The Elder Scrolls Megathread V. why the fuck hasn't anyone else made this?

[Torpov]

River betty, salt pile, and deathbell makes a decent damage health and slow potion.

I think it was something like that, anyway. You can substitute one of the three (I forget which) with red mountain flower, which isn't as powerful, but whatever.

[Chilean_Wolf]

[QUOTE=Sector 7;39877283]oh my god
[t]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/images/33017-1-1362912477.jpg[/t]
[t]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/images/33017-2-1362912478.jpg[/t]
[url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/33017/[/url]

The FarCry Scrolls: Hawaiirim[/QUOTE]

im cumming

[editline]12th March 2013[/editline]

I thought it was never going to be released.

[Tureis.]

I like how there's trees going through houses in some of the screenshots for it.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=An Armed Bear;39882240]I never understood why the Ebony Blade, a weapon all about deceit and betrayal, is a giant fucking greatsword.[/QUOTE]

Well it sure tricked me into thinking it was fucking gone

[editline]11th March 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Torpov;39883698]River betty, salt pile, and deathbell makes a decent damage health and slow potion.

I think it was something like that, anyway. You can substitute one of the three (I forget which) with red mountain flower, which isn't as powerful, but whatever.[/QUOTE]

Nirnroot, Canis Root, Imp Stool

Anti-Warrior poison.

[WishesForFishes]

I got a funny story for you guys, it's not directly related to the Elder Scrolls but I think you'd all appreciate it.
Back in high school, a good friend of mine was a kid named Sam Johnson, his dad is Wes Johnson, AKA the guy who voiced the imperial guards and well 90% of the male characters in Oblivon.
Me, Sam, and some other guys used to play Dungeons and Dragons sometimes. Mr.Johnson became known as the "Chicken Fairy" on account of him getting KFC for us every game.
Well one guy who was with us didn't know who Sam's dad was and he was talking about how much he loved Oblivion and he cracked a joke about the guardsmen. Sam told him his dad was the voice actor but the kid didn't believe him.
Right on fucking que, Mr.Johnson slams open the door, screams out "[b]STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW CRIMINAL SCUM![/b]" and throws a chicken leg at the kids head. The dude just fucking freezes as the leg just bounces off his immobilized head.
My god, it was the funniest shit any of us had seen. That guy never lived that down either.

[Ermac20]

I think we should just post our oblivion monsters
[img_thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/594713931106955483/F7ACBE2DD9793212D8445DF7B1CB5AC9D3B59B7F/[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/594713931106949156/341D421E7EAF99F8EE384D11977B7EF7F9D92B6C/[/img_thumb]

[WishesForFishes]

Okay.
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/903241775335473232/A1D359ACA878B54A17961929910D447AD922DB9A/[/t]

[Makrin]

[img_thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/540696666568062417/276440A8653A9798C287F0511521A421EC8130D3/1024x640.resizedimage[/img_thumb]

[img_thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/559843295653747313/FD09DE4726650CC45D18BBCEC319BCABE33F3B7F/1024x640.resizedimage[/img_thumb]

In hindsight, he looks a little bit too much like me for comfort.

[Pretty Obscure]

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;39884270][img_thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/559843295653747313/FD09DE4726650CC45D18BBCEC319BCABE33F3B7F/1024x640.resizedimage[/img_thumb]

In hindsight, he looks a little bit too much like me for comfort.[/QUOTE]

The first picture didn't really stand out in contrast with all of the others posted, but holy shit, that second one got me. Seeing him in action. That fucking stare. I can't breathe. Best one yet.

[Jedi_Rayne]

[t]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/images/33101-1-1362971283.jpg[/t]
[url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/33101[/url]

It's a Dead Space style plasma cutter, but it's okay, because the dwarves made it.
I'll give them one thing, they made their own in the style, and didn't just rip Dead Space's gun and plaster it in, and then say it was dwarven.

[TurboDweeb]

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;39887330][t]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/images/33101-1-1362971283.jpg[/t]
[url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/33101[/url]

It's a Dead Space style plasma cutter, but it's okay, because the dwarves made it.
I'll give them one thing, they made their own in the style, and didn't just rip Dead Space's gun and plaster it in, and then say it was dwarven.[/QUOTE]

this is eating away at me:

[quote=madoud]Can you tell us how you got Issac's armor? in your previous pictures for this mod you showed his armor... that's why I downloaded this mod because I though you got the armor too....so please tell me[/quote]
[quote=ghostrecon123]sorry no, i even stated in my mod description before that its not included and i doubt you will ever find anyone here that will give you a link, try googling for russian, chinese or japanese skyrim modding sites[/quote]

my google-fu is simply not trained enough, my foe is one with the shadows. i have tried all morning, germany, japan, russia, they've all given up their secrets to me and none have a source. i'm like a detective in an illuminati mystery, coming up with dead end clues everywhere.

[quote=ghostrecon123]it uses Archery skill and [b]the ripper and force gun i will add in the next update[/b] will likely use archery skill as well but the plasma cutter also benefits from shock spell perks, i will also increase the energy consumption of the plasma cutter for balance in the next update[/quote]

[i]oh?[/i]

[Jedi_Rayne]

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;39888474]my google-fu is simply not trained enough, my foe is one with the shadows. i have tried all morning, germany, japan, russia, they've all given up their secrets to me and none have a source. i'm like a detective in an illuminati mystery, coming up with dead end clues everywhere.
[/QUOTE]
A couple min of googling "Skyrim Dead Space armor" brought me to a SkyrimNexus page linked to a youtube page, which in turn had a link to Isaac's Rig.

Enjoy
[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?qrbgeuu2kgib3d8[/url]

[TurboDweeb]

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;39888601]A couple min of googling "Skyrim Dead Space armor" brought me to a SkyrimNexus page linked to a youtube page, which in turn had a link to Isaac's Rig.

Enjoy
[URL]http://www.mediafire.com/?qrbgeuu2kgib3d8[/URL][/QUOTE]

no, i looked there all right

[t]http://i.imgur.com/1TuidKQ.png[/t]

dead ends everywhere

[Jedi_Rayne]

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;39888754]no, i looked there all right

[t]http://i.imgur.com/1TuidKQ.png[/t]

dead ends everywhere[/QUOTE]

Bummer. Sorry about that.
I'll keep looking for you.

Edit:
Ok, so I found where you can download the Isaac armor, as well as a slew of other game character armors, like Starkillers from The Force Unleashed, however, it is on a website where to download you have to post 30 non-spam posts, and are at least a member for 3 days before they let you use the download links.

If you want to go through the hassle, here is a link to the thread of the Dead Space armor
[url]http://www.vgunetwork.com/topic/14910-armorskyrimda2dsisaacarmorapproved/[/url]

And here is a link to the guys submissions so you can root through all of his other armor ports.
[url]http://www.vgunetwork.com/index.php?app=core&module=search&do=user_activity&mid=967[/url]

[Rakmon]

On the topic of TropiRim, here's a video of it:
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34TZc415IVE[/url]

[TurboDweeb]

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;39888837]Bummer. Sorry about that.
I'll keep looking for you.[/QUOTE]

that's alright dude, unless you want to look for yourself. i messaged the nexus guy and that same youtube video uploader, so perhaps i'll get something back soon.

i wonder how he's gonna be able to make the Ripper happen. the Force gun i could see no problem, but the Ripper fires a sawblade that spins and hovers in place in front of you. good luck to him

[Jedi_Rayne]

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;39888996]that's alright dude, unless you want to look for yourself. i messaged the nexus guy and that same youtube video uploader, so perhaps i'll get something back soon.

i wonder how he's gonna be able to make the Ripper happen. the Force gun i could see no problem, but the Ripper fires a sawblade that spins and hovers in place in front of you. good luck to him[/QUOTE]

I updated my previous post.
I found the armor and several others, but if you want it, it will take you a little bit to get it.

[Trainbike]

I'm sort of surprised that I can't find a Dark Messiah style kick mod anywhere. Kicking dudes off cliffs and stuff would be way more satisfying than using unrelenting force.

Also have the description of the first thing (some save file) that shows up when you search for "kick" on the Nexus:

[quote] Adults only! Nude level 81 male Imperial Kumsta, modded with extra large chunky privates (or not so private) and some nice tats. All abilities maxed out to 100, but still plenty of questy stuff to do. Not for the fainthearted. Currently gay and married to male orc who lives in Breezehome in Whiterun. [/quote]

:v:

[Makrin]

[QUOTE=Trainbike;39889102]I'm sort of surprised that I can't find a Dark Messiah style kick mod anywhere. Kicking dudes off cliffs and stuff would be way more satisfying than using unrelenting force.

Also have the description of the first thing (some save file) that shows up when you search for "kick" on the Nexus:

:v:[/QUOTE]

I just wish Skyrim had Dark Messiah's entire combat system. That game is fucking incredible.

[El Fonz0]

So before I got on the ship to Solstheim, I stripped the Cultists that attacked be earlier naked for there clothes and junk. Immediately afterwards, Sofie walked up to me and offered me flowers, [I]completely ignoring the frozen, naked corpses near me[/I]. So I bought all of her flowers and left Skyrim, confused as to why a little orphan girl did not acknowledge at all two naked bodies of people who tried to kill me the night before.

[Kowalski]

Gaming Heads made an awesome statue : [url]http://www1.gamingheads.com/index.php?option=com_myphp&Itemid=3&product=103[/url]

[IMG]http://d3k4oepyyga8o4.cloudfront.net/images/stories/products/ESKDBX/pro_big.jpg[/IMG]

[John Egbert]

[QUOTE=Kowalski;39889511]Gaming Heads made an awesome statue : [url]http://www1.gamingheads.com/index.php?option=com_myphp&Itemid=3&product=103[/url]

[IMG]http://d3k4oepyyga8o4.cloudfront.net/images/stories/products/ESKDBX/pro_big.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Badass. The fire's a great touch.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;39888996]I wonder how he's gonna be able to make the Ripper happen. The Force gun i could see no problem, but the Ripper fires a sawblade that spins and hovers in place in front of you. Good luck to him.[/QUOTE]

I guess he could use the telekinesis effect and make the blade damage on collision, I have no idea how he is going to make it spin, though.

[TurboDweeb]

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;39889050]I updated my previous post.
I found the armor and several others, but if you want it, it will take you a little bit to get it.[/QUOTE]

yeah, it looks like my only option. the restriction is kind of dumb, but it makes sense i guess.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;39889611]I guess he could use the telekinesis effect and make the blade damage on collision, I have no idea how he is going to make it spin, though.[/QUOTE]

that could work, actually

[El Fonz0]

[QUOTE=Kowalski;39889511]Gaming Heads made an awesome statue : [url]http://www1.gamingheads.com/index.php?option=com_myphp&Itemid=3&product=103[/url]

[IMG]http://d3k4oepyyga8o4.cloudfront.net/images/stories/products/ESKDBX/pro_big.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

The fact that the pauldron is on the wrong side annoys me to no end.
I do like the furry bits, though.

SEE ITS ON THE LEFT SHOULDER NOT THE RIGHT
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/0/03/SR-item-Hide_Armor_Male_02.jpg[/IMG]

[Dynamic]

[QUOTE=El Fonz0;39890183]The fact that the pauldron is on the wrong side annoys me to no end.
I do like the furry bits, though.

SEE ITS ON THE LEFT SHOULDER NOT THE RIGHT
[IMG]http://images.uesp.net/0/03/SR-item-Hide_Armor_Male_02.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[t]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/images/13969-1-1333040589.jpg[/t]
Well, It's not on that :v:

[Rakmon]

I really like this ENB: [url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/20832[/url]

[Axemunger]

Anyone know of any good non-linear, puzzle focused custom dungeons for Skyrim?

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=soullink;39890412][t]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/images/13969-1-1333040589.jpg[/t]
Well, It's not on that :v:[/QUOTE]

Goddammit, Todd Howard tricked us again!!

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;39890506]Goddammit, Todd Howard tricked us again!![/QUOTE]

see that mountain?

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