png[/img][/QUOTE]
yes but thats pointing to the one triangle of the aperture sign, and if i remember correctly, that one means conspiracies
So how is the progress bar? It seems the wiki went down.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20558292]The Tail of the elephant points south east and the Half life 2 logo points north east. Therefore, combined, they point east, which has something to do with Russia, which is the area in which Half Life 2 is based.
[img]http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5661/cakeu.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Dude, i know VALVe is smart, but this is just over the top.
[QUOTE=Asaratha;20558317]Bean is not funny. Shut up for gods sake[/QUOTE]
You'll kick yourself when it actually happens
[QUOTE=Epidemick;20558256]I'm going to sleep and when I wake up I expect to find [B][U][I]HL2:EP3 [highlight]RIGHT HERE ON MY FUCKING DESK.[/highlight][/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.majhost.com/gallery/PopuIus13/stuff/cartoon-jameson-2135.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=FPChris;20558329]Dude, i know VALVe is smart, but this is just over the top.[/QUOTE]
But it's correct, the game is set in Russia.
[QUOTE=FPChris;20558329]Dude, i know VALVe is smart, but this is just over the top.[/QUOTE]
we were over the top when someone said we can make pictures from sound, and valve crossed that line more than 8 times
Gabes birthday?
[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/green_elephant_greeting_card-p13715311549974710915i7_210.jpg[/IMG]
It's above not below, however, so, hm.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20558349]But it's correct, the game is set in Russia.[/QUOTE]
:downsbravo:
No it's not.
City 17 is based on Eastern European cities, but it's not Russia.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20558349]But it's correct, the game is set in Russia.[/QUOTE]
I would more or less say Ukraine but nevermind... Yeah i don't think VALVe intended it to make it point to Russia wich is where the game is taking place, and it would make no difference
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;20558339]You'll kick yourself when it actually happens[/QUOTE]
You could have made it a better joke like "I hope Gabe spills the beans on the 11th"
This really shows how much work Valve puts into their games, and the little things as well.
VALVe will forever remain as my favorite developers. :h:
[QUOTE=thisisnotanaccount;20558232]The box of beans that is Tim Larkin is relevant.[/QUOTE]
No.
[QUOTE=dalach;20558381]Gabes birthday?
[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/green_elephant_greeting_card-p13715311549974710915i7_210.jpg[/IMG]
It's above not below, however, so, hm.[/QUOTE]
You have found the wrong elephant green.
Twice.
Now we have the mixture of both portal colours.
[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4354/portala.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Rasrap Smurf;20558389]You could have made it a better joke like "I hope Gabe spills the beans on the 11th"[/QUOTE]
He won't give up food.
On an ontopic note, it's getting close to 5pm E.S.T., around the time of the last update.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20558417]Now we have the mixture of both portal colours.
[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4354/portala.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Convection.
Also Russian elephants with lambdas painted on them.
Got a Facepunch exclusive thanks to Sensai on this:
[highlight]BASED ON THE CURRENT TREND, THE PROGRESS BAR SHOULD BE FULL AT 03.50 P.M. BRITISH TIME[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Populus89;20558383]:downsbravo:
No it's not.
City 17 is based on Eastern European cities, but it's not Russia.[/QUOTE]
The game features people all dressed the same and they are also oppressed by some people not exactly from their planet
Soviet Russia features people all dressed the same and they are also oppressed by some crazy guy who is from Georgia.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20558417]Now we have the mixture of both portal colours.
[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4354/portala.png[/img][/QUOTE]
it still points to that conspiracy triangle, which is still blue, which is still aperture
which is in the borealis.... and in the borealis is the borealis and... *snore*
BAH where were we again?
[QUOTE=thisisnotanaccount;20558414]You have found the wrong elephant green.
Twice.[/QUOTE]
I'm just playing, nothing serious :p.
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