The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too" - Games

[QUOTE=TraderRager;28861546]Why the hell would you summon skeleton children?[/QUOTE] The skeletons would make baby skeletons by themselves. Just don't ask, skeleton reproduction is WEIRD.

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28861173]I wonder if you will be able to summon skeletons to do anything other than killing foes, imagine that. "Dovakhiin, my crops need workers!" BAM! Skeletons now work on the fields. "Dovakhiin, I could use a helping hand in the shop today." BAM! Now you have a skeleton as a cashier. They do the most boring side-quests and earn money while you're out fighting dragons. If you're not very skilled in mysticism, they can go batshit while you're away, slaughter the entire village and then peacefully rule the town, with guards, shops and kindergartens. I really need to learn modding. Like, right now.[/QUOTE] Skeleton children? Insert boner pun here Edit: FUCK YOU TVTROPES, THAT WAS THE MOST RECENT POST WHEN I LEFT

[QUOTE=Weiss;28861938]Skeleton children? Insert boner pun here[/QUOTE] Why did you near-instantly associate children with boners? ... Why don't you take a seat over there?

I want to be able to pull a skeleton's arm off and beat it to death with it.

[QUOTE=Drasnus;28862271]I want to be able to pull anyone's arm off and beat them to death with it.[/QUOTE] Fixed that for you.

Seems like jump height may be linked to Agility and/or perks now that Acrobatics is gone. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] Hopefully bard/dancer/entertainer characters and activties are possible...

So it's a game full of Vikings. Yes, yes, you can say they are dragonbones or whatever, but when you get right to it, they're just Vikings at heart. What I want to know is this: Can I go into a tavern, pick up a table, and hit someone with it? Because if I can't, then I just don't want to know.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;28854112]No jiggly asses?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3FVdfo7Zmk[/media]

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;28863484]So it's a game full of Vikings. Yes, yes, you can say they are dragonbones or whatever, but when you get right to it, they're just Vikings at heart. What I want to know is this: Can I go into a tavern, pick up a table, and hit someone with it? Because if I can't, then I just don't want to know.[/QUOTE] Do you even know what you are saying?

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;28861704]Because NOBODY ELSE in the whole world could ever think of setting oil on fire.[/QUOTE] No, but it's definitely in their style and seeing as Bethesda own them, what else would they be doing?

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28861173]I wonder if you will be able to summon skeletons to do anything other than killing foes, imagine that. "Dovakhiin, my crops need workers!" BAM! Skeletons now work on the fields. "Dovakhiin, I could use a helping hand in the shop today." BAM! Now you have a skeleton as a cashier. They do the most boring side-quests and earn money while you're out fighting dragons. If you're not very skilled in mysticism, they can go batshit while you're away, slaughter the entire village and then peacefully rule the town, with guards, shops and kindergartens. I really need to learn modding. Like, right now.[/QUOTE] "Dovakhiin, I would really like a kid but my wife can't get pregnant! ... No wait don-" Wife's stomach explodes into a skeleton

But you'd have to be really good at conjuring, or else the skeleton-based utopia (after they've killed the inhabitants of the town) would disappear in a couple of minutes.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;28863861]Do you even know what you are saying?[/QUOTE] Apparently he wants to kill people by using tables as clubs.

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28862154]Why did you near-instantly associate children with boners? ... Why don't you take a seat over there?[/QUOTE] Well played, sir Despite [QUOTE=Weiss;28861938][b]Skeleton[/b] children? Insert [b]bone[/b]r pun here[/QUOTE]

"Skeleton making babies, insert boner pun" would have made more sense. But the way you worded it, it sounded really wrong.

I'm hoping the Dark Brotherhood questline is long as fuck

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28861173]I wonder if you will be able to summon skeletons to do anything other than killing foes, imagine that. "Dovakhiin, my crops need workers!" BAM! Skeletons now work on the fields. "Dovakhiin, I could use a helping hand in the shop today." BAM! Now you have a skeleton as a cashier. They do the most boring side-quests and earn money while you're out fighting dragons. If you're not very skilled in mysticism, they can go batshit while you're away, slaughter the entire village and then peacefully rule the town, with guards, shops and kindergartens. I really need to learn modding. Like, right now.[/QUOTE] Mysticism doesn't exist anymore, unless I'm wrong.

[QUOTE=Weiss;28865655]Well played, sir Despite[/QUOTE] I dont get it. Oh, bone-r.

[QUOTE=war_man333;28871683]I'm hoping the Dark Brotherhood questline is long as fuck[/QUOTE] How do we know that there will even be a Dark Brotherhood questline? Or a Dark Brotherhood for that matter. Just remember for a second. The DB was only introduced in Morrowind with an expansion, and it tied in nicely. In Oblivion, it made sense to have the DB because their headquarters (right?) was in Cyrodiil, and after having it in Morrowind, it only makes sense to include it in the next game as a bigger role. But would the Dark Brohood even be in Skyrim, let alone still be an organization after 200 years? Do they have a reason to go to Skyrim? They certainly don't have a reason to assassinate the player as they did in Morrowind, and they supposedly have no headquarters there. I hope that there is mention of the DB, but the prevalent "assassin" guild is a different one, much like it was the Cammona Tong (I think) in Morrowind.

Yeah, The Dark Brotherhood was my favourite guild in Iblivion, I hope that the Skyrim one is even better and longer.

Camonna Tong and Morag Tong seem likelier. They were the big players in Morrowind and all around.

[QUOTE=a wet towel;28871783]Yeah, The Dark Brotherhood was my favourite guild in Iblivion, I hope that the Skyrim one is even better and longer.[/QUOTE] I really only enjoyed the Thieves Guild (as it related to my thief-attributed character) and the Dark Brotherhood, (who doesn't like being an assassin?). I didn't really enjoy the Mages Guild nor Fighters Guild (although, the fighters guild wasn't fuck-all boring like the mages guild was)

[QUOTE=That Ninja;28871728]How do we know that there will even be a Dark Brotherhood questline? Or a Dark Brotherhood for that matter. Just remember for a second. The DB was only introduced in Morrowind with an expansion, and it tied in nicely. In Oblivion, it made sense to have the DB because their headquarters (right?) was in Cyrodiil, and after having it in Morrowind, it only makes sense to include it in the next game as a bigger role. But would the Dark Brohood even be in Skyrim, let alone still be an organization after 200 years? Do they have a reason to go to Skyrim? They certainly don't have a reason to assassinate the player as they did in Morrowind, and they supposedly have no headquarters there. I hope that there is mention of the DB, but the prevalent "assassin" guild is a different one, much like it was the Cammona Tong (I think) in Morrowind.[/QUOTE] There is going to be DB Bethesda already stated that.

[QUOTE=That Ninja;28871685]Mysticism doesn't exist anymore, unless I'm wrong.[/QUOTE] The skill itself doesn't exist anymore, but the spells were integrated into the other schools of magic.

[QUOTE=Armotekma;28871878]I really only enjoyed the Thieves Guild (as it related to my thief-attributed character) and the Dark Brotherhood, (who doesn't like being an assassin?). I didn't really enjoy the Mages Guild nor Fighters Guild (although, the fighters guild wasn't fuck-all boring like the mages guild was)[/QUOTE] I 'enjoyed' their valuables. That includes their brain matter.

Will first person really be like it was in the trailer with the head bipping and a-bopping and almost falling off cliffs?

[QUOTE=Falchion;28871838]Camonna Tong and Morag Tong seem likelier. They were the big players in Morrowind and all around.[/QUOTE] I thought the Camonna Tong were only a small gang, though they were run by Orvas Dren.

[QUOTE=Confused111;28872107]The skill itself doesn't exist anymore, but the spells were integrated into the other schools of magic.[/QUOTE] Aye, it's good we still have them spells. Hopefully we still have Soul Trap, since I do enjoy enchanted items. Also, we'd BETTER get Levitate and Slowfall back. I wanna be FLYYYYIN', FLYYYYIN' IN THE SKYYYYY! CLIFF RACER FLYYYY SOOO HIIIGH, FLYYYYIIIIIN'!

[QUOTE=Spuzz;28857805]Horns on helmets are [URL=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeButImpractical]awesome but impractical.[/URL] [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] Oh boy, I can't wait for all the fantastic atmosphere and art style of Skyrim [B]to get paved over by pages of Final Fantasy weapons, anime playermodels and waifu NPCs.[/B] Maybe I [I]want[/I] to have ugly elves in my roleplaying game. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] What the flying shit are you even talking about?

Oblivion mods. Allegedly a lot of them have said content.