The Elder Scrolls Megathread V. why the fuck hasn't anyone else made this?
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[QUOTE=_Maverick_;40049982] -pure evil- [/QUOTE]
I think I love you.
[QUOTE=zeldar;40052522]fixed
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKvHA_P7gHw[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-uRBzrOETw[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77QAIBK9Op8[/media][/QUOTE]
The last voice in the last video...Ouch.
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;40049982][U]-Satanic Rituals-[/U][/QUOTE]
How horrifying.
[QUOTE=mikester112;40053659]I think I love you.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=plunger435;40053844]How horrifying.[/QUOTE]
[quote=me.]my [U]SECOND[/U] favorite way of killing[/quote]
My best kill, to date... would have me up before the World Court for Crimes against humanity.
all that text up there, is nothing compared to my best kill.
We all have that [I]ONE KILL.[/I]
the one, that truly defines your character.
the kill that shapes your experience, to which all other kills are judged against.
and mine was just... well most kills are a few seconds long, maybe a minute if it's a tough battle.
I made my enemy suffer for a whole in-game week.
i went to sleep [irl] plotting how to make her death as degrading, humiliating and painful as possible
I'm certain, when i reach the part where you go to sovngarde, that i'll be rejected out-right for my crimes on nirn.
usually i just punch through their fuckin head
[QUOTE=zeldar;40052522]fixed
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77QAIBK9Op8[/media][/QUOTE]
That Argonian sounds like a Khajiit.
It annoys the ever-loving dicks outta me.
[editline]26th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;40053859]My best kill, to date... would have me up before the World Court for Crimes against humanity.
all that text up there, is nothing compared to my best kill.
We all have that [I]ONE KILL.[/I]
the one, that truly defines your character.
the kill that shapes your experience, to which all other kills are judged against.
and mine was just... well most kills are a few seconds long, maybe a minute if it's a tough battle.
I made my enemy suffer for a whole in-game week.
i went to sleep [irl] plotting how to make her death as degrading, humiliating and painful as possible
I'm certain, when i reach the part where you go to sovngarde, that i'll be rejected out-right for my crimes on nirn.[/QUOTE]
please elaborate
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[QUOTE=LobsterPastry;40054246]So I'm doing The Black Star Quest and I got to the part where you have to kill Malyn Varen.
The only problem is whenever I kill him the quest says I fail and I am stuck there forever.[/QUOTE]
I think you're supposed to pick something off his body, did it fall off a cliff or something?
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[QUOTE=OHNOES;40050384]Pfffff
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:v:[/QUOTE]
Glad to see I'm not the only person who named their Khajiit something like this.
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[editline]by odin's frosty mead mug[/editline]
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Yo, someone copy the op, we only have 5 posts left
[QUOTE=El Fonz0;40053993]
[B][I][U]please elaborate[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE]
[B]WALL OF TEXT ALERT [/B]
well...[sp]It all started, when i was battling through this bandit infested castle ruin.
i had enough at this point. traps and consent wave upon wave of bandits where taking it's toll.
then i come across the scene.
3 adult bandits (one female), 1 little redguard female child bandit (<-- really good mod btw.)
i went invisible, and watched them. i learnt their patterns and i imagined their story:
the redguard women and the nord man where the parents of the little girl the other man, was their uncle
times were tough/farm destroyed during the war/forced to raid small caravans to feed their child.
ANYWAY.
i was annoyed at how the other bandits constantly beating me in close combat
i went in for my trademark vines/frenzy/murder/soulcatch/ combo like the one at the top of the page
but i changed my mind at the last moment
i taunt them for a while, shooting arrows in different directions just to keep them guessing
then, i cast *[I]ESTRUS[/I] on the adult women [I](*the 'Estrus spell,' is thee famous tentacle rape mod from oblivion. one of it's features, is it draws all male adults towards the spell's victim and they then watch.)[/I]
this is where my imagination starts to play.
now, i'm picturing the scene of this women being brutally and horrifically raped in front of her family by giant un-earthly demon tenticales, as they can do nothing but watch, she would be begging for mercy or death... i then cast frenzy on what i like to imagine is the father of the little redguard girl.
he swings recklessly and wildly at his daughter, and manages to trigger the execution move of impaling the little girl on his sword
so, while being raped by demon tentacles, this mother has also just witnessed the murder of her child by her own husband as he laughs like a maniac, with me just watching from the shadows gleefully rubbing my hands together as everything falls into place so perfectly.
The frenzied father, now turns towards the uncle and begins to fight him.
the uncle is a mage with a iron dagger.
another execution move later the uncle lies in a bloody mess.
the women (still being raped...) is helpless and just watches her life collapse around her, daughter dead. brother slowly dying and a husband who has snapped.
because remember, i haven't shown myself yet...
to these poor bandits.. it just seems like the father has completely gone insane from seeing his wife being raped by giant tentecales, they don't know i'm pulling the strings. yet.
so. family dead, husband insane, this women must think she's next, making her peace with Talos
this is where i emerge from the shadows. i stab her husband in the throat in front of her with my iron dagger of soul catching, keeping his soul for use later. if this was real life, she would be showered with his blood. his lifeless body falls to the floor and i'm left with the soul survivor,
all this time, she's been helpless, and i decide that i want to keep playing with her.
so i grab the whip from the Paradise Halls slavery mod and i beat her to submission, forcing her to become my slave for all eternity.
once she bends to my will, i continue beating her with my fists till she is on the floor begging for mercy
we make it out the castle, slave in tow.
every time i completed a quest or killed a group a bandits, i'd beat her down with my fists or scar her up with my whip for fun.
i named her [U]Ugly[/U], so everytime i talked to her, i would be calling her ugly too.
i made her watch as i burnt other bandits into dust and enchanted their names onto their own weapons locking them forever in my dungeon
i kept her in my hidden lair, which was where i kept the haunted and tortured weapons
she would sleep on a hard mat, surrounded by enchanted weapons filled with hate and remorse at what they had done in their lives, i imagined they would scream during the night driving her slowly insane.
i would feed her only poisoned river water, stale bread and rancid meat. forcing her to be sick, where upon i would beat her down with my fists, and let her get raped by the Estrus spell till i got bored.
I left her locked up in that room while i went adventuring (this is where i think i [I]really[/I] earned my ticket to hell...)
after a few days adventuring, i found another camp, which again had a child.
this gave me a great idea. after burning the child's body to a cinder, i went looking for a little redguard girl
however i couldn't find one, so i went home and spawned one.
i punched her to a pulp and enslaved her and brought the little girl before Ugly.
i then dressed up as Ugly's husband and with his greatsword, impaled the little girl in-front of her and left her body with her overnight. (after beating her up some more)
after i had my fun, we walked... well, she walked, i rode. to high Hrothgar, then climbed the steps, through the halls and up to say hello to Paarthurnax.
at the highest point, on the farthest reach right on the ledge, i told her stay and face out to the land.
i gave her a bunch of stuff. the clothes that her child wore, the greatsword of her husband that killed her child, and the necklace of her brother.
i then stabbed her in the chest with my iron dagger of/SC and kicked her body off the mountain
i went into my inventory list, picked out the Black soul gem she was in. and dropped it.
her soul, remains trapped on top of the highest mountain in all of tamriel
but by this time, i believe she was ready for death and accepted it with open arms
in 1000 years, i will return to that mountain with a shovel (as a vampire.) and dig up her soul gem.
over 1000 years her burning fury will be so blinding, that whatever weapon i enchant with her soul shall equal that of the gods.[/sp]
and that's my number one kill of all time.. nothing so far as equaled it in sheer barbarism of human life
but admittedly, it's mostly my imagination that helped make it so cruel. in game, it was just a bunch of pixels going "gah." "oof." when i hit them.
TL;DR
I'm very cruel.
YEAH! Fuck you, broken quest!
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;40054758] -evil incarnate- [/QUOTE]
TAKE ME NOW.
I love you, Skyrim.
And you, Maverick.
May Sovngarde take this thread in open arms.
I'd prefer this thread not to go in the same way most of _Maverick_'s victims have.
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