The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too" - Games

I think a great easter egg would be finding a crazy retired Imperial Guard who believes he is still a guard and shouting the classical "Stop!" and "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD" while being drunk or whatever else. "You've...violated...blood..THEN PAY WITH YOUR LAW!" -passes out-

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;29160998]And the pain sound that your character makes is "HURRR"[/QUOTE] And the guards also like saying "HURRGUGLEGUHEGBKLEHBUH"

[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;29161101]I think a great easter egg would be finding a crazy retired Imperial Guard who believes he is still a guard and shouting the classical "Stop!" and "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD" while being drunk or whatever else. "You've...violated...blood..THEN PAY WITH YOUR LAW!" -passes out-[/QUOTE] And he has a really ugly face too.

and is the only character in the game that you can get an old Imperial Legion armor

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;29160998]And the pain sound that your character makes is "HURRR"[/QUOTE] I prefer the Morrowind Imperial Pain Sound: "WUGH!"

I heard that red brick walls in Daggerfall are teleporters. Question is, how the fuck do I use them?

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;29163220]I heard that red brick walls in Daggerfall are teleporters. Question is, how the fuck do I use them?[/QUOTE] Run at the wall and think of Diagon Alley.

New thing, I got stuck on top of slaughterfish. Couldn't escape at all, resorted to pickpocketing them. Who knew fish had pockets with old bit of thread and inkwells.

[QUOTE=GetBent;29163261]Run at the wall and think of Diagon Alley.[/QUOTE] No you tap on the bricks to get into Diagon Alley, you just have to run at the space between platforms 9 and 10 to get to platform 9 3/4.

Remember Arena? *Picking Door* *Failed* *100 guards suddenly spawn* *"HALT" "HALT" "HALT" spam* Almost like a god fucking chorus.

A nice easter egg would be if there was a special potato in a field that you could interact with, and then it would zoom in on it while time stops like when conversing with someone in Oblivion. You can only press "Rumors" and when you do, "..." is the only thing the potato says and then you say "Oh, I'm sorry I thought you were a person."

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;29163220]I heard that red brick walls in Daggerfall are teleporters. Question is, how the fuck do I use them?[/QUOTE] 1. Teleporters that when you click on them take you somewhere else in the dungeon. 2. Teleporters that when you walk into them take you somewhere else in the dungeon. 3. Teleporters that when you run into them take you somewhere else in the dungeon. 4. Inactive teleporters of types 1, 2 or 3 above that when you throw a switch, turn a wheel, click a torch, or do something else become active 5. Red brick walls that do nothing except arouse your curiosity 6. Death traps that when you touch or click them kill you

Any sound replacers for Morrowind?

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;29169434]Any sound replacers for Morrowind?[/QUOTE] Why would you ever want a sound replacer for Morrowind?

[QUOTE=Juoniva;29171597]Why would you ever want a sound replacer for Morrowind?[/QUOTE] I want the guards to say Oblivions STOP RITE DHURR

[QUOTE=Juoniva;29171597]Why would you ever want a sound replacer for Morrowind?[/QUOTE] To replace the sound in Morrowind.

Wow, deadly reflex makes playing as a warrior actually fun.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;29174661]Wow, deadly reflex makes playing as a warrior actually fun.[/QUOTE] i haven't done any executions yet, do i need a blade skill of 50+? because i haven't been able to get above 49 yet due to my level burning bodies to a crisp is pretty fun though

[QUOTE=JerryK;29174844]i haven't done any executions yet, do i need a blade skill of 50+? because i haven't been able to get above 49 yet due to my level burning bodies to a crisp is pretty fun though[/QUOTE] Gets a bit old when you have a flame sword, I charred every daedra in an oblivion gate once.

[QUOTE=JerryK;29174844]i haven't done any executions yet, do i need a blade skill of 50+? [/QUOTE] I don't know, I just started out. Spent most if the time I would have spent playing oblivion yesterday installing mod and trying to get tit to run less shittily. [editline]14th April 2011[/editline] Shadows are such an obscene performance hog, I don't lose a single frame when I ramp up the resolution of QTP3 but shadows kick my framerate to death and rape the corpse.

the shadows get all messed up sometimes when they appear on an NPC, but tend to be fine otherwise for me, they're really odd

I would like to own a grand castle in Skyrim with hirable staff, a smith/armoury, guards, a mage/healer, servants, a [sp]lusty Argonian[/sp]maid, with some nearby land with a forest, a farm, and a statue of a dragon in the courtyard which has many herbs and stuff growing in it. All near a snow-capped mountain. Maybe as a reward for saving the world and whatnot. Or I could make it myself if I hsd the skill and knowledge to mod the game using the Creation Kit.

as soon as the creation kit is out, I'm going to study the fuck out of it that way i'll be able to make kickass mods.

[QUOTE=JerryK;29177671]the shadows get all messed up sometimes when they appear on an NPC, but tend to be fine otherwise for me, they're really odd[/QUOTE] Self shadowing is utterly broken, yes. The other shadows are OK, they're just a massive performance hog. [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] is it just me or is this the polar opposite of funny [img]http://tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/783433-1302824084.jpg[/img] as in, so unfunny it actually offends me [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] I love how 90% of the stuff on imageshare is just whorish character shots [img]http://tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1128363-1302025348.jpg[/img] put some fucking clothes on and download some lod normal maps for fucking fuck's sake

I think you mean "So unfunny I just lost 20 IQ points".

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;29178614]I think you mean "So unfunny I just lost 20 IQ points".[/QUOTE] I think I lost 20 for looking at the picture and then a lot more from signing up for an account on tesnexus.

They need Dragon Hoards.

this is a decent set of screenshots though. it's still a series of gratuitous character shots but they're composited nicely and photoshopped well, and the character looks believable enough (apart from that vacant expression) for it to be decent [media]http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1298220856.jpg [url]http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1299089220.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1299437065.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1300035409.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1300641228.jpg[/url] [url]http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1301242855.jpg[/url] [url]http://tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1302451231.jpg[/url] [url]http://tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1301847354.jpg[/url][/media] better than the shit floydian1 churned out anyway, remember when he joined this forum to incessantly post shitty screenshots

[media]http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1300641228.jpg[/media] Oh god that expression.

oh look a 'top 10 adult images' link, maybe these will be tastefully composited, lore friendly nudes or something, a bit better than the usual shit the community churns out [img]http://tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/2230888-1301686181.jpg[/img] OR MAYBE NOT [editline]15th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Canuhearme?;29178918][media]http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/1250879-1300641228.jpg[/media] Oh god that expression.[/QUOTE] cock goes here