The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim "And your beard's beard has beards too" - Games

after i installed Deadly Reflex, OBSE, Nifse, and 1st person legs, thats when dicks started showing up i don't even know which one did it

oh HELL YES, colorwheel's sexy oblivion overhaul is FINALLY HERE [img]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/36387-1-1293930687.jpg[/img] the changes it makes are simply numerous, with amazing lore friendly remodellings of classic races: [media]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/36387-5-1293936023.jpg[/media] To tasteful, elegant beautifications of once ugly characters. Thought on-staya sundew was an [url=http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:On-Staya_Sundew]argonian[/url]? Think again!: [media]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/36387-3-1293936022.jpg[/media] Colorwheel has even reworked the armour meshes, they now look infinitely more practical, like people actually use them to fight in: [media]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/36387-3-1296195344.jpg[/media] And his additions to the game range from modest, tasteful services for the people of Cyrodiil: [media]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/36387-3-1296195223.jpg[/media] To gorgeous, tasteful new clothes: [media]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/36387-5-1296195345.jpg[/media] And finally, just in case you weren't satisfied before that Colorwheel was a [del]complete faggot[/del] aficionado of all things sublimely cultured then he has added several tremendous pieces of literature such as 'Tifa W Cup', cataloguing and expanding on events in the rich lore of TES. [media]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/36387-2-1296195315.jpg[/media] And the best thing about his mods? He hasn't let the success go to his head. Yes, despite thousands of downloads and acclaim from some of the [del]complete faggots[/del] premier modders at TESNexus, he STILL omits the apostrophe from "Colorwheel's", which shows that no matter how far he's come he's still a down to earth, respectable guy with [del]a complete lack of[/del] aces of talent and a [del]contempt[/del] respect for women to match.

i mean seriously, i don't even like to imagine the low piece of scum that produce shit like that probably fucking rapists too because they're too pathetic to get a girl

too pussy to rape someone they just play rapelay at home [editline]16th April 2011[/editline] not that raping someone is a show of manlihood but still

[QUOTE=JerryK;29229667]after i installed Deadly Reflex, OBSE, Nifse, and 1st person legs, thats when dicks started showing up i don't even know which one did it[/QUOTE] I think it's DR6, I deactivated it and no dicks, then activated it. BAM. Dicks. It's getting on my nerves.

[QUOTE=JerryK;29229536]underwear version of what exactly?[/QUOTE] sorry, though it was because you installed a nude mod The solution is probably to install one of the body mods and select the underwear version though that MAY mess up some of the gore. I had dicks despite not asking for them s I installed Robert's male underwear version and now everyone wears underwear. I haven't cut anyone in half yet so I can't say if it fucks with the gore.

[QUOTE=JerryK;29229859] probably fucking rapists too because they're too pathetic to get a girl[/QUOTE] Its because they are 12 year olds with more than enough time on their hands thinking that getting a girl is a life achievement... :v:

[QUOTE=JerryK;29229859]i mean seriously, i don't even like to imagine the low piece of scum that produce shit like that probably fucking rapists too because they're too pathetic to get a girl[/QUOTE] I wouldn't call him scum, more like a misguided weeaboo. There's no way any of these people could pluck up the courage to actually rape someone.

[QUOTE=a wet towel;29229963]I think it's DR6, I deactivated it and no dicks, then activated it. BAM. Dicks. It's getting on my nerves.[/QUOTE] Yeah it needs dick models, after all there's got to be something to cut off...

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;29228004]Oh yeah, they had that in The Sims 3 and it was so much better than hair clipping.[/QUOTE] Just like to expand on this: I have a few mods that, among other things add new hair to the citizens of Cyrodiil. I was going through cheydinhal just now when I saw someone with hair that seemed to be working on the same principle they had in The Sims 3, e.g the hair was welded to the shoulders and head as normal but stretched to accommodate the head as it moved. This was a modded hair, and apart from this it looked terrible but it was there. This simply reinforces my opinion that the horrible hair clipping with most hair mods is just due to the modders being lazy hacks.

This is how the hair should be like [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOlQ_YeR6Gc[/media] And the beards :buddy:

[QUOTE=proch;29230217]This is how the hair should be like [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOlQ_YeR6Gc[/media] And the beards :buddy:[/QUOTE] dat framerate Judging by the framerate the hair would take up pretty much all of a console's processing power and more, and it would run at one frame every 10 minutes. Guess we're gonna have to wait until the next console generation.

oh well, i guess i'll live in a sausage infested Cyrodiil anyway

[QUOTE=proch;29230217]This is how the hair should be like [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOlQ_YeR6Gc[/media] And the beards :buddy:[/QUOTE] At 2:26, why does the hair stay up and make horns?

[b]Is there a guide anywhere to OBGEV2 and the shaders? I cant seem to turn any of them on![/b]

Generic.Monk, I thank you for bashing on these mods, they really need it. [editline]16th April 2011[/editline] [media]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/37338-5-1300832249.jpg[/media] the very lore friendly cartoon dinosaurs mod.

[QUOTE=Fables;29230756]At 2:26, why does the hair stay up and make horns?[/QUOTE] daedra

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;29231273]Generic.Monk, I thank you for bashing on these mods, they really need it. [editline]16th April 2011[/editline] [media]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/37338-5-1300832249.jpg[/media] the very lore friendly cartoon dinosaurs mod.[/QUOTE] Well it's not so much it not being lore friendly as it is being extremely badly made, case in point that dinosaur mod. For example [url=http://tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=37910]this[/url] isn't lore friendly and it's a 'sexy clothing' mod, so I should hate it, but it's so well made that I actually kind of like it. If it wasn't just thrown in a chest like all of these mods are, taking up a whole esp just for something that won't affect the gameplay at all, and if the characters in oblivion looked/animated remotely realistically as to give even a slight hint of allure I'd endorse it, though I still probably wouldn't download it. [editline]17th April 2011[/editline] oh AWESOME a new version of sexlivion! [img]http://tesnexus.com/downloads/images/37481-1-1302701430.jpg[/img] this standard of modding though I cannot abide

niw i nerd bleech fir mw eyrs ty m0nk

Argh, I really want to get OBGEv2 with shaders working and I need someones help. I use the menu items and turn shaders on with the boolean integer but it doesn't do anything.

Earlier in the topic I noticed how I was installing freshly Oblivion with mods and shit. Here's my story. Asked from a friend a copy of Oblivion. It was GOTY Edition, Shivering Isles and KOTN and shit. Turned out to be fully russian (fucking russian localisation voices, they're so horrible die in fire fuckers). Meh, went on installing loads of mods, such as FCOM, Deadly Reflex, Tamriel Travelers etc. Installed DarNified UI and Race Balancing. Turned out that atleast half of the mods conflict since it's a russian localisation, also the fonts were fucked up. Lucky me. Went to my cousins' to get English versions from him. He got pretty much the same, but in English. Lucky me. Installed freshly English version of Oblivion and transfered everything there. Started game. After picking my race and waiting 5 seconds, my game froze. I repeated it for like 5 times, disabling various plugins. Had no fucking idea was ist dast, turned on my Wrye Bash and ----- wait for it ------ all of my mods conflict with eachother, despite me using BOSS. It was my grave mistake to simply add folders and esp's into oblivion folder, thinking it would work greatly. Funny me. That story above took me 3 hours, compiling and installing mods. Okay. Now on the next day (today) I am reinstalling everything again, downloading all mods again. And now my computer can't fucking delete golemflesh attack sounds. It simply loops on deleting. But oblivion is the shit. Normally i'd give up on something like this, but this game...... I Simply can't.

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;29229719]stuff[/QUOTE] Here's an idea, why don't stop finding out every little detail about mods you don't like, let people play the game and not say what people can and can't do with their own versions of Oblivion to people who probably have no interest in downloading the mods in the first place? Your posts are so repetitive that I think you've made more bitching posts about mods than there are mods to bitch about. And the worst part is for all the indignation you seem to feel about people doing what they want to do with their time and Oblivions, you don't absolutely bugger all about it.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;29235717]Here's an idea, why don't stop finding out every little detail about mods you don't like, let people play the game and not say what people can and can't do with their own versions of Oblivion to people who probably have no interest in downloading the mods in the first place? Your posts are so repetitive that I think you've made more bitching posts about mods than there are mods to bitch about. And the worst part is for all the indignation you seem to feel about people doing what they want to do with their time and Oblivions, you don't absolutely bugger all about it.[/QUOTE] It seems as though that is all he does across the forums.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;29235717]Here's an idea, why don't stop finding out every little detail about mods you don't like, let people play the game and not say what people can and can't do with their own versions of Oblivion to people who probably have no interest in downloading the mods in the first place? Your posts are so repetitive that I think you've made more bitching posts about mods than there are mods to bitch about. And the worst part is for all the indignation you seem to feel about people doing what they want to do with their time and Oblivions, you don't absolutely bugger all about it.[/QUOTE] why are you defending faggots who wish they could be rapists?

Let them be and go to jail. They deserve it for their minds.

[QUOTE=JerryK;29235965]why are you defending faggots who wish they could be rapists?[/QUOTE] From what I see, he isn't defending them. He is just saying to quit bitching about something you can easily ignore

Worst thing about the Colourwheel mods is that they aren't even [I]sexy[/I].

[QUOTE=Str4fe;29223713]These are things im hoping to be in game. [list][*]Hair/cloth physics [*]Dark messiah style weapon making, and same style alchemy and cooking.[B] You know, it would be awesome to actually place the ingredients on a table, next to mortar&pestle or whatever, and then start working on it, rather than just combining stuff in your inventory. And cooking, actually putting the stuff in the oven and cooking it the right amount of time.[/B] Its a very good way to retire from adventuring.[/list][/QUOTE] Fuck that would be boring.

Guys, I really need help. Just installed the following mods: [media]http://img3.imageshack.us/i/helpet.png/[/media] When I started the game, all around the starting dungeon i get exclamation marks. Googling gave me result of missing meshes, but I e-checked, everything is on its' places, all the mods! What should I do? I fucked my brains in total of 4 hours to install everything properly, and yet I fail....!

Cloth Physics would be so awesome! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daZoXzBGea0&feature=related[/media]