The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too" - Games

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;27884569]Chuck Norris mod?[/QUOTE] Not enough Beard. on chuck Norris.

I understand all those beards buy don't overdo it or women will have beards too.

I think it would be crazy cool if you murdered someone and the Guards formed cases. And they confront you next time you're in the city.

But then they see your beard and shit their pants.

[QUOTE=proch;27890813]I understand all those beards buy don't overdo it or women will have beards too.[/QUOTE] Too late... [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/BeardedWomen.bmp[/img_thumb]

[QUOTE=_Slick_;27890990]Too late... [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/BeardedWomen.bmp[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] witCH BURN THE WITCH

Hopefully when i stealth kill someone in their house in the middle of the night a guard wont be waiting outside.

Likewise it'd be nice if people could deduce things. IE people saw you go into somebody's house, a week later they find the dead body, and their disposition towards you drops because they suspect you did it, but have no proof :3: It's sort of immersion breaking that nobody really puts two and two together when it comes to things like theft and murder. [I]"Hey all my stuff is gone and you're the only one who's been in the house, you didn't have anything to do with that, did you? :cop:"[/I]

[QUOTE=_Slick_;27890990]Too late... [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/BeardedWomen.bmp[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] An elf with a beard? what has the world come to?

Everybody is going to be nord anyway :v: I am since Morrowind, haha!

[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;27891048]Hopefully when i stealth kill someone in their house in the middle of the night a guard wont be waiting outside.[/QUOTE] I hope you can burn a house down after committing a murder.

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;27895827]I hope you can burn a house down after committing a murder.[/QUOTE] Kill the house and burn down the person it's easier.

Strangle someone with your beard, use their beard as kindling to start a fire, burning down their [del]beard[/del] house.

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;27895827]I hope you can burn a house down after committing a murder.[/QUOTE] "Dovahkiin! You must help us! Someone has been committing murders at night! The victims always end up with a dagger like hole in their backs." "Yes, That's a sign of dragons." "But how can Drag-" "Do you question the only person who knows about these things?" "No but-" "No buts. Dragons can wield daggers. You learn something new everyday." "But still..." "What did I say? No buts. Now tell me, who among us here is the dragonborn?" "You are" "And who climbed the 7000 steps to the home of the greybeards?" "You did" "Good, Glad that's settled then." The next night the entire town was shanked in the back. [B]No one ever noticed[/B]

[img]http://attackofthefanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Elder_Scrolls_V_Skyrim_Art.jpg[/img] This has probably been posted already.

He braided his beard. He is manly.

Is that a Beard with armor and a helmet?

[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;27896930]Is that a Beard with armor and a helmet?[/QUOTE] THat beards manly enough to be Man-Free. Standalone beards.

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;27897003]THat beards manly enough to be Man-Free. Standalone beards.[/QUOTE] Playable beard race in Skyrim I'm calling it now

God im tired of this stupid beard craze.

-snip.

[QUOTE=Wheeze201;27897249]God im tired of this stupid beard craze.[/QUOTE] are you insane?!

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;27884680]Of course. I'm conflicted about getting it though since there'll be DLC and I'll be thinking of just getting a GoTY[/QUOTE] honestly, if they release DLC they arent getting anymore of my money. its not like you cant just install a mod that inserts the dlc into your game.

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;27897003] Standalone beards.[/QUOTE] I'd pay for Beard-man DLC

we should all send e-mails or tweetles to bethesda asking if we can fight with our beards

[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;27896777][img_thumb]http://attackofthefanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Elder_Scrolls_V_Skyrim_Art.jpg[/img_thumb] This has probably been posted already.[/QUOTE] What is that?

He is the [b]Beard-Man[/b].

[QUOTE=Ihasabucket;27898773]He is the [b]Beard-Man[/b].[/QUOTE] Nah, it's a werebeard. A rare boss-level enemy found only in towns at level 99.

Beard race mod launch day.

Beards, pleasuring women since dawn of humanity.