The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too" - Games

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Just watched the teaser again and all my hype + 10% more came back.

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;27868757]$10 SkyrimNexus. What will your first mod be, guys? I shall remove the Greybeards beards just for shits and giggles.[/QUOTE] I won't use any unofficial mod until I've finished the game and its possible expansions.

Did someone say you could sprint in this one?

[QUOTE=Zethiwag;27875356]Did someone say you could sprint in this one?[/QUOTE] IIRC, yes that was said in some article.

[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;27871038]With us on board, huddling together in fear as it plunges to the ground below like lice in a burning wig.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gi9-UZKYo4[/media]

[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;27870915]Wrong game..?[/QUOTE] Called a joke dude.

It would be really, really, really, really awesome if they had boats. And pirates.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;27861793]I will apply beard textures to the leaves of trees, so the trees will have beards that flatter in the wind.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.theargonath.cc/characters/treebeard/pictures/treebeard4.jpg[/img] Treebeard?

[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;27877037][img_thumb]http://www.theargonath.cc/characters/treebeard/pictures/treebeard4.jpg[/img_thumb] Treebeard?[/QUOTE] He is no tree. [i]He... is an [b]ent.[/b][/i]

Didn't Harold in F3 have a beard?

[QUOTE=Lance99;27877797]Didn't Harold in F3 have a beard?[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090210194514/fallout/images/e/e0/Harold.jpg[/img_thumb] Nope

[QUOTE=Stizzles;27875599]IIRC, yes that was said in some article.[/QUOTE] Yep, Gameinformer. It uses stamina.

I hope Skyrim is a bit more sexual than Oblivion. Strippers wearing beards would be so hot.

[QUOTE=Stizzles;27875599]IIRC, yes that was said in some article.[/QUOTE] Fuckin' ace! I hope your knee-long beard realisticly sways when you run. [editline]5th February 2011[/editline] Also. Something I was wondering about before - after you've completed the game, will everyone be nicer because they're not in a civil war?

[QUOTE=proch;27861116]I want the "realistic hair" feature and a long long beard/hair flattering in the wind. God, that would be awesome.[/QUOTE] The glitches shall be legendary.

[QUOTE=Zethiwag;27879858]Fuckin' ace! I hope your knee-long beard realisticly sways when you run. [editline]5th February 2011[/editline] Also. Something I was wondering about before - after you've completed the game, will everyone be nicer because they're not in a civil war?[/QUOTE] Who says the civil war will be over? You are just there to defeat the main bad ass dragon.

[QUOTE=Stizzles;27877560]He is no tree. [i]He... is an [b]ent.[/b][/i][/QUOTE] But his name is [I]tree[/I]beard. Why the hell should he be offended if someone calls him by half his name? ... Yes, I stole that from Rifftrax...

[QUOTE=Chekko;27879633]I hope Skyrim is a bit more sexual than Oblivion. Strippers wearing beards would be so hot.[/QUOTE] Wearing beards, but not on their faces :smug:

I'd let them put their beard on my face then. :smug: Beard King x2

This just in: When your beard strength level reaches 50, it will have a 1% chance of knocking you out. This increases to a 10% chance if you run, and a 30% chance if it's windy. It's probably not a good idea to run in the wind, but at that point, you don't [b]need[/b] to run. A level 50 beard takes care of that, see? [sp] Yes, this is a real game feature.[/sp] [sp]No, really.[/sp] [sp]Ok, yeah, I'm just kidding. But wouldn't that be fucking AWESOME?[/sp] Three people believed me, didn't they?

Left Hand - Shield Right Hand - Sword Beard - Mystical Beard Magic [editline]6th February 2011[/editline] Equip-able Beard slot

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[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;27883224]Left Hand - Shield Right Hand - Sword Beard - Mystical Beard Magic [editline]6th February 2011[/editline] Equip-able Beard slot[/QUOTE] Does that mean I can give my beard a beard?

ITT: Beard fetishism

Can I hide a third fist behind my beard? If not i'm sure a mod will come out for that specifically.

Chuck Norris mod?

Of course. I'm conflicted about getting it though since there'll be DLC and I'll be thinking of just getting a GoTY

Sigurd Strongbeard shall be my name. I will pillage and burn the lands of my enemies and slay dragons like a boss. I'll fuck up a king and take his throne. Grow old covered in gold, wearing nothing but a beard covering my whole body.

Am I the only one that can't get enough of this damn game? I mean come on, I went out and bought oblivion for the PC even though I had it on the xbox, for a mere taste of skyrim's potential! seriously though the game does look good. Really Good.

Part of me wishes they'd go back to the old preset face system. I tried to play Oblivion again, and I just can't get past the character creation screen. I sit there looking at my goofy, beardless round faced nord and I just :Dawkins102: Its like the sliders are only used to make you character look less stupid. Hopefully its the other way around in skyrim, in which your face will be anotomically correct regardless of the slider position (well, except for XTREME slider positioning) and the sliders will actually affect appearance instead of "stupid levels." Though I do find the sliders in Oblivion to be good for argonians, khajiits and orcs, but I suppose that's because they don't really look human in the first place.